All the new troubleshooters want to test our weapons, all the veterans turn a treasonous shade of green when offered the chance. I just don't understand at all. We make the best Commie blasting technology in Alpha Complex! The vulture corps should kiss our feet when we make an improvement to their outdated weaponry or give them a new way to keep those traitors on the run, but do they? No! They mumble things like "not with your six pack" or "keep that thing away from me". Worthless clones!

Weapons

Foam Grenade ver 2.3	My favorite: A grendade that creates a wall of exapanding foam
Powered Brawling Gloves	Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!
Type III variable blade gun.	When power-tools... ATTACK!
Blaster Barrel Mark 4	Bigger, better and (yes) more powerful weaponry
Percussive Wavefront Blaster (PWB)	A sonic boom gun.
Percussive Wavefront Mine (PWM)	Exactly the same as the one above... only different.
Pudgun	War with play-dough.
The Bombbot	When remote controlled cars... ATTACK!
Bioacid Grenade	Dirty pool, this one. A grenade that sprays acid.
TT45-EMI Gun	Fun with Science: Electromagnetic Interference!
GRTV-2 Dizzygun	Fun with Science: Ultrasonic Auditory Imbalance!