radio fan

The radio fan

Though our applicant for the Darvinian premium of 1997 was not lost (this time), it is expected, that in the near future it(he) nevertheless will amuse public with details of the next trick.
This person which surname for the clear reasons we do not name, after accident has received serious damages, and to it(him) have suggested to fill an application form on reception of the insurance.
In the column " the reason of accident " it(he) has written: " miscalculations in calculations ". When the insurance company has addressed to it(him,them) once again and has asked to give the additional information, here that it(he) has answered:

" … you with the letter have written, that I have in more detail explained an event. I believe, that details given by me will be settling(exhausting,exhaustive). I the radio fan, and that day when to me there was an accident, I worked one in the top part of my new 25-meter radio tower. When I have finished the work has found out, that during the rises on a tower put(rendered) there almost
_полторы hundreds кг_ the various tool and the equipment. Instead of taking down(demolishing) downwards already not the necessary tools in hands, I have decided to lower them downwards in a small keg, using thus the block which as it is impossible by the way, together with elevating lebedkoj has been attached to a column near a tower. Having fixed a cord on the ground, I have got on a tower and have shipped tools and materials in a flank. Then I have gone down downwards and have untied a cord, strong holding it(her) in hands in hope gradually to lower(omit) a cargo. As I have already written in section 11 " the Report on accident ", I weigh only _70_ kg. Because of the sharp push which has found me unawares and suddenly vznesshego of me in air, I strongly was frightened and have forgotten to release(let off) a cord. It is not necessary, probably, and to speak that for enough big speed has incurred(carried) me to the top part of a tower. Somewhere at height of 12 meters I have collided(faced) with falling downwards bochkoj. It(this) my damaged(injured) skull and klyuchitsa speaks. It is a little having braked after that, I have continued the rise further, not stopping until fingers of my right hand have not got deeply between the block and a cord. Fortunately, by this time I have come to the senses and could be kept for a cord, despite of an intolerable pain. Somewhere during same time the keg with the tool has hit about the ground and at it(him) the bottom has fallen off. As soon as the tool has dropped out, the keg began to weigh about 9 kg. I once again refer to section 11 where it is specified _мой вес_. As you can present yourselves, I have started to fall quickly downwards from a tower. At height about 12 meters I have again collided(faced) with bochkoj, rising upwards. It has led to crises of two my anklebones and wounds on legs(foots) and the bottom part of a body. Collision with bochkoj has noticeably enough braked my falling to not receive stronger damages at falling on a heap of the tool — fortunately, has bursted only three pozvonka. I would not like to speak about the further, but when I, laying on a heap of metal and feeling of the strongest pain, have looked on empty to a flank in 25 meters it is necessary me has lost consciousness. The cord has dropped out of my hands and … "

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