Details: Ah was on uh routine walk thru mah territory when ah spotted somethin' ah don't remember ever seein' before. Since he looked suspicious, ah figgered ah'd investigate an' gist moseyed on over fer uh closer look. Gist as ah approached, that weasel turned an' shoved his tail in mah face. Ah was sprayed! Now ah know why my Maw an' Paw call him that Stinky Skunk. It was enough ta knock me out cold, but afta uh couple of baths ah was as good as new (well almost!).

The next night, at approximately midnight on Sept 29th, ah was on mah watch an' ah spotted that varmint agin. This time ah was ready. Ah knew ah had to git the drop on him before he had uh chance ta turn around. Ah leaped high in thuh air an' pounced on him, grabbin' him by thuh scruff of his neck. He didn't know what hit him. He was quickly taken to thuh descenting facility where he was relieved of his deadly weapon an' then escorted ta thuh Marshal's office. 

After being charged with assault with uh deadly weapon on uh Deputy, he was thrown inta thuh Posse Pokey. Since asssaulting uh Deputy is uh serious offense round these parts, no bail was posted.

Details: Afta an "eek" complaint was filed by our Maw on thuh morning of September 21, Deputy Sam an' ah quickly came up with uh plan ta trap that wily desperador Mr. Mouse. Since he was last seen foragin' around our Maw's supply of sunflower seeds that she keeps stashed in thuh basement, our plan was ta return thuh next morning, go undercover an' wait fer his return. In thuh early hours of September 22nd we took our positions fer the stake out.

It wasn't long before we spotted thuh rogue rodent creepin' along thuh basement wall towards the stash. We figured thuh element of surprise would stun him, so we both jumped out at thuh same time an' yelled "STOP". He froze in his tracks (as his position in the cell above will attest) an' we were able ta apprehend thuh culprit an' escort him out of our Maw's basement straight ta thuh Posse Pokey. Thuh premises are now safe from that varmint.

"You can get off that chair now Maw!"