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Melody....I
told ya I'd have another one up soon! And I warned ya it was
strange! (as written by DC, Mel, Azn, and
GypsySongbird)
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The
store was deceptively quite. People stood motionless and frightened.
The store itself looked like a war zone. Boxes were overturned in
the aisles, the contents spilling out in every direction. The corpse
of an old hag lay at the feet of one of the workers. He breathed a
sigh of relief and set his gun down gently, leaning it against one
of the few remaining shelves.
“You shall die!” the corpse
screamed, suddenly sitting up again.
“I’m getting the
weirdest felling of Déjà vu,” the man grimaced.
“I shall
posses your soul!”
“Posses this!”
The worker grabbed
up the gun again and fired one shot, splitting the demon’s head in
two. Then he fired another shot, exploding the remnants to
pieces.
***************
KABOOM! Emilia’s latest
experiment blew up on the lab table.
“Oh, what am I missing?”
she wondered aloud.
“Who cares Em?” Jack whined. “Let’s do
something fun today for a change!”
Today was the first day in
over a month that they were not working on a mission.
“”Oh
fine!” Emilia surrendered after a moment. “Since this cough
suppressing serum isn’t working out right, I suppose we can take the
day off.”
“Great!” Jack said as he produced a picnic basket
and blanket. “I figured I’d get you to agree, so I packed a picnic
lunch. The north beach should be a great spot to
relax!”
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That afternoon, the store
worker returned home. He sat staring at the television. A rerun of
Hercules was playing but the man wasn’t interested. Getting up from
his armchair, he walked over to his worn out bookshelf. The events
of the day had upset him. Hadn’t he beaten the evil
yet?
Reaching the bookshelf, he scanned its contents. There!
He pulled out a worn out looking book with a face on the front
cover.
“How in hell did this get here?” he wondered
aloud.
He opened the cover and flipped through the pages
filled with ancient Kandarian text. On the back page, he saw a
yellow sticky note.
“Look’s like Annie started to write up a
translation table. Too bad 90% of it is empty though. Klaatu Verta
Nicktu,” he said sarcastically.
Suddenly, a familiar blue
vortex appeared. The man had barley enough time to grab his sawed
off shotgun and his chainsaw before he was dragged
through.
********************
“To our day off,” Jack
toasted as he poured two glasses of champagne.
Suddenly, a
man fell from the sky and landed five feet from them. Jack looked
questioningly at Emilia, who returned his confused look. The man
groaned and then got to his feet.
“Not again!” he mumbled,
facing away from them. “Wonder where I wound up this
time.”
He turned as he took in his new surroundings and came
face to face with Jack. Both men jumped back in surprise. Emilia
held onto Jack to keep from fainting. The man looked just like
Jack!
The man got his bearings again. Extending a metal
gauntlet hand to Jack, he said, “My name’s Ash.”
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
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Ooh...I'm
glad I rented da last ones!
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Jack and
Emilia took a good long look at Ash's metal gaunlet
hand.
"What's the matter? Wasn't 'handshakes' invented by
now?" The both spies still starred at him.
"Uh...hello? Do
you guys even understand English?"
"Um...yes. We're terribly
sorry to stare at you. We're just shocked from what happened."
Emilia apologized. "My name is Emilia Rothschild, and this is..."
Jack cutted in between...
"I'm Jack." As he tried to shake
Ash's hand. As they both shake hand, someone else approached behind
them rapidly...
Ash stopped and looked around...
"Is
something wrong..." Jack was about to ask, but Ash just told them to
run.
"What?"
"I said run now!!" The spies didn't ask
why and obeyed him, as they quickly ran toward Emilia's house. Ash
kept peering back and told them to keep running, and don't look
back. The mysterious mist kept chasing them...
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A
winged Deadite circled Ash.
"HEYAH!!!" Ash said as he unsheathed
his shotgun and fired at the beast.
The bullet ripped
through one of the wings. The Deadite fell, hitting the sand. It
writhed in pain. Ash removed his gaunlet hand and straped on the
chainsaw. Then he dismembered the body, burying it beneath teh
sand.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
Sense of Humor
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"What
the hell was that?!" Ash glanced up and saw Jack and Emilia coming
towards him.
"And why did you desecrate the body like you did?"
Emilia asked.
Ash cursed beneath his breath. "I thought I told
you two English muffins to beat it and not look back!"
Emilia and
Jack were taken aback. "Listen pal, I'm not English!" Jack
said.
"And you're welcome for us caring to take interest in
someone so obviously far from home!" Emilia huffed.
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"Listen,
I didn't mean it." Ash lowered his eyes. I've battled God knows how
many of these things already."
Jack scowled. If he even trys to
hit on Em, he thought.
"Now then, lets get someplace safe and
discuss this matter." Emilia
offered.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
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posted February 27, 2001 10:30 PM
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The
trio quickly ran to Emilia's house, and settled down.
"So, you
said something about 'been battling' those things. May I ask how did
this happen, and how did you get here?" Em asked.
Ash
explained from the beginning where he and his girlfriend drived up
to an abandoned cabin, read and heard a tape recorder (of course he
had to explain what a tape recorder was first) about something
called "The Book of the Dead." As he continued as how his hand went
bad, and replaced with a chainsaw (of course he explained was it was
first again), then about him going back in time in the 13th century
where he, King Arthur, and the men fought the "Army of Darkness".
Then Ash continued and explained how he got here.
"And yet, I
said the words 'exactly' this time! So, anyway...how do I get home
again?"
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27, 2001 10:32 PM
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"Maybe
you just say the words again," Jack grumbled.
"Nah..that would be
too easy!"
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Member posted February 27, 2001 10:33 PM
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Oops!
Collided with Mel!
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
Sense of Humor
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Okay--fixed
it
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"Well,
the most obvious thing is to find that Necronomicon that you spoke
of."
"And make sure none of those other critters came through
with you!" Jack added.
"Easier said than done," Ash said
absently as he put his gauntlet hand back on. "You see, the evil has
a terrible hunger for the book. I'm sure there will be more Deadites
around. Dear God, I sound like that stinking wiseman. If I get the
book back before they are at least beaten back a bit, they'll come
after me. And I'm not to crazy about being on their hit
list."
Outside, the rotting corpse of Ash's evil self peeped
through the window.
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Battle
On,
Deadly Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony #
1350
Daughter of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor #
3
JC's Bird of A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of
Jack's Wit and Sense of Humor
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It
began to rain while the whole island was dark, wet, and cold. The
thunder roared through the air, and lighting bolts streaked across
the dark sky...
As a lighting almost hitted a tree, something
caught Jack's eye. At first he saw a weird and nasty looking figure,
but then it was gone.
"Is something wrong, Jack?" Emilia looked
at what Jack was starring at.
"Nothing. I thought I saw
something."
BANG!!!!!
The trio gasped as they heard
the front door open by itself.
"Wutda??"
They quickly
ran to the door and saw some muddy and wet footprints leading
upstairs...
"We're not alone..." Ash whispered.
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Ash
measures the footprint to his own.
"Son of a Deadite!" he
muttered. "Don't tell me HE'S here!"
"Mind filling us in on
who HE is?" Jack asked.
"HE... is me...well, sorta. See I
broke a mirror in a windmill and these tiny little mini-me's popped
out and proceeded to torment me. One of them forced my to swallow
them and then I split into two halves. He's my evil half...Evil Ash!
But still, I exploded him so I don't see how..."
They fell
silent as they heard a creaking noise above
them.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
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"He's
'definatly' upstairs..." Ash muttered. Ash quickly took his shotgun
and loaded it.
"Are ya coming?" Ash looked to see Jack and Emilia
shaking their head.
"Ok, then..." Ash started to climb the
stairs. He began to follow the footprints up to in the middle of the
hallway, but the footprints was leading in EVERY direction.
"Dammit..." Ash swore. "There's 4 ways I could either go,
north, south, east, or west. I know he's in only 1 room, but which
one is it?"
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Love
how you mention that Ash *actually* loads his
gun!
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Ash
stopped at the landing and remained very quiet. He heard harsh
breathing. It was coming from the west
room.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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March 01, 2001 11:34 PM
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"Yee-haw!"
Ash muttered.
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March 02, 2001 12:11 AM
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Just
a note....on my offical Creation Xena calendar... March 2.....Xena
meets "The Evil Dead" Just thought you might wanna
know!
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
Keeper of Jack's Wit and
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posted March 02, 2001 11:34 PM
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All
of sudden a hand clamped on Ash's shoulder, which caused him to
jump, and point his shotgun.
"Hey, it's just me and
Em!"
Ash sighed with relief and asked why were they
here.
"We thought that..." Emilia began but was rudely
interrupted by Jack.
"Uh...excuse me. Since when was this a
'we' situation?"
"Ok, I thought that what we did was wrong
leaving you with that wutever it is!"
"I see. But just try
the sneak up on me...again. Ok?"
They both nodded and agreed.
"So, where is it?" Jack whispered. Ash pointed in the west
direction, which lead into the bathroom.
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Ash
turned the knob and braced himself for a confrontation. Without a
sound, he opened the door and readied his shotgun.
"YOU!?!" he
cried out, not really all that surprised.
"Glad to see you
too!" Evil Ash snorted. "Give me the
Necronomicon!"
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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"Fat
chance, ugly! But what I will give you is this..." Ash quickly
started to shoot the Evil Ash several times, and the hideous thing
quickly jumped out of the window and disappeared.
Jack and Emilia
quickly peered in the bathroom seeing everthing is punctured with
bullets and the mirror shattered.
"Sorry..." Ash apologized
after seeing Emilia's shocking look.
"What happened to the
beast?" Emilia asked.
"He jumped out of the window, and
disappeared."
"Great! Now we'll have to search that thing
before he terrolizes the whole city!" Jack said.
Jack peered
in the shattered mirror which was in 6 pieces, and the trio left
closing the door, and after Evil Ash before he starts to terrolize
the whole island.
All of a sudden Mini-Jacks started to pop
out...
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Da
Da Da bu-mp!
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Member posted March 05,
2001 09:34 PM
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"What
the heck!?" Jack exclaimed as he and Emilia backtracked.
"Oh
man! Not again!" Ash groaned. He glanced over at Jack. "Whatever you
do, don't let them trip you! And don't let one jump inside
you!"
"What are you talking about?" Emilia gasped as two of the
mini-Jacks tried to separate her from her partner.
"How do you
think Mr. Dead-and-Stinky came in to being?" Ash replied as he
terminated three of the mini-Jacks.
"Wonderful," Jack grumbled.
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11:42 PM
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As
they stood discussing, the mini-Jacks wound toliet paper around
Jack's feet. He tried to take a step and fell face foward.
"Why
you little," he started as he fell.
When he fell, he
squished one one his minis.
Another took up his razor and
stabbed Jack in the foot as soon as his stood up.
"AHHHH!!"
he screamed.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
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Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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Jack
fell on to the floor and did not move.
Emilia turned to Ash. "Do
something!" she cried as the remaining mini-Jacks started to tie the
American down using what Emilia had called "dental floss."
"Sorry sister, but it looks like he's going to have to get out
of this himself!" Ash said, grabbing Emilia and pulling her out of
the room. The door slammed shut behind them and they heard it
lock.
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06, 2001 09:41 PM
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"Why
are you saying that?! We have to help him!" Emilia was about to go
back, but Ash quickly grabbed her.
"I know, but we HAVE to stop
my evil twin first! And I need you because you know the whole island
by heart!"
"You do have a point there. Ok. Let's
go."
"Hope you're going to be alright, Jack..." Emilia silently
whispered and the duo left.
Jack was all tied up, and the
remaining mini-Jacks tried to open his mouth. But Jack kept refusing
to. The mini-Jacks left, while Jack was still trying to break
free.
"Stupid dumbass Jacks! Wait a minute...that didn't
sound right...Aw, who cares!!" Jack was still struggling to break
free.
The mini-Jacks on the other hand were just hiding and
was waiting for the right time. One of them found some leftovers of
one of Emilia's "rubber" experiment, and they laughed as they had a
plan.
Jack was falling asleep. He was so tired from trying to
break free, and he just gave up and went to sleep, with his mouth
hanging open.
The mini-Jacks returned and started to nail a
piece of the rubber on each side. One of them tried to set it on
target, while the other one was getting ready to launch
itself.
The target was set, and mini-Jack was ready.
"3,
2, 1...GO!"
"Whoo-hoo!!"
As the launched one went through
Jack's mouth, Jack quickly woke up and started to cough.
"Oh
no!" Jack looked at his stomach as he heard a tiny voice laughing in
his stomach.
All of sudden, his body was splitting
apart...
*********************************************
Meanwhile
Ash and Emilia searched high and low for Evil Ash, but was no where
to be found.
"Where could he be?!" Emilia asked
exhausted.
"Hey, do ya'll have a cemetary up in this island?"
Ash asked.
"Yes, why do you..." Then it hitted Em.
"Come
with me!" Emilia dragged Ash up to the Pulau, Pulau
Cemetary.
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Meanwhile,
Jack had split apart and was facing his evil self. After a quick
fist fight, Jack had managed to gain the upper hand. Evil Jack fled
the scene, a plan forming in his mind.
Evil Jack ran towards the
cemetary, Jack on his heels. Soon however, Jack was left
behind.
Evil Jack saw Ash and Emilia in the close distance.
He jogged up to them.
"Em!" he cried out.
"Jack?"
Emilia rushed to him. "What's wrong?"
"Those little monsters,
they made me swallow one of them. Now there's an evil me running
around," Evil Jack told her.
"Oh great!" Ash
sighed.
"It's okay Jack," Emilia tried to soothed the worried
tone in his voice.
"Can you give us a minute?" he asked
Ash.
Ash nodded and walked off a bit. The real Jack, however,
was closing in. Evil Jack then tried to posses Emilia, forcing her
against a tree. She struggled to break loose. Just before Evil Jack
could take advantage of her, the real Jack burst onto the
scene.
"ASH!" Jack cried out.
Ash came running and saw
the problem. With a few quick shots, Evil Jack lay on the ground.
Ash cut the body up with his chainsaw, while Emilia sobbed into
Jack's shoulder.
"I thought he was you," she
whispered.
"Hey baby, I'd NEVER try to hurt you."
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Battle On,
Deadly Chakram
Jack's
Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of A Feather #
6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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2001 11:21 PM
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As
Ash quickly finshed buried "Evil Jack" they all heard screaming and
gunshots in the marketplace.
"Something tells me ugly is
nearby."
The trio quickly ran to the marketplace, and saw Govenor
Croque, Napoleon, and Brogard trapped in a dead end with Evil Ash.
Evil Ash breathed heavily and asked who's in charge.
"He is."
Napoleon pointed to Croque.
"Me?! No, 'e iz, Monsieur!"
Croque pointed to Brogard.
"I am not in charge! 'e iz!"
Brogard pointed to Napoleon. The 3 frenchmen argued over who's in
charge, and Evil Ash had enough, pulled out his sword, and was about
to kill all of them.
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"Do
something," Emilia said hysertically trying to push Ash forward to
put an end to the deadly standoff. She still was trying to piece all
of this together, and it was hard as there were so many people that
looked like Jack.
"Shhhh!" Jack said pulling Em close to him. "I
think he's got a plan," he said looking at Ash.
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BUMP!
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Battle
On,
Deadly Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony #
1350
Daughter of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor #
3
JC's Bird of A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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Jack's Wit and Sense of Humor
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2001 11:58 PM
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Ash
reved up his chainsaw.
"Hey ugly!" he called out to Evil
Jack.
Evil Jack spun around to face him. As he turned, Ash
brought up his chainsaw, neatly slicing Evil Jack's head off.
Pulling out his shotgun, Ash shot the body several times.
The
"captives" stared on, wide eyed and
frightend.
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Battle On,
Deadly
Chakram
Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
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Brogard's Belle # 2
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Sense of Humor
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2001 10:24 PM
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Ash
blew da smoke of his shotgun and looked at the villagers staring and
mummering about him.
"It's alright everyone. Everything is taking
care of, and I can assure you...nothing like this will ever happen
again..." Emilia spoke, and quickly pushed Ash and Jack back to her
house.
"Who was that man?" Napoleon asked.
"I 'ave no
idea, my brother. But that machine that he sliced up the demon was
simply...fabulous!" Croque responded.
"Yes, little
brother...and I have a plan." Napoleon smiled evily.
That
night, Ash setted his chainsaw on the coffee table and ask Emilia if
she can send him back now.
"I'm trying but everything I
already tested...explodes!" Ash sighed.
"Well, it's being a
long night, and I need a place to sleep for the night."
"Yes.
Come with me." Emilia ushered Ash in the guest room.
"How
come he gets the guest room?!" Jack whined.
"Because he is a
guest, Jack." Emilia replied.
"Oh, like I wasn't!" Jack
rolled his eyes.
"Of course you weren't a guest. You were my
attaché." Emilia grinned. Ash chuckled a bit.
"What are you
laughing at?!" Jack asked coldy.
"Obviously Emilia's quick
thinking and yet funny response."
"Hey, don't make me stick
my boot up your whazoo!"
"Gentlemen! Please! It's a been a
long night and we ALL need to sleep!"
"Yeah, you're right.
Night Emilia." Ash said.
"Night Ash." Emilia
replied.
"Night E..." But Emilia already closed the door
before Jack could say it. Ash smiled and closed his door. "Argh!"
Jack sighed and went into the secret passage way to Emilia's
lab.
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That
night Napoleon sented Brogard and some of his other men to steal
Ash's chainsaw. They quietly unlocked the door and sneaked in
quietly.
As they went and looked around they saw Ash's chainsaw.
Brogard pointed as the rest of the men tried to lift it and carry it
out to the door.
"Vite! Vite!!" Brogard
whispered.
They successfully stole it and gave it to their
devious emperor.
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Bump!
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Battle
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Jack's Packer # 1350
Croque's Crony #
1350
Daughter of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor #
3
JC's Bird of A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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2001 12:10 AM
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Ash
woke up and headed downstairs. Ash yawned and he rubbed his eyes.
After he stopped rubbing them, he saw his chainsaw was
gone!
"Wutda?!" Ash saw Emilia coming downstairs.
"Oh,
good morning A..."
"Have you seen my
chainsaw?!"
"Um...no...I haven't. Why do you..."
"Because it's gone! And I probably know who took it to!" Ash
rushed in the secret entrance to the lab, and saw Jack still sound
asleep.
Zzzzzzzzzzz.....
"Hey...wake up!" Ash pulled
Jack by the collar.
"Zzz....huh? What?" Jack asked still half
asleep.
"I know you took it!" Pow! Ash punched him across the
cheek.
"Ow! Huh? What do ya mean..."
"Stop lying! Who
else would be jealous of me and take my chainsaw?!" Pow! Pow! Pow!
Ash continued to beat up Jack until Emilia came in and stopped
him.
"Ash!! What have gotten into you?!" Emilia quickly tried
to see how much Jack was injured. Jack's nose and mouth was bleeding
a lot, along with a black eye.
"I just KNOW he took it!" Ash
cried.
"Jack..." Emilia started to talk to Jack, who was
still badly brusied.
"Huh?" Jack tried to make eye contact
with Emilia but was to dizzy.
"Tell me the truth...did you
take Ash's chainsaw? Yes or no?" Jack was mumbling and then finally
made eye contact with Emilia.
"....No...." Emilia knew he was
tellin the truth.
"He didn't take it, Ash. I know when Jack
is lying and not. He's telling the truth."
"Ok. I'm sorry."
Ash left.
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Azn Dragoon
Member posted
April 02, 2001 11:12 PM
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May
I ask suggest...
Anyone wanna add?
So consider this
a...
"BUMP!"
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Deadly Chakram
Member
posted April 03, 2001 10:36 PM
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"Jack?
Are you alright?" Emilia asked him, peering at the wounds on his
face.
"Never better," Jack tried to smile, but was in too much
pain.
Emilia began to tend to his wounds. Who could have
taken Ash's chainsaw? The question was on her mind but she dismissed
it to tend to Jack.
"Should the old Daring Dragoon make a
search and rescue mission?" he asked
eagerly.
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Deadly Chakram
Member posted April 05,
2001 11:17 PM
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Klaatu
Verta NphphhphBUMP!
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Deadly
Chakram
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Croque's Crony # 1350
Daughter
of the Dragoon #2
Emilia's Exporter/Inventor # 3
JC's Bird of
A Feather # 6
Brogard's Belle # 2
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Sense of Humor
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Azn Dragoon
Member posted April 05,
2001 11:59 PM
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"No,
no, no, Jack. In this condiction, I'm afraid that the Daring Dragoon
is going to be counted absent today."
Ash searched around the
house once more to see if he's chainsaw appeared. Still no luck. All
of a sudden the whole house was starting to
shake.
"Wutda?!?!" He heard Emilia scream and saw something
carrying her away. "Not again!!!" Ash quickly raced toward Jack who
was in shock.
"What happened??" Ash panted.
"Somthing
ugly looking carried Emilia away!!"
"Argh!! Don't tell me
that thing is still alive!! Well, you better quickly get out of
those jammies, and dress up because we have
to get her
back!"
Emilia was dropped off in the graveyard, and saw "Evil
Jack".
"I thought you were dead!"
"I am."
"I'm
confused. If you're dead then how come you're
alive??"
"Um...uh...well...forget about that!"
"Well,
then what do you want with me?"
"Let's just say, I know
someone who you really love is back."
"What?"
Evil
Jack stepped aside and reveiled Emilia's husband.
"I'm back
Emilia. Please...come back to me." He reached out his hand. Emilia
was going toward him.
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Posts: 1009
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Re: ST: Ashs to
Ashs (from the USA boards)
Emilia was approached her husband, but not by her own will. She
seemed to be pulled to him by a strong, unnatural force. "NO!" her
mind screamed. "This is not right! Robert has been dead for a long
time." Shaking her head, she was able to break free of the force for
a moment. She spoke to Robert, taking care to avoid looking in his
eyes.
"What's the matter Emilia?" he asked.
"Robert,
you're dead. You have been for a long time now. You can't be alive!
I don't understand."
"Let's just say that I live again." He
tried to grin, but his bottom jaw fell off.
Emilia supressed
a gasp of horror.
Meanwhile, Jack and Ash raced towards the
graveyard. Jack ran just ahead of Ash, who kept trying to make up
the distance.
"I still need my chainsaw!" Ash complained.
"But at least I still have my trusting old Boomstick!"
It
wasn't long before they reached the front gate of the cemetary.
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Re: ST: Ashs to
Ashs (from the USA boards)
Jack was very nervous,and worried about Em.He wasn't sure what was
going to happen,and who or what they were going to meet next.As they
got closer Ash and Jack could see some figures standing in the
graveyard,he saw one was shorter than the rest and he knew it was
Em."Okay genius what do we so next?"asked Jack.
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