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Runt TX Member Posts: 319 (9/17/01 9:38 pm) Reply	SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE MICROSOFT WARRIOR- = the new version, dubbed XWP, is due out this fall. Rumored to be far more stable than the previous version of ten winters ago, when it showed no mercy to users and would crash at random, destroying data at will. (designed by = Bill Fates and his "loom" team) LIENUX- developed by Akickme of Chin, this nubile software gives you the impression it's greatly honored to be on your system, then without warn= ing pinches your files into oblivion. GAB-BAY- Lovely auction application, eager to unite all buyers and sell= ers. Believes in the inherent goodness of sellers and honesty of buyers. YODOSHIHOO- The Lord of the Portals. Used to be summoned with an ankle bracelet- now responds to mouse clicks. Omnipotent keeper of over 40,000 web sites. (ok, anyone got any more?)
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 524 (9/18/01 1:34 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE EX-HELL Artificial intelligence software developed by Gab Riell to facilitate t= he tracking and monitoring of an unlimited number of exes. In addition to = tracking exes, the analytical tools included help you create relationship profil= es necessary to implement an early warning system against future daliances= by your partner. Create an unlimited database containing information such = as: gender, date of consumation, number of consumations, relationship durat= ion, location, liquid and fixed assets, spiritual beliefs, IQ, crimes, enemi= es, special skills, sexual prowess, physical attributes and any other information you deem important or threatening.
antony girl TX Member Posts: 1041 (9/18/01 2:03 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE LOL! Fabulous, Runt and Winey!
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 525 (9/18/01 2:08 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE ORACLE Polling software developed by Delphi Software, LLC. Do you lack the vision to develop a viable business strategy for your franchise? This intuitive software program analyzes data collected from= a variety of public opinion sources. Get to know what your customers real= ly want from your product. Avoid costly runoff caused by being out of touch with the marketplace. Avoid the alienation of your core profit base. Our Motto: Don't think you can build reliance with defiance---be pliant and compli= ant with your customer's needs. Let ORACLE show you the way. Note: We include all deviates in our standard deviation.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1629 (9/18/01 2:09 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE GAB-BAY !! Awwwwwwwwww! sniff, sniff...that was beautiful Runt.
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1631 (9/18/01 2:53 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Of course, we'd be = nowhere without hardware, or is that bardware?: CHAK-RAM (Real-time Army Mangling) Generally, a group of lightning fast chips, which function together, but sometimes split apart, proceeding sequentially every few milliseconds, with each taking a byte out of a target. Unlike CHAK-ROMs (Random Oaf Mowdown) which require massive power to maintain perfect trajecetory, RAMs need only many targets in a tight cache to complete their mission. CHAK-ROM is referred to as being nonvolatile, whereas CHAK-RAM is volatile. Science still debates this. Both are able to boot booty when necessary. Edited by: soulsisters at: 9/18/01 3:03:52 pm
Runt TX Member Posts: 320 (9/18/01 3:12 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Oh, hardware, SS, you are so right! How about....<= br> The "SCROLL" mouse.... designed by Ima Bard and her Bileous G= reen Sportsbra team LOL at Wine's "Ex-Hell" - I may need to get a copy of that for myself!
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 529 (9/18/01 3:55 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE MOTHERBARD What a lot of parts need to <cough>...mount. [This is what Hope secretly called Gabrielle]
Gabsfan TX New Member Posts: 54 (9/18/01 4:09 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERS= E :LOL You guys are too funny. Thanks, I needed that= .
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1637 (9/19/01 12:21 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE I SAW THESE ADOBE ACROBATS 5.0 Show the world what a fireball you are! Quench the burning need to buy any other firebrand software! Set the world aflame as you vault through your explosive presentations!= Flip through layups…uh…layouts with agility and speed! Convert one blazing image to another in seconds flat! Our exclusive Capture feature attacks and eliminates 'ghostly' images!<= br> Never again lose your head over DEADlines. =
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 543 (9/19/01 1:04 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE AOL AOL, trading as Akemi Online Lie-detector Install this Plug-and Play add-on to your existing internet browser bef= ore visiting your favorite chat tea room or message board! This amazing software detects lies ranging from the little white ones to the bald fa= ce variety. AOL knifes its way through even the most viciously vengeful verbiage and cuts right to the heart of the matter. Watch in amazement as the little blonde-headed avatar marches across yo= ur screen. When she detects a lie, she points her lie-spying sai at the lie and screams repeatedly, "It's not right!" until you kill-file= the post. Don't lose your head or your heart to mean-spirited trolls ever again. Trial copies are being shipped for an amazing offer of 40,000 free hour= s to the first 20,000 to apply.
antony girl TX Member Posts: 1057 (9/19/01 1:21 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1644 (9/19/01 2:27 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE INFOREEK We don't need no stinkin' viruses!!! Let Inforeek's patented Sniff & Destroy root them out once and for all!<= /span>
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 546 (9/19/01 4:23 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE QUICKEND Contingency planning software developed for television producers whose shows get cancelled unexpectedly.
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 547 (9/19/01 4:30 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE FIN D'OHS (for PC's= ) FIN DOZE (for Macs) Self-explanatory.
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 548 (9/19/01 4:55 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Create-A-Bard Our self-paced CD walks you through a 12-step approach to cloning the p= etite and pugnacious Bard of Potedaia! Included in the package is the requisi= te DNA--and as a special bonus---we have also included an authentic replica quill. Owning your very own Bard and Quill will make you the envy of ev= ery Xenite in the Xenaverse...including the current carnation of Xena herse= lf! Hurry while DNA supplies last! <= /span>
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1646 (9/19/01 5:04 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE I can think of another definition of QUICKEND. heh..heh...but that's only cuz I'm basking in lager... ....at the Bard & Quill Tavern. Edited by: soulsisters at: 9/19/01 5:07:24 pm
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 550 (9/19/01 5:20 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Sister Soul, Let's hear your version of QUICKEND....pretty please....you can't tease= me like that and leave me unfullfilled...now my imagination is running wil= d....you're not talking about....you know...premature uh....you knows, are ya???? Inquiring minds want to know :-)
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1648 (9/19/01 6:50 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Trade ya for a stock tip, oh mighty Beatific Banke= r. Edited by: soulsisters at: 9/19/01 6:53:44 pm
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 551 (9/19/01 7:22 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE I am somewhat "STOCKy" and am occasionally "TIPsy"----but I am no= t an investment banker....sorry. NOW SPILL! Please :-P
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1651 (9/19/01 7:34 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE With nothing to trade? Surely you jest.

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Wineskin TX Member Posts: 552 (9/19/01 7:52 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERSE Honey, I have things to trade....it's just not sto= ck tips <veg> Now stop evading the issue. Tell me about QUICKEND!
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1656 (9/19/01 8:11 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERS= E But I don't want your season 5 Xena mug. And truth be told....I can't. I was raised a Catholic. I don't know where the nearest Confessional is. If I explained QUICKEND and then got hit by a bus - or a meterorite - I= 'd go STRAIGHT TO HELL. I can't take the risk.... Edited by: soulsisters at: 9/19/01 8:12:42 pm
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 554 (9/19/01 8:29 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERS= E Can I maybe tempt y= ou with a Beatles bubble gum card? Hmmmmmmmmm? <Puppy dog eyes blinking with hope> I didn't think you believed in hell dammit!!! Soul, I used to look up to you....I mean REALLY look up to you. Actuall= y I DO look up to you....you are soooo tall and I am sooooooooo vertically challenged. In your stilettoes...you tower over me by 8.25 inches!! Oh,= to think what your height would do for my golf swing.....have mercy, I cou= ld go on the tour...I could be a somebody...I could be a contenduh.... Now you've done it! An injured diva MUST sing! Saturday night I was downtown Working for the freaking bank Sitting in a nest of bad checks Whisky bottles piling high Bootlegging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong Just about to call up the DA man When I heard this woman singing a song A pair of 45's made me open my eyes My temperature started to rise She was a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5-8 beautiful tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cos that long cool woman had it all I saw her heading to the table Well a tall walking big black cat When Wineskin said I hope that you're able gal Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at Well then suddenly we heard a siren And everybody started to run Jumping out of doors and tables Well I heard somebody shooting a gun Well the DA was pumping my left hand And she was holding my right Well I told her don't get scared 'Cos you're gonna be spared Well I'm gonna be forgiven If I wanna spend my living With a long cool woman in a black dress Just a 5-8 beautiful tall With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cos that long cool woman had it all Edited by: Wineskin at: 9/19/01 8:33:29 pm
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1657 (9/19/01 8:39 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERS= E g Well, damn! In the last two weeks I've had somebody write me dialogue (ag) and somebody write me a toon (wine). Come to the Hotel TX -- such a lovely place.... (soul: who believes heaven or hell ... is right here... our choice)
Runt TX Member Posts: 321 (9/19/01 9:02 pm) Reply	Re: SOFTWARE FOR THE XENAVERS= E he-he.....I thought "quick-end" was just another way to get off Argo! ELINET EXPLORER- can't find your way around the net? Lost your path or = url? Try ELINET EXPLORER- you will learn to love browsing, and surfing will attain a new meaning in your life! For those who want another browser...well, there's always EVESCAPE. Be warned, it can be a little...tempermental. And if anyone hasn't yet tried the "Natural" style key-bard, I highly recommend it- what a nice feeling!

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