Welcome
to the home of the award for
those that prove conclusively that some people's brains do indeed
reside in their
asses. The Poole and Ogden Award for Fabulous Application of
Rectal Thought has been instituted in honor of Greg Poole and Kathy
Ogden. The story of these two brianiacs can be found here and
here. We must never forget what happens when people decline to use their God given brains to think independently and apply logic but instead choose to use their posterior for thought and not just to sit on.
This process known as rectal thought has many serious consequences. Due to the nature of one's ass and its general purpose, when sat upon it causes a distinct lack of blood flow to the subject's brain. This causes a hallucinatory effect which leads to all sorts of potential idiocy.
Here we will catalog the best and the brightest of these morons. Each of them receives the Poole and Ogden Award and the opportunity to display it to show their accomplishment. All recipients are notified of their award and given the opportunity to give a letter of acceptance which will be posted here when received.
Award Dates:
8/23/03 Greg Poole and Kathy Ogden. Correspondence concerning this will follow shortly.