R&D, in their quest to make troubleshooters more productive, have created a new (and improved!) version of the Generic Liquid Unifier, better known as GLU. GLU 1.2 is better, faster, and stronger than all previous forms (1.0 and 1.1) of GLU. GLU 1.2 is an all-purpose bonding agent that reacts with oxygen to form a nearly unbreakable bond between any two surfaces! Within moments of applying GLU and touching the two surfaces, the GLU will rapidly harden into an amazingly tough seal. The secret is in the seeping action, which finds, and binds, any cracks and crevices in the surface at the molecular level!

Part 1: What it is or Better living through chemestry
Put simply, GLU is fast superglue. It pours with a consistency of motor oil, and seeps into the microscopic cracks and holes found in any surface (with almost no exceptions). GLU then reacts with the oxygen in the air, and hardens. Applying a layer of GLU between almost any two surfaces will result in a permanent connection.

Part 2: Drawbacks or The fun part
GLU is fun not because of the bugs usually found in R&D products, it's fun because it works. Perfectly. Always. Permanently. GLU runs like oil, takes a few seconds to harden, and then cannot be broken by any normal means. For whatever reason, troubleshooters cannot seem to keep from using GLU against each other with predictable, and almost always deadly, results.

Part 3: Continued or More thrills and more fun
GLU is abuse-proof, mostly because there's not much a player can do with it outside of gluing stuff together. It's WHAT they tend to glue together that's fun. As long as only one player has the GLU, it's also easy for the rest of the party to point fingers, and execute the owner. They, then, become the owners of the GLU.