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MACEB The Mobile Automatic Cleanliness Enforcement Bot is a key component of The Computer's new Alpha Complex Aggressive Reclamation Program (ACARP). The bot is designed to be used along with the Portable Water Purification System and Portable Biological Recycling System to reclaim sections of Alpha Complex lost to CMTs in the past. Once basic food and water have been provided, cleanliness becomes very important, necessitating a efficient (and mandatory) system to clean those clones who have become sullied in the CMT invasion.

Part 1: Shower on Wheels
The bot is essentially a large pressure-shower on wheels. The bot's head sits atop the shower unit and has 4 "arms". The bottom pair are pinsors, used to "coax" less-than-willing clones into the shower unit for their high-pressure cleansing. Another arm contains a set of hypodermic needles which produce a solution of antibiotics, hormones, sedatives and the like to help pacify and detoxify clones. The last arm has a massive airborne sensor on it, used to locate unclean clones by their odor.

Part 2: As easy as A B WOOOSH!
The system, once in a sector being reclaimed, will automatically travel through the area "sniffing" for clones of less-than-ideal cleanliness levels. Once it has located one, it will order them into the shower. If they comply, they'll be stripped of their clothing, blast-showered, and injected. If they do not comply, they'll be grabbed, manhandled, stripped, showered and injected anyway. Once done, the bot will issue them a black jumpsuit labelled "CLEAN" and a ticket to be delivered to PLC for new, clean clothing. If they've REALLY resisted, the bot will also issue treason points.

Part 3: [[TITLE ABOVE YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE]]