No, no, you certainly do not have permission for that plasma cannon. Oh, THAT plasma cannon. I'll have to send this down to central for final authority.

And what do YOU want? Ah, standard equipment you say? Well "standard" is a misnomer, oh yes. We update the equipment and retro-date the equipment based on extensive R&D testing, information returned to us from Armed Forces, and from feedback questionaires from all manner of troubleshooter. Regardless, we still have quite the stock of useful gadgets, powerful tools and a few things that I'm not entirely certain what function they perform, but if The Computer says to issue them, then out they go!

So, may I see your requisition form, please?