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PWPS Part of the Troubleshooter Code has been to bring those areas of Alpha Complex formerly under Commie control back to the loving and tender ...er arms of the Computer to once again bask in the glory and perfection that is the Computer's merciful mastery. Or, for the insubordinate, to be atomized into less-objectionable particles of elemental dust.

For that to happen, the Computer understands that the essentials to clone survival must be met. Food, Shelter, Cleanliness, Happiness, and Water are key to these missions. And so, as part of that mission, the PWPS-TCC6 was created.

Part 1: Its a flashy, poofy thing
The PWPS is a 5 gallon (20 liter) plexiglass tank with a powerful particle burst cannon mounted on top, adjusted to exactly the atomic pattern of water. Unpurified water is added through the spout on top while the cannon charges. The cannon then fires a massive charge of energy downward, which is reflected inside a specialized dish upwards, where it is reflected down again. This continues for several milliseconds until the charge is dispursed. During this time, anything in the tank is obliterated or filtered out, leaving only water as steam. A cooling unit is then activated and the water cools to drinkable temperature, which can be drained using the faucet at the bottom. The entire process takes around 20 seconds.

Part 2: Practical Uses
The PWPS does, in fact, work fairly well. The water is absolutely pure, although there may be some atomic... issues that arise through forcing water to a plasma state using a massive blast of energy. In the short run there are probably few drastic side-effects. The unit isn't huge, and has little wheels to help push it around, although a clone could certainly carry it around easilly if its empty (although its a little bulky). It can run off of batteries or be attached to sector power. The only known flaws are:
Part 3: Impractical Uses

Part 4: The Skinny
The PWPS is honestly a useful piece of equipment begging to be abused. If left alone to do it's job, the system will very likely work perfectly well and never bother anyone. Give it to troubleshooters with CMT tendancies, and it becomes a time bomb. What a troubleshooter will quickly see is a Big Freakin' Gun being used for something other than shooting traitors. Given half a chance (especially on a "mercy" mission with no other targets) trigger-happy clones will eye it and ponder quietly to themselves. They may never actually get a chance or reason to try anything, but just knowing that such a large, powerful weapon is in their reach is often quite condusive to good games.