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Runt TX New Member Posts: 81 (7/5/01 10:33 am) Reply	POT OF VENGEANCE (X:WARRIOR POT) This is a spinoff of t= he X:Warrior Pot thread on the SUSA board (And if you haven't read= it, you're missing some good laughs!) I originally posted this one over the= re but there's a slew of them coming....(and feel free to add more!) Scene: House,interior. A phone is ringing. A woman's voice is heard in another room. Woman: "Rob, will you get that?" The man grumbles and picks up the phone. Man: "Hello?" X:WP: (silence) Man: " Hello?" X:WP: (silence) Man (getting nervous): "Look you, I don't think this is funny!&quo= t; X:WP: (silence) Man: (voice shaking)"WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HERE?" X:WP: (silence) Man slams phone down and sits with head in hands. Woman calls out "Rob, are you allright?" Man: "Er yea, just another one of those crock calls..."
Runt TX New Member Posts: 82 (7/5/01 10:42 am) Reply	Re: POT OF VENGEANCE (X:WARRIOR POT) Scene: Sunny day, l= arge outdoor pool. Man floats idly on a "Rob's folly" raft, reading mail. Man (reading mail): "Darn, just junk- no new offers." A sudden "splash" is heard. Man looks up but the pool appears empty. Man (mutters): "I mean, it was brilliant- maybe they'll be a letter today.." Theme from JAWS starts. A LID breaks the surface, heading for the raft.= Man: "Maybe shoulda had more explosions..." His legs dangle over the raft. Music tempo picks up, the LID gathers speed, heading for the legs. Man (spots the LID): "What the- Aaaagh= !" The raft flips over, the water roils, ash flies up in the air, then all= is eerily quiet...... Till next time... THE POT OF VENGEANCE <edited by Runt because her scripting skills leave much to be desired...> Edited by: Runt at: 7/5/01 1:39:59 pm=
Amazonite TX Member Posts: 429 (7/5/01 12:56 pm) Reply	Re: POT OF VENGEANCE (X:WARRIOR POT) Runt you crock me up! You are getting a supersize crock of compotter= glazed potterettes for that last one! <= ![endif]> I guess TPTB probably think we are all a bunch of = crockpots!!! (couldn't resist!) Keep 'em coming! Battling On! Amazonite
bekkyo TX New Member Posts: 9 (7/5/01 6:54 pm) Reply	Re: POT OF VENGEANCE (X:WARRIOR POT) Runt...these are funny. Keep it coming.
Warrior Queen 1049 TX Member Posts: 7333 (7/5/01 8:53 pm) Reply	Re: POT OF VENGEANCE (X:WARRIOR POT) Oh god did anybody see those photo's over there of making fun of the finale, I nearly fell off my chair from hysterics I think feite is the a= utor.

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