"I don't get it." -Agnes

"CHA SIU BAO! CHA SIU BAO!" -Pat in the middle of class

"He's going to be a garbage man." -Jenny's prediction on someone's future career

"The whole ceremony was pretentious bullshit and it was way too long." -Baldwin's comment on the Oscars

"Fashizel ma nizel?" -Ridwan and his random comments

"WAVALEE! First quality! Z major. What? Z MAJOR! Vary gooood!" -Alex, his Joy Luck Club impression

"The city sucked. I would have rather been sitting at home picking my nose." -Siobhan's comment about her last trip to San Francisco

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!" -Amy does this in Jenny's ear, when she falls asleep somewhere (usually anywhere)

"Poom, it's a type of fruit" -Pat, while we're playing Scrabble

"HEY HEY ARE YOU OKAY?" -Agnes, being annoying whenever you're trying to sleep

"What time is it?" -Agnes, after I did the HEY HEY ARE YOU OK thing to her in the middle of the night and said it was morning and it was time for her to get ready to go

"That's not funny." -Agnes, after she realizes its 1am in the morning

"Shut up, I was so confused." -Agnes' response whenever I bring up that night

"I wouldn't like you...
If I didn't like you,
I wouldn't love you...
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will."

-From Jenny, in the journal she gave me before I moved. *sniffle sniff sniff*

"A part of you has grown in me, together forever we'll be, never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."
"Some people come into our lives and stay only a short while, others leave footprints on our hearts that remain forever."

-Last two from Amy, written in a picture frame she gave me before moved. I have such sweet friends :)

"Hey, what's that smell? It's Alex! What what, Alex smells." -Agnes sings and does hand motions

"You go to bed with an itchy bum, you wake up with a smelly hand." -Pat's words of wisdom

"She's not fat, she's big boneded." -Agnes

"What up dawg? I'm cool and you know it." -Agnes pretending to be a gansta.

"AQUEDUC!" -Me

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes. Oh boy! Fish flakes!" -taken from this animal thoughts site

Goldfish :"The wimpy knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?" Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

"Waaasaa?!" -Tony, imitating that beer commercial

"I feel like I got beat up." -Baldwin's comment a day after snowboarding

"DO AT! DO AAAT!" -Agnes

"Daaaa naah.. nah nah nah" -Agnes and her back to the future snapping dance

"Walking STD" -Agnes' term for the uh.. promiscuous

"Where's SVEN?" -Agnes and her weird name obsessions

"I mean honestly, who throws a cupcake?" -Dr Evil impression

"What's Singapore in English?" - Agnes

"Isn't New York farther than Florida?" -Agnes

"Are unicorns real?" -Agnes

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