To watch(keep up) it is necessary behind language, especially if you know, that nobody sees you,
But it is excellent(different) слышат:-).
How much(As far as) I remember - the third rate. Laboratory on the physicist(physics) of a firm body, is more concrete - spectroscopy. The task - to receive spectra, for this purpose the photographic plate was used - the glass plate from one of which parties(sides) is put(rendered) fotoemulsiya. This photographic plate was necessary for charging in the cartridge, and fotoemulsiya should be directed to the certain party(side) to define(determine) where fotoemulsiya - it was necessary to concern(touch) accurately with a tip of language of a corner of a photographic plate - the sticky party(side) just and was fotoemulsiej. This action (zaryazhanie cartridges) occured(happened) in dark zakutke, located directly in a cabinet(study), and came there groups, that is three persons together do(make) to a lab - together and into a room come, though it is quite enough one person. And so, I and two mine odnogrupnitsy (be not surprised is on fizfake and weak пол:-)) we are locked in it(this) zakutke, we switch off light, thus our two odnogrupnika sit in two meters from us at a partition (one of them-
The then boyfriend - already the husband - one of mine naparnits) and all perfectly hear. Operation the elementary - but have entrusted its(her) girls to me. Stage by stage - you get a plate from a bag, you check on language, you insert into the cartridge, you close it(her), then it is possible to include light. So, two girls (1 and 2 - without names;-) and). We come, we switch off light. I am silent, in the beginning because to speak there is nothing, and then because could not speak any more - was afraid to burst out laughing and break a plate. Retorts of girls:

1 - Well you have taken out?
I - Was not present.
2 - Well has taken out at last?
I - was not present (there were problems with raskryvaniem a bag)
1 - well you are fast you it(her) will get?
I - all
1 - now lick!
I-:-) am silent)
2 - well you have inserted?
I - ZH-) (but while I suffer(bear))
2 - Insert more likely, how many it is possible to suffer(bear)?
I - ZH-)))) (but while I am was insolent(keep))
2 - HAS INSERTED?
I - ugu ZH-))))
2 - Well thank God, at last you have terminated, dress it(her).
(In general that the cartridge close, instead of одевают:-))) can it(she) had in view of-
Dress a plate in the cartridge?)

Light is lit and I weigh red and sweaty (red from torn outside
Laughter, sweaty - it is stuffy there втроем:-)) I throw out from this zakutka and I see
ofigevshuyu a physiognomy of the groom of one of mine naparnits (1). After that I am simple
I start diko to neigh, the partner of the groom too, the teacher is silent, but
Too it is visible hardly constrains эмоции:-).

We then with guys have explained to girls that to what - and laughed already
Together. It is good, that at my friend good sense of humour-th it(he) thought me
убъет:-)))))