Legal Stuff for Use of Our Website

You have our permission to host a mirror of our website, so long as you comply with the following conditions:

(sorry about the legal stuff, but you know the slimeball perps we deal with on a daily basis would love to get us in trouble by doing Naughty Things with our websites):


For the purposes of this Internet Contract, "We" shall refer to CNS Unit 0 [Control] or Her designated representative; "you" shall refer to you, your minions, and anyone who has access to your computer; and spam shall refer to the internet activity, NOT the luncheon meat.

1) You must not be involved in spamming or any other net.abusive activity.

2) You certify that your website does not contain and has NO links to illegal (e.g., child pornography), net.abusive (e.g., spamware, cracks, software piracy), or objectionable (e.g., racist, hate-mongering) content. WE reserve the right to determine what is objectionable.

3) You agree that your intent in hosting our website is to support the Anti-Spam movement.

4) You agree to remove the website from any and all servers under your control promptly upon our request. You agree that we do not have to explain our reason to you.

5) You agree to leave the site AS-IS and UNALTERED, except for such updates, corrections, or patches as may, from time to time, be available via Cabal.net.

6) You agree to not to sell our website or its contents for money, sex, drugs, or anything else.

7) You agree that we have the right to make exceptions to the above rules in special cases without negating your duty to comply with all of the remaining terms.

8) Even if any one of the caveats listed above is declared null and void in a court of law, the remaining clauses shall remain valid in perpetuity, world without end, awomyn.


I agree, and wish to proceed.

I disagree.

I am a moron.


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