Dolls and Death

I saw that there are much better ways to fully awaken than drinking coffee. Yes indeed. I've gone for awhile without coffe though!!

Stupid rain, but I only have to deal with it for two days. Woo!

I’m totally psyched for this new thing I get to do during the play. I get to kill two people and then die! Ja, ich bin Hamlet! ^_^ yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…… !!!

In other news:

I’m deathly frightened of dolls. I opened my closet a few minuets ago, not bothering to turn on the light, and a porcelain doll fell on top of me. I’m not sure when I put a doll in my closet or why it would fall out now.. but scary. I used to be afraid of Chucky as a child, and I have never even watched the actual movie!! *whimper* DOLLS ARE EVIL!!!! I hate the ones that can open and close their eyes.. or maybe the ones that just stare straight ahead.. sometimes they follow you around the room.. with their eyes, that is. O.o

…no cartwheels today. I hurt my leg really bad though, which was.. something. Overall, this day was a good day.


... dolls.... meep....

Last Day of Spring Break

This morning I woke up and found that my tongue was asleep. Quite strange, I thought, and decided that I should get out of bed on my left foot to shake things up some more.

Seeing as it was Sunday, I resolved to try my luck as a waitress! Maybe it could be my new hobby. Actually, I had volunteered (or, my mom had volunteered me) to help out with the youth-group breakfast over at the church. I grabbed a notebook, stuck a pencil behind my ear, put on my apron, and began some major waitressizing!

It wasn’t as fun as I thought it would be. Everyone complained about their eggs being "too cold" or their coffee "too hot." To make things worse there was this little five year with a speech impediment old running around after me the entire time.


"Look, little boy, you can either sit down or mop the floor!"

"Hahah! Yowr a little girwl! I’m a big boy! I’ll twrow my shoe at you!"

"……what??"


Needless to say, the little boy ended up mopping. It was hard, I had to hold the mop handle above his head, but things worked out. I decided though, that waitressing wasn’t for me, and went to mass.

Wow.. um.. yeah.. *sighs* I just don't know how much longer I can go on being a catholic like this! I really wish Bridget had been there to hear the priest.. it was.. confusing. Apparently my mother didn't get any of the same things out of it.. but he talked about going to hell if you use condoms, masterbate, or are a married homosexual. Fun fun fun.

I really needed to do some picnicking afterwards! Jenny, Andy, and I sat in the middle of the park in Portland and ate some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It was pretty cool, checkered picnic blanket and all. Then I threw this potato chip and a million pigeons came! So we named them.

Then the other two coached me while I tried my best at cartwheeling. No luck, but I’m getting closer!

We walked around a lot. Oh yeah, I finally bought some shorts. One pair actually.. just thought I’d tell you.. I know you were concerned about that…

"Then the tooth-picking boy, the Golden Man, Yax, and Sara all went to visit Yenny on the farm. Yenny was not very happy at the sight of Yax, since his beard had once devoured on of her five children."

"I love you Horhey!’ Jenny cried.

‘I am leaving now…’ he said weakly, bleeding from the bullet wounds. He then got up and walked out the door."

"Yenny named the nutria Yebert the second."

Yes. fun times downtown. *_* I think I'll make picnicing my new hobby. Hmm.. I should wash my feet...