Swami Cenkoc stands ready to enlighten you!
Greetings, weary internet traveler! Have you lost your way? Have you lost touch with your Inner Kook? Have the slings and arrows of nuked internet accounts and general revilement of your innate stupidity brought you to the Slough of Despond?
Fear not! For Swami Richard S. Bullis, Guardian of the Orthographically-Challenged and Bodhisattva of the Bizzare has been there before you!
All you must do to reap the eternal rewards of his arcane wisdom is empty your mind of all logic, all decency, and all protectiveness toward children!
Also, you must realize that his ethereal teachings are only for adults over age 30...if you are a child, Swami Cenkoc prefers that you send him your picture via the Internet for personal guidance.
If you are ready to empty your mind, click on the arrow below.
