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---A Pictorial History---

Definitions:

Auto-Da-Fé (lit: "Act of Faith"): A medieval public spectacle, full of pomp and ceremony, wherein persons condemned to death by the Inquisition were executed, often by burning at the stake. See Encarta for more details.

LART (Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool): A metaphorical Big Stick carried by sysadmins, such as Erols.com's Legendary Afterburner (S.P.U.T.U.M. Unit 88); used to readjust the attitudes of misbehaving users, as in "I shall LART this spammer's account into microscopic pink fragments in response to his net.abuse."

Auto-Duh-LART: A modern spectacle wherein kooks such as Richard the Stupid save sysadmins the time and trouble of digging up proof of their misdeeds on the net by posting incriminating and/or disparaging information about themselves...often completely unintentionally. Requires extreme lack of intelligence to execute properly.

ONWARD to the pictorial history of Auto-Duh-LARTing through the ages!

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