You dog-faced worthless pile of trash! YOU ARE PRECISELY THE REASON THAT COMMIES ARE SUCH A THREAT! You limp willed pile of FILTH! What makes you think you can even HOPE to join such a fine organization as the VULTURE CORPS!?!? YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO LOOK AT THIS UNIFORM, MUCH LESS HAVE THE SPINE TO WEAR IT!

Oh, you don't want to join the Corps? Ah, sorry about all that, breaking in the recruits by yelling and all that. You sure you don't want to join the Vulture Corps? No better way to serve the Computer than to fire a thousand supersonic slugs into a crowd of potential commies, let me tell you from EXPERIENCE! No, no, its fine. You can look around a bit. Don't think twice about it.

Really no chance? Not even a little interested? No, its... its fine. Really. Not a problem. No, no. I'm fine.