- For some reason even very fragile girls break long enough?
- Possibly that at it(her) have terminated lomki it(her) it is necessary vmazat fair quantity(amount) of alcohol:)

Recent researches have shown, that:

10 % of women were engaged in sex in an hour after the first appointment

20 % of women were engaged in sex in unexpected places

36 % of women like to go stark naked

45 % of women prefer black men with blue eyes

46 % of women have tested analnyj sex

70 % of women prefer to be engaged in sex in the morning

80 % of women never were engaged in sex with other woman

90 % of women would like to borrow(occupy) in sex in a wood

99 % of women never were engaged in sex at office.

The conclusion . From the point of view of statistics, you have more than chances to borrow(occupy) analnym sex in the morning with the unfamiliar woman in a wood, than at yourself at office in the end of the working day.

Morals . What horse-radish to sit so long at office, all the same anything good from this will not leave...

Heart I give children
(Pedagogical experience of teacher-innovator Makaronenka)
Advice(Councils) to the future teachers, parents

1. For bad behaviour of the child it is not obligatory to put in a corner, it is possible to put simply to a wall.

2. If the child asks a question which you cannot answer - stand and hold the breath. The child will think, that you are dead and will leave.

3. What to not injure mentality of the child family scandals, lock it(him) for this time in a case is better.

4. If you want, that the child would learn to consider(count) more quickly, splashing it(him) after the priest, consider(count) in hearing is more often.

5. If the child speaks, that more so will not be, have in view of, that if will not be so will be in another way.

6. That it would be interesting to the child - punish its(his) each time in a new fashion.

7. Putting the child in a corner, remember, that to constant clients - the discount.

8. If the child has got out of hand, it(he) hardly can otbitsya from legs(foots).

9. Children - flowers of a life, therefore their constant satellites are pots.

10. If you cause in school because of the child of more than three times in a week upon termination of it(him,them) you as can ask school atestat about secondary education.

Letters on a theme: I love it(her), but...

... At it(her), a pancake, chute when it is necessary to rise in front of the TV. Spartak beats a foul shot in a match from a Torpedo, all on a platoon. The ball begins flight and everything, that I see,
It is it(her) zadnitsu before eyes, well for e...
Andrey, Moscow

... It(she) is simple has gone mad, when I once have risen earlier it(her) and have brought to it(her) a breakfast in bed. It(she) has told, that I supervise it(her), and as I in general could guess
To solve for it(her), that it(she) will eat for a breakfast...
Cyril, Ekaterinburg
... Everything, that mine - that it(her). I give it(her) nochnushku, and it(she) sleeps in my T-short. When to it(her) it is cold, it(she) puts on my woolen socks. It(she) steals my used
Razors, as new to it(her) too sharp. It(she) even carries mine semejki. I shall start to carry swimming trunks though I and cannot suffer(bear) them...
Vova, Astrakhan

... It(she) for all makes lists. What to do(make), whom to meet, to whom to call what to buy(purchase). Once, on prikolu, I have entered in the list "sex". Also that you
Think? Now, if in the list there is no this word, it(she) simply refuses sex...
Sasha, Peter

... As it(she) champs. I hear, how it(she) eats soup in the next room...
Borya, Rostov

... If in its(her) charming head any idea end will climb up is. When idea is spech a pie or even to go to holiday is still normally. But
When it(she) wishes to construct the house or to become pregnant, it is the end...
Sasha, Kiev

... My wife thinks, that everyone should be vegetarians. On a visit it(she) always asks people as those can eat cows and that these pork chops were
Once more cleverly their dogs...
Anton, Moscow

... Sometimes, boom, and it(she) the brunette. Yesterday I come home, and it(she) red. I, a pancake, at all do not know, what at it(her) natural color of hair...
Maxim, Novosibirsk

... It(she) cleans the teeth, but never goes to dental. Speaks, that of a pain is not afraid. Simply it(she) does not want, that any muzhik who has solved(decided) once to become(begin)
The dentist, thrust the hands to it(her) in a mouth...
Oleg, Moscow

... It(she) has ceased to shave legs(foots). Speaks, that wants, that people knew, that it(she) the natural blonde...
Victor, Yalta

... For some reason " half of its(her) bed " borrows(occupies) half of my half...
Andrey, Kazan

... mlya, its(her) night masks. You once saw the woman with green korkoj on the person(face) and black holes for nostrils? As you think, I can sleep, knowing, that with me
Beside such monster lays...
Phillip, Krasnoyarksk

... At my wife an allergy to all. Its(her) nose is always hammered. If I shall kiss its(her) mouth on a mouth it(she) will simply choke...
Alexey, Kiev

... As soon as I finish, it(she) at once starts to stir(chatter) about on what has stopped before sex. I only shall cast away on a pillow and here I hear: " … and I have defrozen
Today that hen, and your mother called and asked to take away its(her) clothes for washing... "
Misha, Peter

... In a bed I for it(her) the teacher, the chief, the rescuer, the waiter, the sanitary technician, the cop. I want though times pobyt myself...
Vova, Ekaterinburg

... It(she) carries sergi in the form of a bee. Once it(she) has left them on a bedside-table and I tried to beat their newspaper. Terrible pieces...
Nikolay, Moscow

... It(she) takes these serials too to heart. When I come home, it(she) all in tears because any hero has died. Or it(she) is upset, that
Any nonexistent the man changes to the nonexistent woman...
Denis, Odessa

... It(she) never buys anything at a discount or in cheap shops. It(she) thinks, that they are too populous and for plebeians. It(she) does not look at all on
Special offers, well can only when it is necessary to buy(purchase) a gift to my mum...
Evgenie, Kharkov

... Me enrages, that all children on this planet are similar to me...
Sergey, Moscow

... The wife also three daughters are four women in my house. At someone always is PMS...
Peter, Moscow

... As at us five children, at me even are not present time to complain of my wife, I am simple it(her) I do not notice...