For what I have dismissed the secretary...

It happens 2 weeks ago in day of my fortieth anniversary. At breakfast neither the wife, nor children not that have not recollected that my birthday, but even have good morning forgotten to tell!

For work I have arrived we shall directly tell not in the best mood.

My secretary has met me a smile and words of congratulations, having added that it(she) has a surprise-gift for me. My mood has improved.

When time of a dinner has approached(suited), it(she) has glanced to me in a cabinet(study), having told, that as today my Birthday it(she) invites me to have dinner>> at any cosy restaurant. Weather was fine and we> have gone to country restaurant far away from curious colleagues.

After the second wine-glass of Martini it(she) has told, that in such day absolutely unessentially>>>>> to come back to work when we can spend time much more pleasantly. We have arrived to it(her) home. It(she) has poured in glasses of wine and has asked to wait while it(she) will change clothes in something more to a right moment. It(she) has left in other room, and I have remained to wait.

In some minutes it(she) has entered bearing(carrying) a huge pie with candles, and for it(her) in a room our friends have become hollow singing KHeppi Bersdej my wife with children and some.

Dumbfounded I sat on a sofa... Absolutely naked!