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// Generates the NEWS blocks
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var $news = new Array();
$news[20] = new Array(" Sector 3.0 redesign", "If you can't tell what's new, you've never been here before");
$news[19] = new Array("06-FEB-2004 New R&D items","Finally got around to completing several old R&D ideas: Dizzygun, Fire Extinguisher and map cube.");
$news[18] = new Array("02-FEB-2004 Rebuilt R&D","Redid most of the R&D items, with better pics and fixed layouts. Also broke the page into several sub pages to make it easier to update. The new format will be used for the new PLC, HPD&MC and Armed Forces Pages.");
$news[17] = new Array("08-JAN-2004 New computersays script", "Currently at the top of the menu bar, its a rebuild of an old script, located in the MSC sector.");
$news[16] = new Array("05-JAN-2004 Rebuild underway","New menu and news scripts to simplify my life. So I claim now ...");
$news[15] = new Array("03-JAN-2003 Happy New Year", "Generic R&D stuff updated, several new bots and a gun and uh... stuff. I'm also fairly surprised at the slew of visits... are that many people still interested in Paranoia(?)");
$news[14] = new Array("19-DEC-2002 - Quiet... too quiet", "Updated R&D again after seeing a TV special including a brief history of the Jaws of Life. So I built the Paranoia version.");
$news[13] = new Array("12-JUL-2002 - Fixes and Script", "Fixed a bunch of minor issues. Some HTML bugs on the R&D pages meant the left navbar was screwy. Plus some missing files (like the last two R&D items I uploaded) and some misfiled pictures. lso revamped the R&D page to include some descriptions and warning labels for the items therein. Nothing major, but I'm impressed with all my R&D crap. I just need to upload the missions that use them. Finally, built a small javascript to draw the computer with a random screen message, and decided it was so cool it should be shared with the universe! Check out the stuff section for details. Thassabout it.");
$news[12] = new Array("13-JUN-2002 - Ditto","Two new R&D widgets (grabber and acid grenade). I got bored.");
$news[11] = new Array("12-JUN-2002 - R&D stuff added","I've started Mission 6 (skipping the last bit of STR for now) and it'll be up eventually. Added one item to R&D (the awareness helm). Also fixed some dead image links.");
$news[10] = new Array("02-MAY-2002 - R&D stuff added (again)","I don't know why I keep adding this stuff. It's all for missions I've yet to write-up, but maybe you'll find some use for it.Added the PBRS, Borer and a new Recorder Bot. ");
$news[9] = new Array("29-APR-2002 - R&D stuff added","I've added two new R&D items, both under the new ''CRAFT'' section. The lifter will be the key piece in a Mission I have planned in which the troubleshooters must clean up some grafitti.");
$news[8] = new Array("25-APR-2002 - R&D stuff added","In a fit of creativity, I added 3 new R&D items! The bombbot, pudgun and MUL! Go see. Git.");
$news[7] = new Array("24-APR-2002 - BYE and STF sectors","Mission 4 is up! WOO! Working on mission 5. Also uploaded some icons to the STF section. Minor updates to the Adventure. Taking an extended break from the adventure code to work on other projects.");
$news[6] = new Array("24-FEB-2002 - ADV sector","Major overhaul of the Online Adventure, much cooler stuff. Also updated some minor issues and I've started work on a Paranoia desktop theme. I'm still here, man....");
$news[5] = new Array("24-JAN-2002 - ADV sector","Online adventure engine is now at 0.8.0 with the full mission now up. Combat isn't done yet since the people don't shoot back. You can complete the mission and even get promoted to orange. Still working on it.");
$news[4] = new Array("16-JAN-2002 - ADV sector","Online adventure engine is at 0.5.1 and about 7 rooms are working. Still a few minor bugs and no clones wandering about yet, but I'm working on it.");
$news[3] = new Array("15-JAN-2002 - ADV sector, stuff","Working on mission 4, not done yet, but it's in the works. The online adventure section has been built, with some of the first mission under development. Don't go expecting this to be done anytime soon, this is a free-time project for me which translates into ''not much time'' but I wanted people to get a look at it. If you've got any interest whatsoever in building or coding this mess, let me know. If you want to gripe about the slow progress, :p");
$news[2] = new Array("08-JAN-2002 - Mission 3, RND!","Added the first part of the STR Wars mission set, Cant-Y-Nah's bar. Also added several things to RND, the Bot-Lock, which is used in Mission 3 and the Percussive Wavefront Mine.");
$news[1] = new Array("02-JAN-2002 - Happy New Year!","Minor updates to R&D, working on mission 3 (STR Wars: E1).");
$news[0] = new Array("01-JAN-2002 - DELETED FROM ARCHIVES","Anything older than this is ancient, and thus deleted from the main logs to conserve space");

for ($n=($news.length-1); $n>=0; $n--)
{
	document.write('<div class="datablock"><div class="db_title">');
	document.write($news[$n][0]);
	document.write('</div><div class="db_info">');
	document.write($news[$n][1]);
	document.write('</div></div>');
}