I get these cravings for peant butter
Sandwiches on wonder bread, straw... berry jam...
bagels with cream cheese and gobs of popcorn--
That's what I'm like.
I'll have you know that I'm in big trouble
What kind of food to eat, my mental state.....
Diet and depression these are the key words--
That's what I'm like.
....
And so I cook I shop I wash I clean,
I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores.....
Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female
I like to drink but I'm not alcoholic
Champagne to celebrate, beer with the boys...
Brandy to bathe or read a book with--
That's what I'm like
I won't to be at piece with my body...Mind
and metabolism...My itchy bra.
It's got elastic and I'm allergic--
That's what I'm like
And so I cook I shop I wash I clean,
I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores.....
Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female
.
Won't you please help me?
Tell me what to do
I'm tired of this pain
I'm going insane!
Prozac, vitamins and phototherapy
Cut out caffeine and M&M's...
Don't eat anything unless it's organic--
That's what I'd like
Why should I care if my legs rub together?
Why should I care if I'm flaking out?
Who's there to say there's not beauty inside me?--
That's what I'd like.
And so I cook I shop I wash I clean,
I'm a tattooed truck driver's girlfriend
PMS and these domestic chores.....
Sometimes I wish I wasn't born female