In view of a cold in a x-ray cabinet it is done(made) only urgent crises.

We knit nurseries koftochki from a wool of parents.

We do(make) polyethylene bags on the size of the customer.

Children stand out to fathers only in a sober condition. (the announcement in children's to a garden)

Children up to five years' age pass in circus on hands.

Tomorrow at 9.00 at shop sale of alive hens, on one and a half on the person will be spent.

TEETH? Our stomatologists will make everything that you have for ever forgotten about them!

The confectionery factory invites to work of two men - one for
Wrappers, another for a stuffing.

The stall "Vtorsyrya" accepts a scum of society of hunters and fishers in the form of bones.

The lift downwards does not lift.

Lov fishes it is forbidden by all kinds of instruments lova, except for fishing tackles and actions.

Moskvichka searches for work on a speciality or the bookkeeper.

Mice and dzhojstiki - convenient, exact and reliable manipulators for the right, left and big hand.

One call, and to you will issue the certificate on death, will make(produce) wreaths!

The organization will give an employment to the cook with knowledge of computer facilities.

The dog of breed the airdale was lost, has probably left in a trolley bus 5.

Loaders for interesting work are invited.

Is on sale kokker-спаниель. Mother is recognized " by the Best sukoj breeds ".

The German shepherd is on sale. Cheaply. Eats any meat. Especially loves small children.

Russian blue cat is on sale. Without documents.

I sell a carriage for newborn dark blue color.

Three pigs, all of a different floor are on sale.

Four are on sale gusyni and a gander. Everyone are born(carried).

The restaurant does not work, the waitress all dismissed.

Today lecture takes place in a hall of hotel on immoral themes. The militia reads.

To cloth factory prattlers - men and women are required for work.

Comrades! For a change to the driver do not address. Be made multiple copies among themselves.

Comrades students! Do not throw a cutlet and a sausage on a floor, three dogs have already poisoned.

Comrades tenants! ZHKO regional management of communication(connection) suggests you to observe insanitary conditions strictly. 
 
 
The parachute is on sale - is used once, never opened,
Small spot(stain) .

The stub which has fallen in capacity with liquid nitrogen, not " breaks up to invisible atoms " as some young scientists think. It(he) can be got a tweezers, primotannym to the handle of a mop, and to finish smoking.

" We lose clients ... ", the captain of "Titanic", thoughtfully has told with grief
Looking in a trace to departuring boats.

Last shout with tonushchego Titanic:
" Somebody, at last, switch off this Selin Dion!!!! "
 
" Sometimes it is necessary to regret, that your friend was not big a pig ", - the Winnie-the-Pooh sighed, frying Pyatachka on a fire.
 
The mother-in-law has presented the son-in-law two ties.
In the evening it(he) with the wife gathers to the mother-in-law on a visit, thinks, " I shall dress one of ties, the mother-in-law though also the stinker, but, can will be glad(pleased), yes there will be no I though today to gnaw ". Long chose, what of two to dress, at last has chosen, has dressed, send(have come) they to the mother-in-law, call at a door. The mother-in-law opens a door, looks at the son-in-law, and, spitefully:
-th so I understand, that the second tie has not liked you!!!
 
At night the wife nestles on the husband:
- Dear, TAKE me!
The husband:
- Sleep, a silly woman, I do not go anywhere!
 
Only the Russian person having heard "half-litre" not begins to ask half-litre of that?
 
Goes наркомaн on allejke. Вдpyг behind hears жyжжание, looks back - and there Каpлсон.
- You who?
- Каpлсон.
- Каpлсон... - with минyтy about something pазмышляет, - And where yours Engelson?
 
On post B.B. Åa address has come more than 10 thousand letters in which граждaне вырaжают support to the president, a тaкжe advise to visit(attend) a site klubnichka.ru, to increase a penis and to learn(teach) the American English.
The husband and the wife sit at restaurant. The charming young lady approaches(suits) to the husband, chmokaet it(him) in a cheek and leaves, nothing having told. The wife spiteful tone asks:
- Who is such?
- Lag behind … I now I think of how I shall explain who YOU such …
 
On a court yard fire wood, on fire wood friends, at friends a grass, all friends in fire wood.
 
-children, get каpандаши and a paper. Today we shall try наpисовать коpову, and Hаташа Sidorov постаpается to not move.
 
Lesson of biology. The teacher speaks children:
- Children! You know, that the stamen and a pestle at florets are bodies of duplication.
From a back school desk Vovochka:
- Features. And I smelt them.
 
University. The Reading room. Session. To full people, prepare. Another approaches(suits) to one student:
- Listen! Yes you head over heels hold the book!
- And you che, Freud that-whether?
- At what here Freud?
- It is the book! What legs(foots) at it(her)?! You still tell, that I to it(her) between pages look.
 
The blonde, rising on vesy, involves a stomach(belly)
 
There is a muzhik in one cowards before a mirror. So, syak will turn, bicepses will play, the stomach(belly) will involve:
- What chmo! Well what I all the same chmo!
The wife from the next room:
- The idiot! How many time to repeat - not chmo, and the macho!
 
Self-years has sufferred accident and has fallen to a desert island. Unique survived sat under a palm tree, picking kkost when has seen the rescuers who have fallen asleep in horror before it(him) and a heap of human bones behind its(his) back.
- I understand, that you should hate me that I have made - but I should struggle for the life! I needed to survive to one on a small desert island.
The commander of rescuers has shaken a head:
- I, certainly, understand all, for the sake of a life the person is capable of all...
But, ±-mine, self-years has fallen last night!!!
 
 In the plane.
The stewardess approaches(suits) to the commander and speaks:
- In interior the terrorist with a bomb speculates with parachutes
 
The best means from all illnesses is a simple water!
Two drops on a glass of spirit, and all as a hand will remove(take off)!

At us before will give to the person a up the place - will make its(his) invalid.

Thirty three years without penalties there goes on roads of our country Vladimir Fedorov, the general-lieutenant of militia, the chief of Central administrative board of motor licensing and inspection department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia.