I get these cravings for peant butter
Sandwiches on wonder bread, straw... berry jam...
bagels with cream cheese and gobs of popcorn--
That's what I'm like.

I'll have you know that I'm in big trouble What kind of food to eat, my mental state..... Diet and depression these are the key words-- That's what I'm like. ....

And so I cook I shop I wash I clean, I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores..... Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female

I like to drink but I'm not alcoholic Champagne to celebrate, beer with the boys... Brandy to bathe or read a book with-- That's what I'm like

I won't to be at piece with my body...Mind and metabolism...My itchy bra. It's got elastic and I'm allergic-- That's what I'm like

And so I cook I shop I wash I clean, I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores..... Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female

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Won't you please help me? Tell me what to do I'm tired of this pain I'm going insane!


Prozac, vitamins and phototherapy Cut out caffeine and M&M's... Don't eat anything unless it's organic-- That's what I'd like
Why should I care if my legs rub together? Why should I care if I'm flaking out? Who's there to say there's not beauty inside me?--

That's what I'd like.

And so I cook I shop I wash I clean, I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores..... Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female


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