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Name: Troy Pullis
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The Price of Children

Bonnie forwarded this to me today that was emailed to her. What a positive look at why to have kids!

The Price of Children

I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way.
It's nice...really nice!

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:
* $8,896.66 a year,
* $741.38 a month, or
* $171.08 a week
* That's a mere $24.24 a day!
Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140?
* Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
* Glimpses of God every day.
* Giggles under the covers every night.
* More love than your heart can hold.
* Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
* Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
* A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate.
* A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sand castles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.
* Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:
* finger-paint,
* carve pumpkins,
* play hide-and-seek,
* catch lightning bugs, and
* Never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to:
* keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
* watching Saturday morning cartoons,
* going to Disney movies, and
* wishing on stars.

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:
* retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
* taking the training wheels off a bike,
* removing a splinter,
* filling a wading pool,
* coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and
* coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:
* First step,
* First word,
* First bra,
* First date, and
* First time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match. In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a
slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!! Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!!!!!!

What a bargain!!!

Friday, January 20, 2006

GMail added a Delete button!

Wow, it only took how long for them to figure that one out? Before they added this button next to the "Archive" and "Report Spam" buttons, you had to find the Delete option in the "Actions" drop-down list. Probably 90% of the time you'd want to Delete the email you were reading. So it makes perfect sense that this would be a easy to click button, instead of being shoved in with the other email labeling actions. Thanks Google Mail, the button is much appreciated!

New Delete button shown here:

Original buttons w/out the Delete button:

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Are you ever stuck in traffic?

I've been using traffic.com for almost a year, and the site is a great time saver. You create a free account, and setup your driving route(s). Everyone should at least enter work-home route, and if incidents occur, you receive email alerts letting you know how slow the commute will be. As a trouble spot gets worse, more frequent emails arrive, letting you know the severity of the delay. It's saved me a few times just before driving home, alerting me to find another route. One night I didn't "listen" to my alert, and sure enough I was stuck in a bad jam due to an accident. I also have my work-golf route setup, and it only is set to alert on Thursdays for golf night. Give it a try, it's easy and best of all, FREE!

Monday, January 09, 2006

11,000

The Dow passed 11,000 today, the first time since the summer of 2001, shortly before 9-11. This is a huge step forward for the economy! Now if SCUR could just stay on the higher price trend I could cash in on some options for the first time since I started work in April 01.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

2006

Here we are in 2006, and the first big news is what everyone could see coming, Vikes coach Mike Tice got the axe. Actually, he wasn't truly fired, he just didn't a new extension to his contract. Owner Ziggy Wilf says he's going to take the team "in a new direction".

I haven't blogged much in quite a while, but really nothing too interesting to blab about. I took a nice 11 day vacation and got a bunch of stuff done around the house that had been on my to do list for a long time. We had a nice Christmas, traveling to Graceville and Blue Earth and spent Christmas Day here at home. Ben seemed to enjoy ripping paper on gifts and taking all the bows. He also loved pulling ornaments off the tree, they all looked too pretty to leave alone.

I'm looking forward to the new year, as Ben really starts learning to talk and all the rest. And hopefully Ziggy will hire a good coach that will once and for all take the Vikings to the Super Bowl soon.