So, looking for that perfect Secret Society contact? That's a pretty dangerous request. Want to join, get information or just looking to turn them in? Well, here's the usual (and unusual) suspects. I'm Pea-O-CEE and I know the WHO'S WHO of the who's who. Be careful, though, some of these clones are pretty high ranked, and others are close to immune to accusation.
| NAME | POSSIBLE AFFILIATION(S) |
| Bolsh-O-VIK | Communist Party |
| Bolsho-V-ICK | Communist Party |
| Gorb-O-CHV | Communist Party |
| Wileek-I-OTE | Death Leopard |
| Keystr-O-KER |
Phreaks Pro Tech |
| Anarch-I-STT | Death Leopard |
| Monk-Y-RCH |
Corp Metal Pro Tech |
| Pix-Y-DST | Mystics |
| Jaquek-O-STO | Seal Club |
| Jonlukap-I-CRD | Trekkies |
| Enterpr-I-SSE | Trekkies |
| Billga-Y-TEZ | Free Enterprise |
| Seethreep-I-OOH |
Corp Metal
Pro Tech Trekkies |
| Kingum-I-DAS | Free Enterprise |
| Explosi-V-ESS | Death Leopard |
| Bom-B-DIR | Death Leopard |
| Command-I-RRR |
Free Enterprise Corp Metal Illuminati |
| Masterm-I-NDD |
Free Enterprise Corp Metal Illuminati |
| Ack-B-ARR | Trekkies |
| Macarth-I-RIR | Illuminati |
| Superv-I-SOR |
Free Enterprise Illuminati |
| Mister-B-IGG |
Free Enterprise Illuminati |
| Kick-B-ACK | Free Enterprise |