I was happy! I met the girlfriend the whole year and in the end we have solved
To get married. Parents helped us any ways, friends supported(maintained) us.
And the girlfriend? The girlfriend was simply a fairy tale!

Unique thing which confused me is its(her) younger sister. To it was
20 years, and it(she) put on miniskirts and fitting T-shirts with greater(big)
vyrezami. It(she) always bent down, when was near me, and showed
The shorts. I am assured, that it was not accident as it did not do(make)
Such it is more before anybody.

In one fine day its(her) sister has called to me and has asked, that I
Has come and has looked on wedding invitations. When I have come, it(she) was
One. It(she) to me has told, that I am fast shall be married, but it(she) has feelings and
Desires to me which it(she) not in forces to overcome. It) has told, that wants
To make love to me only once before I shall get married. I was
It is awfully surprised and did not know what to answer.

It(She) has told: " I rise upward, and you if you want, simply rise
To me also take me ". I have been shocked. I have fallen asleep in surprise, while it(she)
Rose on stupenkam. When it(she) has risen upward, it(she) has removed(has taken off) shorts
Also has thrown them to me. I postoyal a little, then was developed(unwrapped) and has directed
Straight to an entrance door. Has opened a door, has left the house and has directed
To the machine(car). My future father-in-law stood in the street, with tears on eyes
It(He) has embraced me and has told: " We are very glad, that you have passed(have taken place) our small
testik. Now we precisely know, that are not present more suitable muzhshchiny for
Our daughter! Welcome in our family! "

Morals of the story: Always leave condoms in the machine(car)...