bidiot.log

bidiot.log
Unfopeaple.out (bidiot.log v. 2)
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Several days ago I have declared closing the project bidiot.log since visitors of library began to repeat and I have solved, that the most part of possible nonsenses is settled. I have hastened. Nonsense human is immense and inexhaustible - for my century, at least, will suffice.

Having decided to not be limited this time ignoramuses and the fools coming to library, I have decided to include in this file and the supervision made in the street, in transport, in other places. Except for not veiled ignorance and frank nonsense, I shall try to shine(cover) their displays, but hidden under masks of traditions, customs, stereotypes, etc. Thus, it will be something an average between bidiot.log'ом and the project the Point. From the last peaple.out will differ absence 1) the analysis of not oral texts addressed not to me, 2) records of my own emotional and physical conditions outside of communication(connection) with concrete actions of real people and 3) futurological reflections though full bezemotsionalnosti and I shall not promise full absence of lyrical digressions.

1.
A number(line) with a table of the control costs the severe thickset housewife compressing in the shattering fingers a paw of the spoilt overage son.

- The book about Germany is necessary to us, -she sitting for a table of the control speaks the employee.
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- On history of Germany? On culture? On economy? - the employee specifies.

- What to you a difference?!. - is indignant and suspiciously almost the visitor shouts.

- The difference such, that from a concrete theme depends, in what department you should address.

- I whence know!.. To us the main thing, that about Germany, in German... Not important, about what...

- So to you about Germany or in German and not important, about what?..

- To us in German... Could to ask at once also.

- What to ask? - the employee is perplexed.

- To what to us language is necessary.

2.
The girl sits down a computer, starts Ie, the starting page - poiskovik www.google.com opens. The girl second delays, then enters into search line Gugla: "www.google.com", - also presses Enter.

I ask it(her):

- What do you do(make)?

- I search for a site " Cities of the world ".

- And what you enter into a search line?

- To me have told, that it should be typed(collected) to find that is necessary to me.

Serial reality in operation.

3.
Near to each computer of sector costs(stands) kartonka with "Instructions for use", where by Russian it is written what autocratically to install anything it is impossible and that ftp is not present - do not try at all.

The young man sits at a computer with the dissatisfied person(face) and sometimes silently swears. I look, that it(he) does(makes).

It(He) starts on execution(performance) selfekstraktor with installation Cuteftp. Jumps out a window of dialogue, with inquiry where to unpack. The young man nastukivaet there: ftp: // ftp.blablabla.narod...

I ask the usual question:

- What do you do(make)?

- It is necessary for me ftp. At me files on a site on http for some reason are not filled in. And I shall not understand something, how to me it(him) here to receive...

- Ugu, clearly. But what you do(make) all? You can explain me sense of your mysterious manipulations?

- I do(make) ftp.

4.
Along the street there is a man and the woman. To both of years on 40. Talk, smile. Obviously well to each other concern. The man priobnimaet the woman for a waist. That varies on behalf of and from a turn bet the man a fist to face then keeps away from it(him) нa pair steps.

It(He):

- Whether has flown into a rage that?! I in fact too can cut.

It(She):

- I spoke you, that you in the street did not do(make) it(this)! People around!

It(He):

- Well also what, what people?!

It(She):

- Indecently.

It(He):

- Your mother!.. Anyway, it more decently than to wave fists...

It(She) (it is perfect(absolute) serezno and even with feeling of some disgust):

- Izvrashchenets!

5.
The woman comes into a binding workshop of library and asks the master:

- And you can make reliure for the boy?

6.
I hate worthless cattles.

The word "theme" has lost the value. The young comes, asks:

- You unpack(print out) themes?

- Explain...

- Well, a theme... Pages on thirty...

Another:

- You sell themes?

Suki, blyad! Swines... Two decorated monkeys in lilac, shone dullness far off:

- And where it is possible to receive themes course?

- On corresponding(meeting) faculty.

- No, the whole themes are necessary to us, on the machine...

Pizdets! In the past educational to year of morons was less. The Higher education in Russia is time for liquidating - as system of lie fatally dangerous to mankind, corruption and other nasty thing.

Comes dirty smelly chmo. Asks:

- At you the printer prints?

- Prints.

- About!.. It is necessary for me of pages thirty ekzo... ekzistentsionalizma...

BLYAYAYAYAYAYADDDDD!!!!!!!! Who has started up this smelly creature in library?!!! Who has allowed it(this) nedoukomplektovannomu to a primate to appear in city centre?!!! The Russian state is disgusting. And among public political forces existing nowadays I do not see any which could correct it...

In high schools it is time to enter birches for students and executions for teachers and clerks.

7.
Serving in army, read " the Fourth pozvonok " Marti Larni and with some share of feeling of the national superiority inherent in me then by virtue of a youth and age nonsense, it was pleased nonsenses and wildnesses(absurdities) of the Americans described there, somehow forgetting about much before described - even Ostrovsky and Fonvizin - wild Russian. Today, on September, 12th 2001 year, observed a scandalous picture of wildness(absurdity) and geographical illiteracy of the compatriots.

City park. On shops sit some women and girls. I hear a fragment of conversation:

- And cho, and the government at them at all did not work. The president vashche on Canada had a rest.

- Not on Canada, and in Florida.

- One horse-radish - not in America.

- And Florida unless not in America?

- Instead of on Cuba?

- Well it is correct... And Cuba where?

8.
Surrealistic essence - the secretary of director. "Studies" in absentia on filfake. Words almost does not know. Quails before all. All holds documents in one file, formats all blanks. Recently pritaranila a diskette and to it(her) a note: " File В.doc - to unpack or rename(print out or rename) ". Today has come, stretches one more note: " Visual Basic, Classics, Wagner, Mozart - Sи-Dером ". ~raz in three weeks tries " to open the address " (i.e. - to check up mail). Thus each time forgets the password and a login, that such "password" and "login" where and what for them to enter.

9.
- You are opened(open)?

- Yes.

- Thirty pages how many at you cost(stand)?

- Thirty pages of that?

- Well, the abstract, certainly.

10.
- And you will help(assist) me to throw off Rambler on a diskette?

11.
Lena studies now on filfake. Often brings wild mad news. For example, in this semester the schedule of employment(occupations) at faculty " makes a computer ". As a result - all faculty became the hostage of someone's curve hands and absence of brains at administration. Practical employment(occupations) in some subjects cost(stand) in the schedule up to a theoretical rate on them; hours already vychitannykh in the previous semester of disciplines etc are put repeatedly down. On remarks on obvious idiocy and elementary inconvenience of such state of affairs teachers and administration only make a helpless gesture, accompanying with this gesture of a withdrawing powerlessness (or laziness and the devil-may-care attitude(relation) to business?) the following, approximately, words: " And what we can make? The Computer so has made ".

The myth, that (or even much) " does(makes) a computers something (solves(decides)) itself ", or is amazingly hardy and widespread among "uninitiated", or is too convenient, and for the sake of own excessive convenience and nenapryazheniya it is possible to affect and uninitiated... Both even silly... And even - before own students.

12.
The reader approaches(suits) and quietly whispers to me on an ear: " I wish to insert in Rambler... "

It was found out, that from it(her) mail on "Rambler", and it(she) wishes all to transfer(carry) the text from document MSWord to a body of the letter.

13.
Absolutely mad case.

The girl comes, asks:

- I can choose at you a theme of degree work?

The design is those, that on the aforesaid debilnoe the use of a word "theme" not similar. I specify:

- And why at us? To you on faculty have not given?

- On what faculty? - answers. - I should be defined(determined) all over again with a subject - on Russian to me to write or under the literature...

I remind the reader that I work in sector of not book data carriers of regional scientific library and that consultation of students at the choice of a theme of degree research in which image does not enter even into the most widely outlined circle of my official duties that is why I speak:

- KHm... Well, choose, the girl, be defined(determined)... I than can help(assist) you?

- How it - than? Give to me the list to those of degree works, I shall choose.

- The girl, - I speak, - you obviously to the wrong address have addressed. You where study?

- In SGU, - speaks, - on filfake.

- Here, - I speak, - Go in SGU, there, on language and literary faculties, speak with teachers, ask, what they themes offer you...

It(She) interrupts me:

- To us have told to choose.

- Especially, - I speak, - That you want from me, My God?.. Think, choose...

- So you to me, - speaks, - the list will give or not?

- Features take! Yes whence at me this list your way can undertake?!

It(She), already too noticeably being nervous, informs:

- At me the sister in the past to year filfak has finished!.. What you on me how at the little fool look?!. It(she) in library to herself selected a theme...

- Listen, - I answer, - if the student selects to itself a theme of degree work in library, it does not mean at all, that to it(him) here give for this purpose any list... And then, why you have addressed in our department?

- Because the sister at you the list looked!

- I do not understand, that you want...

It(She) has slapped a door, preliminary obizhenno and loudly having declared: " All right! I Shall go to other place! "

In what else other place it(she) was going to demand to herself certain mythical " the list that degree works "?..

And this very day, at dinner, I have thought of this(thus) could want what mad. Possibly, it(she) wished to look in dolbanykh the Internet-collections of the abstracts, ready works on what themes there already are to choose to themselves faculty and "supervisor of studies", proceeding from these realities, and the diploma to not write, take ready. Well, if I have guessed, I am not guilty, that, finishing(stopping) filfak, this young person has not learned to express clearly... However, it(she) has not learned it(this) in any case - even if something wanted another.

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It was recollected...

In student's stay has ordered in a reading room of library SGU the collection of clauses(articles) about A.K.thick's art. Have brought to me, I open the maintenance(contents) and I see: " the Image of a tractor... " Stop, I think, a chicken-feed any: what tractors? I look at a cover - precisely! - " A.N.thick. Clauses(articles) about art ". I speak the librarian, that supposedly Alexey Konstantinovich is necessary to me, and you to me Nikolaevicha have brought... Has sniffed, hands vsplesnula:

- Well, here still! I to you on patronymics Shall select them! Read, that distances!

15.
The employee of the next department has told today as one girl almost with foam at a mouth demanded " Hamlet biography ".

Especially gumanitarno the advanced people now will start to theorize, that supposedly and why and is not present... Misters, believe to me, that you mean meant at all: this "reader" simply does not know all those words that were carried by just in your multiclever brains.

16.
The reader asks:

- Load to me, please, DOS.

- Please...

I overload to it(him) a box in DOS and I go to be engaged in the affairs. It(he) in a minute calls up me, shows a hand on the screen with invitation DOS and asks:

- What happens? What is it?

- It DOS, - I speak, - you asked.

- Well, also what, - speaks, - to me with it(this) to do(make)?

- Zdraste, - I speak, - I whence know, what to you with it(this) to do(make)? You asked DOS - here to you DOS. That you from me want?

- Well, there should be any prompt, buttons...

17.
The young man with enviable persistence and sereznym the concerned person(face) during two hours on all possible(probable) poiskovikam searched for something by inquiry " Soviet orkhetektura ".

18.
I jump aside in shop lengthways polok, I examine everyones divajsy. Beside the aunt - that houses carry print dressing gownes " in a turkish cucumber " and identical red hair on aluminium hair curlers goes. The sight of the aunt has suddenly stuck to superheaped up dzhojstiku with a heap of everyones tsapoklitorov. Having looked at it(him) minute, it(she) zavertela a head in searches of the help, has seen me, asks:

- The young man, you will help(assist) me? Tell, what is it?

- Dzhojstik, - I speak.

- And if to the TV to connect, the Internet will be?

19.
Left. Four months worked on advertising, moved new technologies to a life. Has returned. Again I work in library. Sector of not book data carriers.

Phone call. I lift a tube...

- Hallo, it is the Internet?

20.
The administrator complains of the head mistress. Speaks, that it(she) has stated discontent with that on help item(point) some computers are established(installed).

- And how many it is necessary? - the administrator has asked.

- One, - the head mistress has answered.

- Without problems, - the administrator has told, - I shall clean(remove).

- Only... - the head mistress has added, - Attach to it(him,them) some monitors that could work some(a little bit) person...

Further the administrator is a lot of materilsya.

21.
The next girl has ordered search of ready course work. I have not found. It(she) has left, in couple of days comes to unpack(print out) with the request the title page. I start up on a press(seal), I look - that theme which it(she) ordered. I ask:

- Have found, all?

- Oh! - speaks, - you will not believe! It was necessary most to write all! Simply horror!.. And than they there are engaged, on the Internet?..

22.
The woman from a museum has come. Asks:

- Speak, at you writing CD-drive has appeared?

- Well, yes, - I speak.

- Tell, here at us an idea such... To buy(purchase) for a museum same, to take on the Internet music and to write on disks... It is possible(probable)?..

- Well, probably... - I speak, - And the channel at you as - shustryj? And how pay? For traffic pay?

- Oh, know, - answers, - I not so understand this all... But we have people who understand... This all is important, yes? But same all, probably, can be solved, yes?

- Probably, - I speak. - and what for to you it in general? Well, buy disks in shops - already with records...

- No, well, in shops you will not always find that is necessary... For example, execution(performance) of any concrete classical product by the concrete executor or even on the concrete tool is necessary... Well, and new any things in shops far not at once appear...

- Zdraste, - I speak, - so in interenete they too far not at once appear... If at all appear. The one who plays all this music and writes down, it(he) for the work wants money... And that up to the concrete tool... This most classical product, most likely, all over again skachat will be necessary to you, to listen, and only then you learn(find out), that there for tools, etc. To place descriptions to classical products, to specify executors, etc. to very few people considers necessary... And quality of the records extorted from the Internet, often leaves to wish much the best... Spread music in formats with strong compression, and the compression worsens quality of sounding. The some people specially put in bad quality - type, a fact-finding variant. The some people compress up to a disgrace to swing less...

- Wait, - speaks, - And unless not so - that time there have put something, this all in the best quality and with the most detailed information(inquiry) and so on?

- No, - I speak, - Not so.

- And where they look?

- Who?

- Well, who the Internet does(makes)... The Heads... Who there for all answers?

- As to you to tell... Understand... On the Internet, strictly speaking, the heads is not present...

- Oh... The Disgrace... And who there all puts?

- Well... Who will want...

- Awfully... Means, a plate while to throw out it is not necessary?

- What plate? What for them to throw out?

- Well, we have comrades who speak, that a plate only the place is borrowed(occupied), that all it has become outdated already for a long time... It is necessary to throw out supposedly all it because all is on the Internet. It is possible to take therefrom, to write down on compact discs and to sell.

23.
Send(Have come) two girls, ask:

- And we can look at you mail?

Concerning has understood, that they will not consult, I specify:

- You will do(make) it?

- No, - speak, - We are not able. But you will help(assist) us?

I speak, what yes, I shall help(assist), I explain, how many it costs(stands), they go to cash department, I them brake, I specify still:

- Just in case, forgive... You already have an e-mail address?

- Yes, - speak.

- And you know its(his) requisites, i.e. the password, a login?

- Yes, - speak, - At us it is written down.

- Well, well. Go pay and pass(take place) for the fourth machine(car), I now shall approach(suit).

Go, pay, come back, sit down, I approach(suit), give a piece of paper. On a piece of paper it is written: " www.rima1980.ru. E-mail ".

- Kkhm... So, - I speak, - And where a login-password?

- And here, - show a finger on "www.rima1980.ru", - precisely same...

- Well, we shall try(taste).

I enter(import) "www.rima1980.ru" into an address line... KHuj. There Is no such address. I, actually, and thought...

- The girl, - I speak, - to you in fact someone got(started) this address? You were present thus?

- Well, no... He/she is the young man did(made)... It(He) to me then on a piece of paper has written down. It(he) has told, that it emejl and that is important for remembering "rima1980" because it is necessary for an input(entrance).

- And whence there "www" and "ru" have undertaken?

- Well, I have added... I know, that on the Internet all begins on "www" and comes to an end on "ru"...

Ofiget... Me simply shakes(amazes), how people love domyslivat from baldy, " on rings " which heard, but do not know, whence, all in this world... Lena now writes work on Russian agnonimam... There vashche death, people answer questions of the questionnaire, give definition to words, for example: " The halibut - hindu national clothes which is carried by men. Its(his) halibut was dirty and broken off "... At me, here, about the Internet " know, that there all begins on www ", all try to open a Word successively and still me thus try "to learn"(teach") sometimes... How they live? I do not understand. They do not know words, not able to do(make), speak anything... And kindly simply were not able... But they allocate words any any, from a ceiling with the taken values, apply things... As though it to define(determine) more precisely... At all on-наитию, not intuitively, and simply on narrowness of representations about the world, namely: eat all with the spoon, for a holiday drink vodka, on a computer everyone do(make) by click of the mouse, as a last resort - specify as the program to which should open everything, MS Word. I am surprised, why here and there corpses do not roll: these essences are simply obliged to kill constantly each other and itself - is unintentional, by virtue of dullness and inability to address with things... It is Too much freedom... Too.

24.
The young man and the girl sit about an hour at a computer, then call me and ask:

- And if we have not found the abstract necessary to us in the Internet, what to us to do(make)?

I have shrugged shoulders and have advised to be shot.

25.
In a department of the periodical press elderly mudak nervously looks through before the person(face) of the employee of a department filing of any color weekly journal.

- You see? - it(he) Shouts, - Thursday! And here? Again Thursday! We look following - again Thursday! And again Thursday!!! Where other numbers?! Why filing incomplete?? It is library or what?! Mockery any... Here, again Thursday!

- It is a weekly journal, - the employee answers, - Leaves on Thursdays, here, read: " Leaves on Thursdays ". See? From what you have taken, what here still any numbers should be?

- But my clause(article)??? Where my clause(article)?? I already for a long time have sent them clause(article). Just in case - even two times. It(her) here is not present. No! Means - here not all numbers. Time on Thursdays, now I shall check up, whether all here Thursdays...

26.
The employee argues:

- Vindouzom I have seized(have taken possession), the Internet have seized(have taken possession), the printer have seized(have taken possession)... Now still(even) to seize(take possession) a desktop and in general the TV.

27.
I train the employee in one chicken-feed, I speak:

- ... So... Now be reloaded...

Also I intercept its(her) hand which has pulled to the button ' Reset '.

- Here it(this), - I speak, - to do(make) it is not necessary.

I show, how it is necessary to be reloaded, on what it(she) notices:

- And I thought, that this same...

- Aha, - I speak, - And you switch off a computer as?

- Well, I keep the document and I press on this button.

Tychet a finger in Power.

- And you never noticed in the beginning of loading of the dark blue screen with the message what work Windows has been completed incorrectly and what it is necessary to do(make) for correct end?

- And, well, it(he) each time when joins, there sinenkoe and writes something to something, but I do not read: all equally I shall not understand.

Here this(thus) most " all equally I shall not understand " characterizes the attitude(relation) of huge quantity(amount) of people to huge quantity(amount) of things - not only to computers. They at all do not understand - they do not try to understand, do not suppose even an idea, that they are capable to understand, seconds are not interested, what exactly should be understood, since once have for ever outlined for itself border clear, but - nevertheless - wish, not understanding, not knowing to use with the maximal benefit for itself (not feedback, but benefit - from "to gain, "guess"). And each time when at them something does not leave, blame manufacturers, sellers, stars, weather, aura, etc. Here it - the Consumer society for the most vile sense. And any present reforms of formation(education) and language, it seems to me, aggravate illness. In general, before to suppose the person to Windows ME, to cameras Kodak-Ke and the tinned ready food stuffs, it is necessary to accept at it(him), it is meticulous and with predilection, examination on commands(teams) DOS, the camera, for example, FED or Zenith and to skill to clean a potato and to sort buckwheat groats.

28.
The amusing lamer building of abrupt yuniksoida, the type not especially familiar with Windows came. Villages for my computer, has asked, whether there is in Windows a command line and where it(she) is (type, does not know, aha...), and when I have shown, it(he) has important entered there a command(team) ls and is appreciable ofigel when it(she) was executed Then it(he) even minutes ten pytal my Windows by everyones man'ами, in passing pereskzyvaya me everyones popular statejki about klevosti yuniksa with such kind as if itself this most yuniks has created. However, regularly responding man'ы it(him) have touched. Then it(he) has extended from an Internet any chicken-feed in gzipe and with hope has asked:

- Vindouz yuniksovogo compression will not understand?

I speak:

- Gzip at me is.

It(He):

- Vsmysle?

I:

- Well, is at me gzip, all is normal, in a directory c: \depot \utils.

It(He) has glanced, has seen files gzip.exe, tex.exe, etc. and torzhestvuyushche has said:

- And-and ... pa-анятно... The Unix does(makes) this all.

29.
About meal.

I do not know, whom it is necessary to be to live in this society... The Elephant?

Wished to fry for a supper pair stacks. Aha... In the first to find meat in seven-eight evenings is ofiget it is possible. In the second, it is on sale such pieces with which it is possible to feed a battalion... And anywhere do not cut. The road, considered the heaped most up by way of service, etc. an epicure in the center of Stavropol - "Pushkin". Lays enormous shmat meat - about my one and a half heads in size. Meat quite good. I speak a saleswoman:

- From here pair plastinok cut off, please...

- Where it(him) to cut! - is indignant, - It(He) and so what small!

Pancake... Almost all shops of city has bypassed... Do not cut. Anywhere. Where, speak, to cut, take entirely... As have agreed. And these mad kgs are not necessary to me. I should on eat once. Suki.

If sausage it is less two hundred than grams you order, sniff, physiognomies build, cut off 300-350 and ask: " So will go? " It at the best. And even in general refuse to serve.

Have gone(Send) with Lena on the market for rats. Have decided to eat at the same time on a banana. We approach(suit) to the aunt at whom on a counter everyone of fruit lays, Lena asks:

- Here these two bananas weigh, please.

The aunt mistrustfully asks again:

- CHe you want?

Lena repeats, the aunt sniffs and, turning away, speaks:

- And, go from here! I on two bananas do not sell!

In cafe I ask 200 rkatsiteli and 25 - kalvadosa. Barmensha makes faces and declares:

- We on 25 do not pour.

And if only in volumes-portions-weights business was...

In a stall I buy any products, among other - nutlets in coconut glaze. I show a finger on laying in a show-window, I speak: " Here such ". Others submit absolutely. " Is not present, - I speak, - Here such. "

- And at us such is not present, - speaks.

- And why at you in a show-window such are exposed?

- And what difference?

Lena buys the packaged coffee. Orders with chocolate. To it(her) submit with any another napolnitelem. It(she) pays to this attention of a saleswoman. The saleswoman is indignant:

- Oh, legible what! Take this. I still to you shall search here...

Lenin odnogruppnitsa is ordered in university (SGU) buffet with salad and a cake. To it(her) submit salad on a plateau and the cake - is simple so, a hand in a hand. The girl asks to give it(her) for a cake a plate or blyudtse. The barmaid is indignant:

- Here still! In a mouth has sent also all. I here because of a cake shall spoil a superfluous plate!

The girl asks even a napkin. To it(her) answer:

- I give a napkin only to hot and to fat.

Thus on buffet the announcement hangs, that this buffet " struggles for a rank of the best in SGU ". In SGU, however, all buffets each other cost(stand): from one sight at utensils in which submit meal, can immediately stoshnit - so all dirty, fat... The Cleaner can approach(suit) to you and a dirty century decaying fat smelly cloth to drive near to your salad. Can and, having solved(decided), that you have already eaten, not asking to put your plate on a mobile little table with dirty utensils and when you are indignant, the never washed fingers, not letting out(not releasing) from them the above described cloth, vykovyryat your plate from a heap of dirty utensils and food waste and to put again before you. This all real, droplets not exaggerated facts, a pancake... Surrealism around of us...

I do not speak, that disposable glasses there not simply use on mnogu time, but even when students rumple them, workers of buffet straighten them and again start up in business.

30.
Autocratically to install any programs on computers of library to readers it is forbidden. Nevertheless - all you will not follow - from time to time it is necessary to spend cleaning and deinstallit everyones lanchery pornosajtov, " accelerators of work with a computer " and other rubbish.

Today there was an interesting case. After work of one of readers, I have found out, that on a computer behind which it(he) stayed, rassharen a disk a:. I have sat down for this computer, have changed parameters of access, have just in case looked, whether have appeared that superfluous. Has appeared. Any polulevyj a mediaplayer, proassotsiirovannyj as the appendix by default for almost all audio-and videoformats.

Has tried deinstallit - a horse-radish: tyrkaetsya the disk drive a:\ and all. A pancake. Has got into the register and has found weight entertaining: the appendix has been installed completely on flop (which reader, clear business, has carried away with itself). All mentions of a player in the register referred to a disk a: \, except for an arrangement of an adjusting package which appeared on a desktop, and actually have been found out by me in a basket. A song. I have cleaned the register manually, a chicken-feed, but it is interesting to me, what this reader wished to make? Most likely, I think, it(he) wished to copy simply a player on the a diskette, but the addiction questions to solve all thoughtless click of the mouse on an icon has played with it(him) a malicious joke. I believe, as a disk a:\ it(he) rassharil too during the mysterious actions with the purpose of carry there it(this) dolbanogo a player.

That is remarkable, this person goes to our department a year two and for a long time has houses a computer. Never to me to understand this form of a life...

31.
Such letter has come:

Hello, Denis. My name is Alina, I study as the political scientist in RGGU. First, I wish to thank you for work (though you wrote it(her) not for me, but it(she) so fine has helped(assisted) me, and as a matter of fact even has gained(helped)). I mean " Political metaphors in mass-media " (this work Means. - my comment.). Really good work. I ransacked on an Internet in searches something about the theory of metaphors and was going to write about Chubays (course), and here such luck! I the first time have taken another's work and have unscrupulously given out for the . And here I am literally couple of days back learn(find out), that it(she) has so liked my supervisor of studies, that it(he) has given it(her) on competition of student's scientific works (HAS already given!!!!!) . I simply do not know, that to me to do(make)! If it is fair, at once there was an idea to ask the friend-hacker to remove somehow from a network your works. But... To Me and so it is ashamed. Now my most impudent in a life the request: you could not for a while (for a month-two) to clean(remove) from a site course and the diploma? I so have understood, that you not in Moscow live, and so I would like somehow you to thank... In advance. Answer me, please, what your opinion this account(invoice). Alina Tereshchenko

Funny, yes? I am clear, that this work, in general, wrote to order, i.e. too promoted a deceit, but - I conducted the student-заказчицу all year, explaining to it(her) each word and achieving absolute(hundred-percent) understanding. Actually, I carried out functions not so much the contractor, how many the supervisor of studies and several more teachers. By the moment of delivery of work I zakazchitsa could already and to write itself such degree.

Actually, I not against the girl who has written to me have taken advantage of this work: for that it(she) in a network also lays. I am even not especially indignant of that Alina has elementary given out it(her) for the (but a little all it is revolted(indignant)... This work and zakazchitse was a pity for giving me: I there have developed such remarkable original scheme(plan)). But to ask me still and to remove the text from a network... Mda...

I so consider(count): has written off(has copied), has given out another's for the - be able to recognize it, do(make) it openly or, at least, having got, be able to incur(carry) everything, that to you for it will be (if will be). I, for example, when studied, some times some works as which considered(counted) as silly formality, to hand over at all did not begin simply, have stated teachers the point of view on this canoe... Also has received the estimations: in pair cases it were "neudy", and more often - is excellent"(different"). When itself taught in high school, too tried to approach(suit) to students individually and performance/default by the person of those or other concrete works never considered(counted) as the defining(determining) factor for a final estimation, etc. Eventually, not in estimations business. And especially - not in victories over competitions of student's works, especially - not in lime victories.

Alina writes, that it is a shame to it(her). It means, that it(she) has gone in what against own aksiologicheskoj systems. Whether its(her) this case will lead to revision of the given system or - opposite - to its(her) strengthening? And how much(as far as) it depends on that, it(she) will get on lie or not?

32.
The more deeply in a wood, the more thickly and more impudently guerrillas...

The teacher - slushatelnitsa institute of improvement of professional skill of workers of formation(education) has come now. Has asked to type(collect) to it(her) the title page and one more page for " a qualifying material on reception of the top skills on correctional pedagogics ". I have typed(collected), and as I know, that requirements to registration of works in different high schools different, I ask: " the Font, the sizes, fields? "

It(She) answers (attention...):

- Well, the font is on your discretion, and here fields it is not necessary...

- How, - I speak, - it is not necessary At all?

- Absolutely, - speaks, - Make in general without fields...

Well, I understand, that it(she), for certain, means at all that speaks, but in fact it(she) was going to receive the top skills as the worker of formation(education)!

I also have made to it(her) absolutely without fields. It(she) as zaprichitaet:

- Oh, but white... White from edges(territories) it would be necessary to leave, likely...

I specify:

- But you have told to make " in general without " fields?

- Well, yes, - speaks, - fields it is not necessary, and white leave slightly...

- And what, - I ask, - you mean fields?

- Well, it, - it(she) spends on a leaf(sheet) a finger a vertical straight line, - here, children in tetradkakh draw... And same adult work...

Ugu, to a market is not present, it is adult work... When to me will license for shooting?

33.
Flow, a sonorous song of a bear!.. It seems, I already start to love ours syurrealistichnykh readers and readers... In my sector now repair, we sit "on a visit" - without a grid, without the printer, etc. Today has gone to neighbours: it was necessary to unpack(print out) some chicken-feed... Observed the following: the girl has asked the employee to type(collect) the title page of course work, has given the hand-written sample where dark blue on white by Russian it has been written: "... A speciality « the Finance and circles » " (Sic!).

Squares and pizdets. Even I shall not make comments.

34.
The present(true) idiot came. To us it(him) have sent from the public center of the legal information where it(he) has got already all. podarochek, a pancake...

The muzhik with a heap of any bags and string-bags and, strange rotating eyes comes, asks:

- You to me could not tell, where I can learn(find out) the suffrage of the United Nations?

- Кх'a... That is?..

- Well, I wish to stand for the United Nations. You saw, what they do(make)? And I know, how it is necessary to do(make). At me all projects are.

- Mm... The matter is that in the United Nations the countries, instead of persons consist. They are presented, certainly, people, but these people do not select(elect), them appoint(nominate).

- And who appoints(nominates)?

- The state... I.e., who exactly in Russia it does(makes), I do not know, but I assume, that either the president, or Minister for Foreign Affairs.

- So... - the muzhik has reflected and has scratched turnip. - and Sergey Mironov cannot appoint(nominate) me there?

I stormozil also have asked, who such Sergey Mironov.

- Well, as! Same the most important person in our country - chairman of the upper chamber... It(He) cannot order to the president or minister that me have appointed(nominated)?

- No, - I speak, - cannot. Besides the person tempted in political affairs, the expert on international law international law can be appointed(nominated) to similar places, etc. you only know?

And here the idiot has finished me:

- And I can stand for UNESCO? Or in the Council of Europe?

35.
Not a secret, that these I of a note are popular enough in a network. Sometimes I trace on spajlogu, from what sites to me come. Often it are forums on which links on "bidiot.log" or "peapl.aut" are accompanied by rough discussions of the most various character. At times me for these records, and the main thing - for conclusions by which I do(make), strongly abuse, obinyaya in absence "intelegentnosti" (sic), for example... At times readers agree with me and even sympathize, and recently I have met at one forum absolutely magnificent comment to bidiot.log'у - the person has written: " Looking at illiteracy nynishnej youth, me it is terrible for buduyushchee ".

Pancake even if to it(him) it is terrible...

36.
Result(Bring) from a department of the humanities of the old man with a piece of paper in a hand and speak: " Denis, we, here, could not at ourselves in the catalogue find... Perhaps, you on the Internet look? "

I take from the old man a piece of paper, there it is written: " Esfiri, Chapter(Head) 9 ".

- Well, - I speak, - And what you cannot find - the Bible?

- Oh, - speak - And it that - the Bible?

And I, here, think: when at schools and high schools will start to teach normally the literature, history of religion, cultural science?

37.
Sitting at one of computers of sector the girl reads "Instructions for use", varies on behalf of and scaredly calls me. I approach(suit). It(she) speaks:

- Oh, and at you here it is written, that users autocratically cannot establish(install) programs and that infringers lose the right of use... Oh... And so it was necessary to me, I did not know... Forgive, please, I here to you Altavistu have established(installed)...

- What have you established(installed)? - I speak. And itself I think: Altavista, whether that, now, similarly to Yahoo! And to a Yandex, any "bar" suggests to put in an explorer? I look at the screen - any bars, like... And the girl, pomyavshis minute one and a half, explains:

- I at you on the Internet have looked - Altavisty was not present... Here... Well, and I had to establish(install) it(her) manually...

poluminutnoe investigation has cleared a situation. It appears, having looked for a line www.altavista.com in history of an address line of a browser and not having found it(her) there, the girl has dared to type(collect) url from the keyboard. After a while doubts have started to gnaw it(her) - whether such behaviour from its(her) party(side) is admissible? - and it(she), just in case, has decided to re-read rules where subtracted(deducted) about tabu on autocratic installation of programs. Feeling, that is under threat of lifelong deprivation of the right of use by our services, the fair girl, nevertheless, has solved soznatsya in the crime... Both the laughter, and a sin as I repeatedly already, apparently, here spoke or, at least, thought...

38.
The girl very long writes the letter in the interface of on-line post service. While writes, its(her) session (probably, because of neaktivnosti) stops, and when it(she) presses button " Send ", instead of long-awaited " Your message has been submited ", sees the request zaloginitsya. Presses on "Back" - kher - the text of the letter is lost. Addresses to me, asks " to return the letter ". I speak, that supposedly everything, and I offer it(her) to be saved from similar henceforth, to write all over again the letter in the text editor, and then already loginitsya and through the buffer of an exchange the text in a body of the letter to throw. And there and then to it(her) three times successively in detail I show, how it to do(make).

- Have understood? - I ask.

- Yes, - speaks, - Only I so am not able. I am better still than times all all over again as usually, I shall try(taste).

Well, a pancake...

- That are you not able? - I ask.

- Well, here... That you have shown...

- Give, - I speak, - I still shall show time to you, and then will try(taste), and I shall look and I shall correct, if something not so...

- No, - speaks, - thanks... I all am equal so I can not...

Features, it is interesting, as it(her) in due time in general to read-write have learned... Heroic, probably, there were people...

39.
The employee has told.

Phone calls, it(she) lifts the receiver and hears:

- Hallo, hello. I can talk to the Internet?
rtunately has not found the original reference(link) where it is located. BUT it is very ridiculous.
Source http: // denisbooks.rema.ru/yatsutko/telegas/peaple.out.html

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