The woman at the wheel:))

The woman at the wheel:))
Usually I protect a subject. And in this case to me it(him) it is direct it is a pity. But it is ridiculous (has sent the colleague):

The saga About the Woman At the wheel. From the man's person(face), essessno.

It would be desirable to begin according to: " skolo time repeated to the World ", but actually all has begun with a call on phone, from which the wife has told to me that its(her) girlfriend (name Lyuba we shall not mention) today became happy obladatelnetsej newcomer Fiata "Punto", and that we are invited to "action".
On "action" everyone at "wheelbarrow" "was noted": have got(started), were passed, glasses have wiped and have given a signal.

The thunder has burst in a week when on road from work my mobile phone a voice sobring Lyubashki has told to me, that it(she) has broken the machine(car). At what as it(she) was expressed, into smithereens. On my question, that, has actually occured(happened), Lyubashka "has killed" me argument: " Even protection of the bottom has come off ". I not nervously smoke the first year, when "мастеры-felt-tip pens" "prepare" my "swallow" in car-care center.
But, to admit, never heard about a such unknown detail, as " protection of the bottom ". To fall in a dirt the person(face) and to undersign for own autoilliteracy it was simply inadmissible! Curiosity has overcome weariness, and I " nichtozhe sumnyashesya " have informed, that now I shall arrive " to estimate(appreciate) damage ". Passing past lyubkinogo an entrance, I have paid attention, that externally "Pugovka" as lyubovno the girl-friend of the wife new "carriage" has christened, looks(appears) still novee, than was one week ago.

It was not last surprise for that evening. Having informed once again, that that detail which it(she) has lost refers to " protection of the bottom ", zarevannaya the blonde has opened a luggage carrier and has given intrigued to me an opportunity to take pleasure in a kind of the MANHOLE which is based in the machine(car) at Lyubki. On mine a shy question as it was, me the following has been told literally: " Meal, means, meal. Suddenly "Bukh". Probably, into a hummock has driven. I - on brakes. There is, and it(she), protection, that is, lays beside. Muzhiks any have stopped.
I have complained to them, and they have told to me, that this detail in the machine(car) the most important, and that without it(her) to go extremely dangerously. Have helped(assisted) to ship it(her) in a luggage carrier and have advised to go to service (40 km at o'clock, the right number(line), with "avarijkoj"). " Its(her) All tirade from time to time interrupted vskhlipyvaniyami and my attempts to constrain a laughter. But also it yet all.
The oiled mechanic from car-care center, having listened Lyubashkinu tearful itoriyu and wiping hands not less oiled rags, has told to the girlfriend, that muzhiks on road are absolutely right, for there is no in the machine(car) of a detail of more important, than " a protection of the bottom ". But repair the machine(car) it(he) cannot, as at present at it(him) is not present..... Listen closely(attentively): " Link sided samorezov ЛСС416/53 "455674/546388/Bis" (to whom it is interesting, I can give a piece of paper which the compassionate mechanic presented Lyubashke that that has not forgotten which samorezy were necessary to it(him)).

Yes the dear reader for forces to constrain a laughter at me will forgive me was not, and, so, I can not tell to you, that the seller of shop of autospare parts has told. And Lyubka there at once also has gone. And as though you have acted(arrived) on my place? At me mind(wit) has sufficed only on asking Lyubku to bring the hatch on a place.

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