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Runt TX Member Posts: 292 (9/6/01 11:21 pm) Reply	The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Now that it's all over, the "R" rated, r= eal titles of Season Six will now be revealed! WHEN WAISTS COLLIDE (The Empress still finds Gabrielle "very moving") THE BOD YOU KNOW (Opens with the hot tub scene, ends with the hot tub scene) YOU ARE ALMOST THERE (Just a little more and we'll have that "Thor= 's Hammer" feeling!) SEND IN THE CLOTHES (The Clones take advantage of same-day dry cleaning= in Las Vegas) IN THE DARKNESS (It started with a dance and went until morning) DANGEROUS BRA (What happens when that nasty breastplate won't come off!= ) PATH OF PLEASURE (Ah, those Amazon "trails"....) COMING HOME (oh wait, that WAS correct!) (Edited by Runt because she forgot a few) Edited by: Runt at: 9/7/01 6:13:06 am=
Balderdash TX Moderator Posts: 228 (9/7/01 12:42 am) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 "YOU ARE ALMOST THERE (Just a little more and= we'll have that "Thor's Hammer" feeling!)" heh heh heh Confucious say: "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
Zen2 TX Member Posts: 647 (9/7/01 1:26 am) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Zen
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 485 (9/7/01 1:28 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Here are a few more older "subtext" epis= odes: More Tall Beloved Xena's Anatomy for the Performing Bard Hooters and Harlots Beware Greeks Baring Gifts A Fistful of Armor Is There A Bardy In The House Girl Just Wanna Have Fun All Tired States Remember Everything! Greater GoodGods! U Kiss These For Her The Bed Rolls A Night In The Life Went There Did That Carnal Instincts One Against An Armoir Here She Comes...Miss Amphipolis Edited by: Wineskin at: 9/7/01 1:43:19 pm=
BladeMaster TX New Member Posts: 27 (9/7/01 1:33 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 "Friend" in Need (aka Needful Friend): Logline: After receiving and reading her latest "Scroll of the Month Club&q= uot; scroll: "The Poteidian Pleasure Principles", Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor) calls out to Xena (Lucy Lawless) as a "friend" in desperate need of . . .relief. Heh. Blade
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 486 (9/7/01 1:40 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 Edited double post Edited by: Wineskin at: 9/7/01 1:45:27 pm=
Runt TX Member Posts: 293 (9/7/01 1:44 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Blade! LOL! Good one! And Wine, I want to go to Xe= na's anatomy for performing Bards too! Here's more: LYRE,LYRE, BODY PARTS ON FIRE (Hear them sing a "rousing" duet together!) A GOOD DAY, A BETTER NIGHT (Too bad the camera doesn't film in the dark= ) BUFFED UP AND TIED DOWN (Penance has never been so pleasurable!) IF THE LINGERIE FITS (Sponsored by Victoria's Secret)
Runt TX Member Posts: 295 (9/7/01 1:51 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Darn it! More! BETWEEN THE SHEETS (X&G go shopping for new bedrolls) LET'S PLAY DOCTOR AT MY HOUSE (Lots of CPR in this one!) A DAY WITH THE WIFE (Hot tubs, frying pans and flowers, the usual)
BladeMaster TX New Member Posts: 28 (9/7/01 2:30 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 1. HER SINFUL PAST (Sins of the Past) Logline: As a rousing prelude to the ever favorite game of "Spank = the Bard", Xena (Lucy Lawless) tells Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor) tales = of her sexcapades "ten winters ago". Rated "H" for ple= nty of horseplay. 2. HARRIET THE WHORE (Chariots of War) Logline: A young woman (unnamed Kiwi actress), Harriet, who was stolen = from her family as a child and sold to the infamous MADAME X HOUSE OF OOOOOAAAAAAHHH(etc), seeks revenge against her evil Mistress. Meanwhile Xena (Lucy Lawless) and Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor) are asked by Harriet= 's parents to rescue her from her life of debauchery. The dynamic duo goes undercover (in more ways than one), and soon Gabrielle will learn that that really is possible! (reference to scene in FF&G). Rated "P" for multiple positions and "A" for acrobatics.<= br> More as soon as I can think up some. Blade
ROCfanTina <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"SubtextTitles_files/image010.g= if" v:shapes=3D"_x0000_i1053"> TX Member Posts: 785 (9/7/01 2:39 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 ~The greatest gift is just to love and be loved in return~= The Spirit Within= A place to talk about anything spiritual
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 487 (9/7/01 2:45 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 A couple more... The Humping At Amphipolis You Are Bare Leg I See <groan>
dojo55 TX New Member Posts: 48 (9/7/01 2:54 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Sins are the Best (Gabrielle helps Xena accept her wicked past) Dreamwonker (Gabrielle has these....dreams) Femme, Femme & Femme (Dite joins them & they lose Joxer on the = way to the lake) Callisto Comes Again (Return of Callisto in the UK)
Hatshepsout TX Member Posts: 276 (9/7/01 4:37 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6
SwordnQuill TX Member Posts: 191 (9/7/01 4:39 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 DEVI DOES DELPHI Blade
skippi13 TX Member Posts: 1573 (9/7/01 4:44 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Oh my gosh, these are hysterical!!!!... ...thanks for the laughs!
SwordnQuill TX Member Posts: 192 (9/7/01 4:46 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Been There, Done Her (answers the question: "= Just how many cute Asian women does Xena have in her dark and murky past?&= quot;) The Tight 'un. (Self explanitory). Blade
antony girl TX Member Posts: 535 (9/7/01 4:55 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 LOL, guys! Winey, I fell out of my chair at "One Against an Armoir!"
Gabsfan TX New Member Posts: 35 (9/7/01 9:44 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 Have any of you talented bards considered re-writing an actual episode = to expose the original R or NC17 version of the script before it was toned down by the studio suits? My inquiring mind always wanted to know what the real stories were.
QueenOfCallisto <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"SubtextTitles_files/image010.g= if" v:shapes=3D"_x0000_i1088"> TX New Member Posts: 25 (9/7/01 10:31 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Adventures in getti= ng laid- Help her..n she'll make you the "destroyer of nations" ..wink wink Take one, Take em all- why settle for just one? Locked up, Tied down- Ohhh kin-kay Intimate Stranger- he he nuff said A Friend in Heat I- is it just me..or is it getting really hot in Higuc= hi A Friend in Heat II- it was just me = "Am I a freak in the darkness? Who am I a misfit? You speak with opinions. = To seek in so deep. But it's alright Well your just an illusion. Confused = by your narrow mind. Reality is up ahead in the distance, but that lack of persistence has left you behind. "~LiMp BiZkIt<>
Runt TX Member Posts: 297 (9/7/01 11:33 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 These just in from Season One: THE BATH NOT TAKEN- (The girls just stripped to get in the lake, see, a= nd then...) SINS ARE A BLAST- (Gab's right, she's NOT the girl her parents wanted h= er to be!) PROMISCUOUS- (If you got it, flaunt it!) THE BECKONING- (What happens when Gabs gives Xena "the look")= TIES THAT BIND- (Oh wait, that's the right title- heard the girls really "cut loose" in this one...) Gabsbear, you name a story to be re-written and we should put it in the parody section!
serena25 TX Member Posts: 175 (9/8/01 1:03 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 promiscous - OMG! ROTFLMAO! Oh I needed a good laugh! serena

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<= /a>PTowner TX Member Posts: 1226 (9/8/01 1:31 pm) Reply ezSupporter	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 "One Against An Armoir" ROTFLMAO@Wineskin!!!!!!! *"My McNasty Hog"*
IreneRenee TX Member Posts: 361 (9/8/01 2:52 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 If I repeated any of these..sorry!!! Sins of the Pot {{Things Gabby does with Xena's Ashes}} Candle of Hope {{Xena and Gab have a sexually frustrating evening...until!)) The Execution {{Xena attempts romantic foreplay with Gabrielle one stormy evening}} Succession {{Well, this one is an X-Rated title, so I can't post. See if you can figure it out.}} Where's the Gherkins? {{Xena and Gabrielle set out in Africa to locate a jar of sweet West Indian goosberries. Good luck!}} Old Ares Gets Hard on the Farm {{Ares tries to hang out with Xena and Gabrielle and not get aroused.}}= Dangerous Pay {{Gabrielle packs up and leaves when Varia agrees to pay Xena to show h= er other lessons Ares showed Xena}} Many Happy Turnovers {{Xena and Gabrielle have one long romantic evening alone}}} Soul Possession {{another x-rated one. Can you guess?}} When Mates Collide {{Xena and Gabrielle meet in Rome unexpectedly}} Edited by: IreneRenee at: 9/8/01 3:01:52 pm=
Tori88 TX New Member Posts: 30 (9/8/01 6:24 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 OKay...I am not as = good as you all are but...I'll try THE FOREPLAY'S THE THING (THE PLAY'S THE THING) THE BETTER SWEAT (THE BITTER SUITE) THEM BONERS THEM BONERS....NEED I SAY MORE CARNAL ATTRACTION (ANIMAL ATTRACTION) THE TROJANS (THE TITANS) This one was a long shot.
Runt TX Member Posts: 331 (9/21/01 6:42 am) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 (bumping cause we all need some laughs and well, m= ore of them happened!) WHO'S GIRLFRIEND- Xena and Gabs crash a palace party and wind up in a h= arem of women. Chaos ensues as to who is really Xena's "Number one wife= "...... THE FLING- Xena spends yet another episode trying to explain the latest "FFP" (Female From the Past) RETURN OF THE VALQUEERS- X&G whoop it up with Brunhilda and friends= MANY SCRATCHY RETURNS- Eeew, is that the "Helmet of Herpes"? = The fun is just contagious in this ep!
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 560 (9/21/01 9:00 am) Reply \| Edit	Re: The real sub-text titles = for Season 6 Gabrielle's Grope The Queen of @ss Sins The Better Teat Luving Vu All Over Again Girlfriend In Need I & II The Prodding-gal The Dirty Half Hour Girls Just Wanna Have Some
soulsisters TX Member Posts: 1675 (9/21/01 10:08 am) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6
IreneRenee TX Member Posts: 407 (9/21/01 11:52 am) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 The Fondling in Amp= hipoblis (The Haunting of..) Gabrielle's Fling (The Play's the Thing) Gabrielle's Grope 'Xena reflects on her special eveing with her favorite blonde' (Gabrielle's Hope) In Sickness With My Gal 'Xena get's head lice and Gab bush lice among other bodily disruptions'= (In Sickness & In Hell) Sack of Ice "Xena and Gab discover new pleaures of delight while hiding from Callisto" (Sacrifice) Edited by: IreneRenee at: 9/21/01 12:08:52 pm
Wineskin TX Member Posts: 561 (9/21/01 12:31 pm) Reply \| Edit	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Ravishing Act A Good Lay Takes One To Woo One Edited by: Wineskin at: 9/21/01 12:36:23 pm
nicotene2000 <= img border=3D0 width=3D10 height=3D10 src=3D"SubtextTitles_files/image010.g= if" v:shapes=3D"_x0000_i1121"> TX New Member Posts: 26 (9/21/01 1:10 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 Don't know whether = these have been done: Jump Them Bones Eternal Bondage Kinky Spirits Lord Percy: 'Ahm, yes. Well, Lord Whiteadder, a vow of silence. That= 's quite an interesting thing. Tell me about it....
dangerchickie TX Member Posts: 351 (9/21/01 1:46 pm) Reply	Re: The real sub-text titles for Season 6 How have I misses this thread? These are great! The Lay's The Thing Altered Breastplates A Fistful of Bard Hair The Breast (The Quest) Been There Done You The Dirty Half Dozen Big "O's" Suckcession A Repeat Performance Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you= like to ride your own @ss?"

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