How spanked is Richard the Stupid?
Newsgroups: alt.slack.sputum,.....
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV[AT]SPUTUM[DOT]com>
Subject: HOW SPANKED IS HE? was: Stupids back Re: trouble trying to connect to
newsgroup account news.fwi.com
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 05:03:59 GMT
Organization: Cabal Network Security
On Sat, 25 Dec 1999 13:36:01 -0800, oxnard-systems
<richbull2NOriSPAM@netscape.net.invalid> wrote, in alt.usenet.kooks:
}Nobody has spanked me for anything since I made the fatal mistake of
}posting photos to text only groups.
You have been spanked incessently from every corner for everything
you've ever done.
You have been so magnificently spanked that you have become an
acceptable test bed for nuclear test ban treaty violations.
You have been spanked so monstrously up and down the entirety of the
active groups that there is now an RFC which warns against flying Bullis
shrapnel.
You have been spanked so abysmally that you can't get to unspanked from
where you are.
You have been spanked so consistently that the ANSI standard for SPANK
says "See Richard The Stupid Bullis".
You have been spanked so constantly that the National Bureau of
Standards has reset their atomic clocks from cesium ion vibrations to
Richard's Spanked Ass vibrations.
You have been spanked so viciously that Jeffery Dahmer and Hannibal
Lecter have put together a single with 42 famous musicians calling for
the cessation of hostilities towards your inhumane spankedness.
You have been spanked so completely that due to the enormous velocity
away from each other the Doppler shift between your ass molecules makes
them look redder than they already are.
You have been spanked so terribly in every newsgroup you have so much as
looked at that spanks in your name are being canceled as BI>20 spam.
You have been spanked so much in so many places at once that you violate
the universal rule of Spank Causation.
You have been spanked so certainly that Heisenberg knows exactly both
where and how hard you've been spanked.
You have been spanked so utterly for each and every microcephalic
utterance of yours that your ass projects into a parallel universe where
it's scaring the populace, which themselves resemble nothing so much as
blistered butts.
You have been spanked so thoroughly that by now you should be shitting
out of your dick.
You were, are and will forever be so apocalyptically spanked that you
will spend eternity in hell listening to Satan himself apologize to you.
But no one else.
[Repost courtesy of Bloxys (bloxys@hotmail.com), who earlier spake thus:]
From: Bloxy's@hotmail.com (Bloxy's)
Subject: Cabal - a cover up operation by military and intelligence agencies?
Date: 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <83svn5$thc$1@nntp4.atl.mindspring.net>
Organization: none
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--quote--
Ok, this one is for AI dudes to try to crack,
and, unless they can crack it, their discipline
is to be called an Artificial Suckology, and
not Intelligence.
Deal?
--end quote--
Cabal Network Security Sez: Deal.