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antony
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(9/7/01 9:19 pm)
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Soul's Sappho poems were so great, I thought I'd try my hand at a
couple while I was waiting to leave tonight. These are slightly
raunchy, but there's a little somethin' somethin' in these for you
Shippers out there...
Ares to Xena:
There’s a
moment when I look at you
And my leathers start chafing.
My
pants creak, then fireballs shoot out from my skin,
And I
apologize, and grow shy
For I am dying of such embarrassment,
Or so it seems to me.
Xena to Ares:
There’s a
moment when I look at you
And my leathers start chafing.
My
eyes widen, then my tongue peeks between my lips,
And I stammer,
and grow apologetic,
For my bard is now beating the crap out of
me,
Or so it seems to me.
Antony (Rawr!) to
Xena:
There’s a moment when I look at you
And no breath is
left in me.
My wound gapes, then blood gushes over my red
shirt,
And I tremble and grow whiny,
For I didn’t even get to
do you,
Or so it seems to me.
Livia/Eve to
Xena:
There’s a moment when I look at you
And no spine is
left in me.
My will breaks, then reporters start whipping my
skin
And I tremble and say, “Harder!”
For I am dying of such
spiritual ecstasy
Or so it seems to me.
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LadyKate63
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(9/8/01 2:59 am)
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Bwahahahaha! well done AG!
You should post this in Shipper
Heaven, too!!! 
Edited by: LadyKate63
at: 9/8/01 2:02:14 am
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Tango
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(9/8/01 4:02 am)
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Joxer to Gabrielle
There's a moment when I
look at you
And my legs wobble dangerously
My sword
breaks
My helmet slips over my sweaty forehead
And covers my
eyes
And I stammer, and stumble
And land right in the campfire
- not that I care,
Because, uh... you look really nice today...
Or so it seems to
me.
Aphrodite to Cupid
There's, like, this moment,
see,
When I look at you (doesn't happen often)
And go -
"Man!"
Because you have wings, and fly
Like a - what do you
call it? - birdy-thing
And I grow scared, and my lips
tremble
Because let's face it, you didn't get them from me
And
I've never done it with a bird ... or so it seems to me.
(Have
I??)
Borias to Evil Xena
Zere'z a moment venn I look at
you
And I haff to pinch my noz
And retch
For you are
vearing a smelly hide
Covered wiz deer blood, and zere
are
Antlerz sprouting from your forehead;
You haff bin
vizitinn zat Alti again
Or so it seemz to
mee.
Tango
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antony
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(9/8/01 4:26 am)
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LOL @ Aphrodite!
Awesome, Tango!
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antony
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(9/8/01 6:47 pm)
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Hey, thanks, LadyKate.
Here's another one...
Horace to Ares:
There’s a
moment when I look at you
And no drool is left in me
My tail
wags, then my tongue races over your skin
And I tremble, and grow
hungry
For you taste like liverwurst
Or so it seems to
me
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The
Dragon Sorceress of Lizarathia
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(9/8/01 7:27 pm)
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:lol :lol :lol
Stop it! LMAO and about to ROFL **is trying
to hold in her laughter before she is given odd looks**
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The
Dragon Sorceress of Lizarathia
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(9/8/01 8:06 pm)
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Bird to Gabrielle
There’s a moment when I look at you
And
my wings begin to shake
The forest dies, then the animals begin
to escape
And I tremble in a sickening daze
For your voice is
like a hammer
Or so it seems to me.
**Edited
to fix sumthin**
Edited by: The
Dragon Sorceress of Lizarathia at: 9/8/01 7:08:25
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Tango
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(9/9/01 12:05 am)
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Quote:
my tongue races over your skin
Antony Girl!!!! That was hilarious!
Tango, still
laughing
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LadyKate63
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(9/9/01 12:27 am)
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AG!!!!!
There should be an emoticon for applause too...
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antony
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(9/16/01 2:39 am)
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Livin’ La Vida Xena
She’s into acrobatics
High kicks
while in mid-flight
Though the physics are erratic
That girl
really knows how to fight
She’s into fair-haired bard
types
And digs those bad boys, too
She defies all
stereotypes
What’s an uptight censor to do?
She’ll
sometimes take her clothes off
To seduce a red-shirt fool
The
YAXI’s make geeks crazy
But subtext makes teen boys
drool
Though for now she’s just a ghoul
Flipping upside
down
She’s livin’ la vida Xena
She’ll put the pinch on
you
Livin’ la vida Xena
Her eyes are icy cold
And her tan
comes from a bottle
She will b*tch slap you
Livin’ la vida
Xena
She’s livin’ la vida Xena
Woke up in Norseland
City
In a barn that smelled of dung
She took my horse
But
she left her lip prints
She must’ve slipped this “Dear Jane” some
tongue
She never drinks the water
‘less you drink it first
yourself
Messing with this Thracian
Is a danger to your
health
This black pot still has some stealth
Flipping
upside down
She’s livin’ la vida Xena
She’ll put the pinch on
you
Livin’ la vida Xena
Her eyes are icy cold
And her tan
comes from a bottle
She will b*tch slap you
Livin’ la vida
Xena
She’s livin’ la vida Xena
She’ll sometimes take her
clothes off
To seduce a red-shirt fool
The YAXI’s make geeks
crazy
But subtext makes teen boys drool
That Akemi—what a
tool!
Flipping upside down
She’s livin’ la vida
Xena
She’ll put the pinch on you
Livin’ la vida Xena
Her
eyes are icy cold
And her tan comes from a bottle
She will
b*tch slap you
Livin’ la vida Xena
Livin’ la vida
Xena
Livin’ la vida Xena
Livin’ la vida Xena
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dangerchickie
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(9/16/01 3:47 am)
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Somebody please hand me my,"Ooops,I Crapped My Pants," adult
diapers.They are my only protection against such hilarity!!!!
"The ultimate measure of a person is not where they stand in
moments of comfort,but where they stand at times of challenge and
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insomniac247
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(9/16/01 3:55 am)
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AG!!!!!! ROTFLMAO.........BRAVO, BRAVO [claping] .... and ricky is
one of my favorite artists
“A l’un ou l’autre ecrit quelque chose qui vaut lire ou fait
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Diogenes101
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(9/16/01 6:10 am)
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Dio speaks publically to AG:
"heh, heh..very good, very
clever...as we have come to expect from you, little
flower...
"Now..think of another one...make it fast and
funny, too...we need more laughs...or so it seems to
me."
Dio--who will now try to go to sleep and hopes
sincerely, for AG's sake, that that melody doesn't stay with her all
friggin' nite...thanks, AG
[edited for spelling]
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soulsisters
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(9/16/01 8:47 am)
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Outstanding AG...and thank you!
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antony
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(9/16/01 6:52 pm)
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(Do You Know) What It Feels Like for a
Bard
[spoken]
Bards can wield shrimp forks
And cut
their hair short
Wear skirts and boots
‘Cause it’s okay to be
a warrior
But for a warrior to look like a bard is
degrading
‘Cause you think that being a bard is degrading
But
secretly you’d love to know what it’s like
Wouldn’t you
What
it feels like for a bard
[sung]
Peasant skirt
To sports
bra made from patches, baby
Tight velvet
This combo finally
matches
Strong as Xe, but you don’t know it
The powers that be
won’t let me show it
“You can open up your mouth to blab
Just
make sure you show your abs”
Do you know what it feels like
for a bard
Do you know consistency isn’t hard
For a
bard
Hair that’s cut by chakrams none too gently,
baby
Henna etched on jutting hips by soul mates
“The pinch
you’re not supposed to know
You’re just a sidekick on this
show
When you’re trying hard to save her life
You’ll be
hostage to a knife”
Do you know what it feels like for a
bard
Do you know that my midriff’s free of lard
For a
bard
Do you know what it feels like for a bard
Do you know a
meter is more than a yard
For a bard
Good at stunts, but
you don’t know it
So athletic, but can’t show it
“And for all
the pain borne out of turn
We present this small black
urn”
Do you know what it feels like for a bard
Do you know
that my soul mate’s just been jarred
By her bard
Just been
jarred
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels
like for a bard
My poor psyche’s been so scarred
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LadyKate63
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(9/16/01 7:36 pm)
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Keep 'em coming AG!
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insomniac247
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(9/16/01 9:01 pm)
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“A l’un ou l’autre ecrit quelque chose qui vaut lire ou fait
quelque chose qui vaut d’ecrire” |
soulsisters
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(9/16/01 9:12 pm)
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AG, that one you should post at Threadgills because
I'll bet
Renee would love it.
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XENASLOYALSLAVE
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(9/16/01 10:14 pm)
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These were all so great! I was laughing all evening. How
about
'The Road Warrior'- 'The Road Warrior Princess'
'The
Man With One Red Shoe'-'The Man With One Red Shirt'
*Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the
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soulsisters
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(9/17/01 8:26 am)
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AG, did I 'read you say' at another thread that you were planning
on posting one parody a day on Parody List Two??? By The Gods! Where
do you find the time?! (Well, actually I know but just between the
two of us I won't tell anyone here that you are not really la
studenta from Somewhere, Florida but rather an inmate of a State of
Florida maximum security facility with nothing to do all day but
pump iron, discover yourself, have your back hair removed biweekly,
do as little phone solicitation for MasterCard as possible, and
create parody. Gotta channel that testosterone build up somewhere,
right buddy? It will be our little secret 
)
Be that as it may, I presume I speak on behalf of the
Initiators of the (probably now archived) Parody List (maybe Red
will bump it back for us if we ask nicely) when I say THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU for your tireless support of Parody List Two.
With so many of us burned out on parodying FIN, we were entreating
the Gods for ideas on how to keep our struggling creature alive. As
someone famous once said, "Be careful what you entreat for, you may
get it."
This is not to ignore the other contributors to
Parody List Two, certainly, but you, AG, especially have had the
time on your hands (heh...heh...) to afford PL2 the pampering it so
rich deserves, or so it seems to me. Carry the banner proudly mein
freund.
soulsisters
Edited by: soulsisters
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