= Talking Xena > Archives III > The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse!
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Runt TX New Member Posts: 79 (7/4/01 11:07 pm) Reply	The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Ok, all you imagina= tive people- since Xena killed a lot of those Gods, we need to make some new ones! I'll start: Achoodite: Goddess of allergies. A seasonal Goddess, she's very moody a= nd often whines about "Not being wanted wherever I go". Partial = to offerings of lace hankies. Tidydite: Yep, Goddess of hygeine. Often seen in the company of the stu= dly mortal Mr. Clean. Poisoned 'em: God of really bad cooking. Known to show up at large gatherings and at the homes of newlyweds. Quote: "I'm just a salmonoella fella." Jar-es: God of canning. Often seen at markets fondling tomatoes and pickles. Wanders Greece looking for "a really tight seal".
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 424 (7/5/01 12:52 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Theobroma--Goddess = of chocolate. One of the few deities worshipped world-wide. Haira--the original big hair goddess. Pesta--vermin goddess. Fartemus--oh! excuse me! Semesta--goddess ruling cycles of learning. Battling On! Amazonite
poramour TX New Member Posts: 2 (7/5/01 4:44 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Mestaphocletus-Greek god of nomads who lived in cl= usters of wagons later to be known as trailer parks. (worshipped mainly in southern Greece) Sorry, it's the best I could do on no sleep.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 266 (7/5/01 6:31 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! RUNT!!! You rock!
xag4evr TX New Member Posts: 75 (7/5/01 9:42 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! aphroDiteDuh: goddess of duhlove, as if, oh palees= se, like-you know what I mean? Mor"can i change my body style"pheous: God of i wanna be male= , i wanna be female. Xenherra: Goddess in a pot. fully transportable. uuggggg, stop me - please!
Runt TX New Member Posts: 80 (7/5/01 9:45 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Thanks, SS.... and = AZ- I think = Fartemus must have been around during the Finale, because it sure did stink! Oh dear, MORE Gods have appeared: Hickeymus- God of love bites. Made a cameo in "Been There, Done That" Herpes- God of...hey, is that a blister on your lip? (Many try to drive this God away by putting on salves and ointments at night). And the most dreaded God of all.... TAPERTUS- the God of bad scripts. Known to show up and ruin finales, shooting scripts full of plotholes with his CGI arrows....
nemesystah TX New Member Posts: 4 (7/5/01 10:07 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Tapares - god of gore. God of egotists who believe= no matter how badly they treat you, you'll still love them.
xag4evr TX New Member Posts: 78 (7/5/01 10:54 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Canigetaclueous: closely related to tapares and tapartus, also fated to have many plot holes and untimely grotesk death sceens. last heard saying: what?....... what?!!!
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 426 (7/5/01 12:33 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Backgameanemnon--Introduced the first board games = to humanity. Polyestra--Sacred bestower of spandex to the masses. Klitorimnestra--Avidly worshipped by Sapphic subtexters! (ooohhhh! ) Mt. Pimplus--where the younger pan= theon resides. Aphroditty--Muse of jingle writers throughout the ages. She inspired Joxer's "Joxer the Mighty" and other tunes. These are what keep me up at night! Amazonite Edited by: Amazonite at: 7/5/01 12:33:57 pm
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 431 (7/5/01 1:07 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Mestaphoccedupus--see Tapares, Tapertus and Canigetaclueus! Battling On! Amazonite
dangerchick TX New Member Posts: 17 (7/5/01 1:08 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Fungus Amongus:The god of contagious molds and mil= dew Amorous Popus:The god who watches womens cleavage Garbo:The goddess of fashion sensibility Dopa:The god without a clue
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 432 (7/5/01 1:18 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Arrows--Little know= n greek god, spared by Xena, who got his revenge in the ash, er end! Psycho--Callisto-wannabe goddess! Ickyrus--Demented muse who inspires "defiant artistes." Polluto--Sadly he fell under Ickyrus' spell and now follows the Way of = the Hole. (Ozone, plot, pot, you get the idea... ) Amazonite
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1063"> TX Member Posts: 2671 (7/5/01 1:39 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! KISSAMONGUS-goddess known to keep females from kis= sing passionately.Kept very watchful eye on X & G. HOTTUBIOUS-god in cha= rge of bathing rituals for warriors and Bards. Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
Runt TX New Member Posts: 84 (7/5/01 2:02 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! People, these are j= ust too funny! Keep 'em coming! LIPLOCKEMIES- A group similar to the Furies that prevents women from kissing each other on television. Known for creating redshirts and toss= ing in commercial breaks. (thanks TDND for that thought) JAPPAWANNABES- A God who envisions himself to be MUCH MORE than what he is..... (just another "B" rated, minor God in the Xenaverse..= ..) This God is also responsible for casting a spell that induces TAPERTERI= UM, the delerium in which one imagines that they have a "vision".=
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1068"> TX Member Posts: 2677 (7/5/01 2:19 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! HEALECTIS-god in charge of healing near fatal batt= le wounds suffered by main characters, in just 24 hours or less.(made appearance to Xena in Gurkhans castle) FALLOFFUM-god that protects mort= als from death that leap off cliffsides 500 feet up.(Xena called on this god MANY times) Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
dangerchick TX New Member Posts: 18 (7/5/01 3:39 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Hey guys,my stomach is killing me from laughter!He= re are a few more. Pissah:the goddess of bathroom anger(usually appears when the lid is up= on the porcelain pot,or the toilet paper roll is empty) Ripus Offus:the unwanted god who inevitably shows up when purchasing a = new chariot,horse,wagon,etc. Dramamine:the goddess often seen patting Gabs on the back when she deve= lops sea sickness Crackamyassis: a most feared god who identifies those who wear their pa= nts too short in the rear
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1078"> TX Member Posts: 2689 (7/5/01 3:49 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! laughomyassoff-god responsible for any burping,farting,peeing in bushes,missing teeth,bad breath in a time of ancient godz. Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1081"> TX Member Posts: 2690 (7/5/01 3:53 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! whackoffeum-god in charge of what causes males to = be blinded by their own hand.Joxer was a follower. Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
poramour TX New Member Posts: 3 (7/5/01 4:40 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Demeterisrunning-god of taxi drivers Buttcrackus(son of Crackamyassis)-god of wedgies and/or rear admirals Moodyracles-goddess of PMS, also the guide of those who have prematurely crossed over just because they didn't leave the house and drive 5 miles= in the rain and cold just to get a chocolate candy bar
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1086"> TX Member Posts: 2695 (7/5/01 4:48 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! "Billboardius"-god in charge of posting directions to travelers around greece. "Lezbionis"-goddess of sisters who are doin it for themselves= . Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
Toa Pirinihehe TX New Member Posts: 63 (7/5/01 5:13 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Xenaphobias =3D Str= ange god that fears Warrior Princesses Richard K [a.k.a.torbaykiwi] [Another-Xena-Fanclub] Inhale though the nose, exhale through slightly parted lips. Breathe.

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dangerchick TX New Member Posts: 20 (7/5/01 7:44 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! Trapezius:Helped Xena and Gabs perform gravity def= ying flips to reach the watertower in FIN I.
talldarkndeadly TX Member Posts: 2701 (7/5/01 7:48 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! Orgasmo-goddess to all females in ancient times.Xe= na and Gabrielle prayed to this goddess many MANY times a night. Who's my little Bubba?My little Bubba?Who's my little Bubba?..chooki= e! chookie! chookie!chookie!
Runt TX New Member Posts: 91 (7/6/01 1:12 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! OMG, it hurts to la= ugh so hard....these were great to see- I think the muses are alive and well!<= br> DISCORDIA- Goddess of bad lyrics and painful harmonies. Often seen/hear= d at birthday parties. INTESTONIA-Goddess of intestinal distress, creative cramping, bold bowel-bending. Known to accompany Poisened'em to large events or seedy restaraunts. HUMPAPHORIA- The Goddess responsible for that feeling you get after- uh, riding a camel? PERSNICKITIES- Another group similar to the Furies, who suddenly appear= in the back seat of your car while you're on the freeway, then heckle you about your driving, the clothes you're wearing, your hair- Argh!
Denigin TX Member Posts: 250 (7/6/01 2:24 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! ...and Kissmyassonious: Patron God of producers th= at like to offend their fans! Alcholocwritierous: Parton God of drunken scriptwritters! selfabsorbious: Patron God of directors!
xag4evr TX New Member Posts: 86 (7/6/01 7:56 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! whowouldofthoughteous: lesser know god, cause he s= howed up right at the end, leaving fans with the gift of who would of thought r.t. followed the god of ididitmywayvious. =
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 438 (7/6/01 3:57 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! Peptuneous--Gentle pink goddess often seen in the = wake of Poisened'em and Intestonia, giving comfort, relief and aid to their victims. Narcissius--patron god of those who "did it their way," and of defiant "visions." Pinchonus--the last god Xena's pinch victims see as they cross to the o= ther side. Flagrantia--Worshipped by those who like to thumb their noses up at oth= ers! Nostrilhaira--Male counterpart of Haira... Worship On! Amazonite
dangerchick TX New Member Posts: 35 (7/6/01 7:46 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! Myopia:created TPTB= 's "vision" Vesuvius:helped Xena's temper explode at any given moment Ukidenus:god of poor taste in humor
Runt TX Member Posts: 159 (7/18/01 8:52 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! CRAPERTUS- the god = that inspires producers to create disgusting finales to popular shows WIPADITE- the goddess of toilet paper, leaves, and occasionally- unused scrolls DISSAPOINTUS- a god that suddenly appeared to many Xenites at the end of FIN II
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 581 (7/18/01 8:59 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! ANTACIDIA -- Typically found in the company of INTESTONIA and FARTEMUS. =
talldarkndeadly TX Member Posts: 3044 (7/18/01 9:14 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenav= erse! WIPEUS-God in charge of toilet paper in ancient ti= mes. "You are going to be dead in thirty seconds.You and your little= dog too!"(Xena-Old Ares Had A Farm)
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 582 (7/18/01 9:19 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! UGH-ANON -- Patron goddess of household chores. VISIONECTOMEZE -- God who cures self-deluded bards. Twin gods: BALL-US and SCROTACUS -- Immature gods frequently found skul= king in the vicinity of vestal virgin temples. TOILETREES: Sister goddess of WIPADITE
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 583 (7/18/01 9:37 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! SUBTEXTIMEZE: Goddess of closets. PHINAALEZE-TU: Dangerous God who cannot be left to his own devices. Mus= e of Tapares. TEFLONEUM: God of flame-retardent tattoos. AKEMITE: Parasitic goddess. Once she attaches herself to a mortal, she never leaves. HI-GUCHIONEZE: God of erect structures. GABEUM: Protector goddess of annoying blondes. Edited by: soulsisters at: 7/20/01 7:28:46 am
talldarkndeadly <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"NewGods_files/image009.gif" v:= shapes=3D"_x0000_i1127"> TX Member Posts: 3047 (7/18/01 9:52 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! BLOODYMESTOPHELES-in charge of executive producers....STINKUS-provides warrior sweat each morning "You are going to be dead in thirty seconds.You and your little= dog too!"(Xena-Old Ares Had A Farm)
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 589 (7/19/01 7:17 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! REWINDITEZE and FASTFORDITEZE: Benevolent gods oft= en working in tandem, mercifully permitting both forgetfullness and keen retention skills.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 590 (7/19/01 7:34 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! KONTINUITEZE: Arch enemy of Tapares. Typically los= es battles.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 596 (7/19/01 1:32 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! STICKITUOUS: Malevolent god with particular pencha= nt for for sneaking up behind audience members at local plays. HAF-ASSTER: Trickster god, often rewriting scrolls while bards are busy dodging STICKITUOUS, thus making stories ultimately incomprehensible. Edited by: soulsisters at: 8/1/01 12:51:19 pm
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 597 (7/19/01 2:25 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! I-CANDITEZE: Patron goddess of physical beauty. PHRY-PAN: Lesser known god of alternative weaponry, brother of BRES-DAGR. LAH-LESS and O-KONR: Goddesses held in unimaginable high-esteem until they mysteriously disappeared together. Edited by: soulsisters at: 7/20/01 7:42:24 am
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 555 (7/19/01 4:18 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Plagiarizia--Muse of the insipid and uninspired. Finita--Bringer of death to the careers of those who worship Plagiarizi= a. Amazonite
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 602 (7/19/01 9:48 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! SWAPSPITIDEZE: Arch foe of the LIPLOCKEMIES. REDEMPTIO: Boring god of gluttony who doesn't know when to quit. P'TOO-E: Patron goddess of amateur chefs. SIMP: Patron god of clueless producers.
HowellGal TX Member Posts: 204 (7/19/01 10:49 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Some of these are c= lassics: Mt Pimplus Taperterium Whackoffeum Myopia Subtextimeze Akemite

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soulsisters TX Member Posts: 661 (7/21/01 3:32 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! SNEER-AT Egotistical muse, suspected of torching villages where negative commentary about his plays exists. GUITARDO: Music muse. Patron to tin ear musicians. POLY-PUBIS: Mysterious god. Rarely seen. Possibly hermaphroditic.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 935 (8/1/01 10:37 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! bumping some more fun
HELLtoupee2 TX New Member Posts: 10 (8/1/01 11:24 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! LMAO!!!! Here's a few more: P'emess: Goddess of raging monthly hormones, bloating and wild mood swings. Ellesde: God of "Altered States" of consciousness. Lactoleus: A deceptive God who creates illusions of romance between t= wo women only to reveal in the end that they are "just friends.&quo= t; -HELLtoupee
dangerchick TX Member Posts: 437 (8/1/01 11:43 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Helltoupee,first of all welcome to TX! Second of= all your name cracks me up every time I read it. Breakus Windasseous-God of uncontrollable f*rting! Nylon-Goddess of stretchy material(not usually favored by women)
HELLtoupee2 TX New Member Posts: 11 (8/1/01 11:48 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Hello dangerchick, Thank you kindly for the warm welcome. -HELLtoupee
dangerchick TX Member Posts: 438 (8/1/01 11:52 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! You are most welcome HellT!!!You will find in yo= ur journey here that there is an abundance of great people around.DC
Lin731 TX New Member Posts: 15 (8/1/01 1:57 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Heratic: Godess of PMS. For most of the month sh= e's the loving nuturing, earth mother but for about one week each month s= he rants, she raves, her head rotates 160 degrees! =
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 944 (8/1/01 2:45 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! SKINDIPITEZE : Goddess who keeps ponds filled. H= eld in high esteem by worshippers typically found in nudist colonies. LEATHERICLETES : God in charge of keeping warriors clothed. Has much input from ARES. TATOOIUS : Known in the Land Beyond Chin as the Goddess of Pain and Delight. Often found in teahouses. KIMONOTEZE: Half-goddess of sheer evening wear. Subservient to TATTOO= IUS. ECTOPLASMODIOUS: Rarely seen god, and then only by blondes.
ubabe TX New Member Posts: 10 (8/1/01 7:24 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Oh, those are so funny! Peekaboobius: god of those who say that watched XWP only for the storyline. ubabe
talldarkndeadly TX Member Posts: 3401 (8/1/01 7:46 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! HORSESHITAMEZE-God who fertilized the earth in a= ncient times Edited by: talldarkndeadly at: 8/2/01 1:02:02 pm
Ellensboat TX New Member Posts: 1 (8/1/01 10:35 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Shequinopia, Goddess of menopausal women, assist= ed by two lesser goddesses Genero Estrodia and Isoflavonia.
okasaha TX New Member Posts: 7 (8/2/01 8:50 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! HYPERBOLE MENDACIUS, god of politicians. Okasha the Typoist
STRIFE TX New Member Posts: 16 (8/2/01 8:21 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xen= averse! Chromeos-god of s= hiny metals...particularly metal found on modern day vehicular moving type things. Utalkintume-god of mobsters who worship Joe Peshi (sp?) movies. Kantagitamyzippa-God of stuck zippers ItchyBitchy-goddess of feminine itching Notafunguyus- god of jock itch Wewine'em'dineem-goddess of really hot dates andsixtynineem- god of sexual positons and twin brother of Wewine'em'dineem who accompanies her on many of her ventures. Errorontesty-Goddess of pregnancy tests.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 965 (8/2/01 9:43 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! dangerchick, I love ukidenus !!! LOL My patron god, no doubt. hahaha
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 966 (8/2/01 10:00 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! NITWITIDEZE, INEPTITUDEUM, CHUMPOLEUS and JAKASSTEUM =3D group that works together, similar to the Fates. These bumbling and ineffectual gods, assigned by Zeus to simply give DIRECT= ION to mankind, have done far more damage than is suspected.
dangerchick TX Member Posts: 512 (8/2/01 10:13 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Thanks SS,and BTW,you rock! I always get a good = laugh when I read your posts!
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1094 (8/13/01 9:23 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! bumping more fun... =
schiz0id TX New Member Posts: 33 (8/14/01 9:50 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! OMG this thread h= as me in tears and stitches!! LOL! PlotWhatPlotus- God of incoherant and non-existent storylines. (Very = popular among television executives today.) Clitophocles- Goddess of the High Holy Nub. (Worshippers are secretive but their numbers are swelling.)
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1152 (8/17/01 2:26 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! LAVARIUM PITTICUS =3D Mentally challenged god assigned only to guard = lava pits and prevent mortals from falling in. Frequently falls asleep at task.=
Runt TX Member Posts: 241 (8/29/01 5:55 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! ABSTACULARUS- Goddess who bestows abs of steel on favored warriors SCROLLINA- Goddess of the "flying parchment". Not easy to worship as she always has a string attached. BACHAEBITUS- God that inspires bards to bite warriors in the neck ULEAVINME- God that lures warriors into solo missions out of guilt, leaving behind their soulmates. BUBBLELOOSA- Goddess of hot-tubs, whirlpools, and warm natural spring= s. X&G paid homage daily to this one!

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soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1408 (8/29/01 5:59 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! RUNTICULUS -- Beneficent goddess who bumps threa= ds. The Gods Bless her!
Toa Pirinihehe TX Member Posts: 273 (8/29/01 6:07 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Whatchamacalitius= =3D God of 'I forget his name' Isthatallforus =3D God that questions greediness Omnibus =3D God of diction Richard K [a.k.a.torbaykiwi] http://www.yahoogroups.com/group/another-xena-fanclub http://www.yahoogroups.com/group/another-xena-rpg http://www.yahoogro= ups.com/group/gabsscrolls
Runt TX Member Posts: 247 (8/29/01 6:47 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! RASHIMONUS- God of hives, welts and other loveli= es. A shy god, he hides amongst the brush and gently touches his subjects. Later, he revels with joy as his subjects touch themselves- again, ag= ain, and then with a frenzy of scratching. ANUSTITUS- God of obssesively clean people, the kind that vacuum their cars daily and almost fall to the ground and die if a bird sh*ts on t= heir windshield. Little do they know that ANUSTITUS himself gets a good chuckle everytime he sends a bird over head.....
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1820 (10/1/01 8:04 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! YO-NAYDO : Malevolent demon. Appears only as a whirling cloud of Japatrash. Duties unknown. U-REETH-RITUS : God who bestows punishment on those who are immoderat= e in love seeking. PAR-TON : Goddess in charge of endowing physical attributes to female worshippers. NOZ-MEET : Immature god kept out of sight by Zeus due to penchant for picking his nose in public. Even Zeus makes mistakes.
antony girl TX Member Posts: 1622 (10/1/01 11:26 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! LOL! How about... AFRO-DITE, Goddess of Hairdos MISCORD, Goddess of Failed Bungee Attempts GARTEMIS, Goddess of Lingerie FARES, God of Cabaret and the Sweater Department at Barney's HANES, God of the Underworld
Runt TX Member Posts: 380 (10/2/01 7:58 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! LOL at SS and AG! Your wit is sharper than Xena's chakram.... YURTESTES- God of male fertility. Loves it when anyone kneels in fron= t of his "shrine". RECTUMBULUS- God of knotted intestine and major indigestion. This god often visits after meals eaten in seedy restaurants. PLATONICUS- Goddess that visits script-writers when it appears two fe= male characters may be more than "just friends". AKEMONIA- Goddess of lies that leaves a pungent cleaning smell behind= her wherever she goes.
xag4evr TX Member Posts: 522 (10/2/01 11:47 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Imgonabesickus - God of the viewer, sympathetic = to how beloved series are ended. Eyespotit - God with a keen vision, able to see object on set that do= not match the time period. Onedayforus - God of the future when people will judged not for their partners in life, but for how they live their life. Dentistry - God that fluttered around madly in hopes of repairing the= bad teeth in fairy tales based on Cinderella.
antony girl TX Member Posts: 1643 (10/3/01 3:40 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! @ AKEMONIA PASSEDON, God of What’s Been Done HERMETES, God of Agoraphobics and Other Crabs
Runt TX Member Posts: 384 (10/4/01 5:32 am) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! AG, I hear that HANES and YURTESTES are pretty close....they've been seen" hanging around" together TXINSOMNIAGROANUS- the god responsible for luring Xenites onto certain message boards and causing them to lose sleep, and wake up in a vitru= al hang-over state the next day after playing all night!
dangerchickie TX Member Posts: 1258 (10/4/01 1:04 pm) Reply	Re: The NEW Gods of the Xenaverse! Lottalickamees-A very close goddess to Xena and Gabbers,especially helpful to them when they are sharing their bedrol= ls. "Hate is easy;love takes courage."

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