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dangerchick TX New Member Posts: 32 (7/6/01 4:07 pm) Reply	X&G have a garage sale Xena is found digging through their belongings.She= peers up at Gabs with a look of utter disbelief. Xena:By the godsGabrielle,don't you ever get rid of anything? Gabrielle looks up sheepishly and bats her long lashes. Gabs:Time to have a garage sale,huh? Xena:Come over here and help me figure out what to get rid of. Gabrielle walks over to a pile on the ground and picks up Xena's whip.<= br> Gabs:You never use this anymore,let's get rid of it. Xena snatches the whip out of her hand and gives her the"stink eye". Xena h no you don't!My last whip you traded for a frying pan,remember? Gabs k then,how about this? Gabs holds up Xena's old chakram. Xena:Where did you find that?I've looked from here to Tartarus and back= for my old trusty chakram! Gabs simply rolls her eyes and continues her search.Next she grabs onto= a play toy and turns to Xena with a sinister look on her face. Gabs:Hey Xena,how much do you think we could get for this little goodie= ? Xena:Holy headless harpies!Will you put that thing away before you scare somebody with it? Gabs mutters to herself,"I think I already have". Gabs puts both hands on her hips and starts patting her foot on the gro= und. Gabs:Well then,why don't YOU decide what goes? X:Fine,I will! Xena stomps over to the pile and places an offending size 10 warrior bo= ot on Gab's scrolls. Gabs on't even think about it! Xena:Just testing the water there my little bard.What is this space was= ter? Xena is holding up a dark brown wooden sheep by its tail. Gabs:Xena,you gave that to me as a Solstice gift,I can't part with my s= weet wittle wamb! Xena sighs audibly. Gabs:Xena? Xena:YESSSSSS? Gabs:What do you say we just forget the sale? Xena:Gabrielle,I think that's the best idea you've had all day!
Toa Pirinihehe TX New Member Posts: 83 (7/6/01 4:11 pm) Reply	Re: X&G have a garage sale I'll give you fifty= bucks for the scrolls - don't put it in that dank dark cave. Richard K [a.k.a.torbaykiwi] [Another-Xena-Fanclub] Inhale though the nose, exhale through slightly parted lips. Breathe.
sirach1 TX New Member Posts: 51 (7/8/01 10:56 am) Reply	Re: X&G have a garage sale X: Come on Gabrielle, THINK. There must be somethi= ng we can unload. G: OK, OK. Let me think... X: Here! You don't need this anymore... G: My wedding dress? You want me to sell that?! X: Come on, you were hardly married if you think about it. G: Well OK, put 10 dinars on it. X: ...and what about these dusty old Scrolls, "the Iliad and the Odyssey" those aren't your scrolls. G: Orion, from the academy, wrote those, it's the history of the Trojan= war and Ulysses' travels. Orion was so cute! X: We were AT Troy, so we don't need that one, and I don't see our name= s in here anywhere in Ulysses' story. I nearly gave myself up for that creep= and we saved him from the Sirens. This scroll is a bunch of crap. It'll nev= er be worth anything. G: Alright Alright. 5 dinars each. X: How about this mendhi kit? G: No, we are NOT selling that, it might be fun again sometime... X: Oh, right (musing) X: Do you really think you'll wear this maxi skirt and peasant top agai= n, that is SO dated. G: Ugh! put FREE on it!! G: OK, now I've put a lot of things out. You have to put out at least o= ne thing. Come on Xena, it's only fair. X: (after scrounging around and getting peeved) AhHa! I'll sell this!! = (as she hold up her find) G: Your flying parchment? I'm amazed! I never thought you'd part with t= hat! X: Don't worry Gabrielle, I'll make another one, even better. G: sigh.

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