Strategy 4: Show pride in your anti-scientific beliefs

Currently, we only have one product in stock, but we are incredibly proud of it (of course!). We encourage you to wear these shirts to school board meetings and other events education events in your community. Continued use of these shirts tends to dramatically reduce attendance at these meetings by parents lacking faith.

Sales inquiries to Roy Vananadel (vanandel1@comcast.net). Individual shirts (M, L, XL) are $7; 10 or more are $5 a piece. All proceeds from the sale of these shirts will go into the design and production of sweatshirts (with the same illustration), at the request of our supporters in the northern states (sorry about that!).