Pigs

In the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation there is a remarkable order №220 " About fastening territory
On divisions "...
So, the application(statement) comes to one of departments of linear militia on transport, that from the car of a train was gone fifty alive pigs.
As loss was found out in some days on terminal station, and to operas next "wood-grouse" well is completely not necessary, " as a result of the lead operatively-search actions has been established(installed), that, according to the information(inquiry) of the veterinary, pigs jumped from the car for the length exceeding 2 meters ", and therefore, according to(agree) vysheupomyanutomu to the order, the material has been directed on territorialnosti " to children(guys) on the ground ".
In turn, "children(guys)", it is a lot of been surprised with impudence linejshchikov, have found 2 "eyewitnesses" who saw how pigs "wedge" have entered into waters of gulf of Finland and have floated aside Kronstadt. A material have forwarded to Kronstadt where, as a result of next "actions", it has been established(installed), that pigs to Kronstadt did not come. A material have transferred(transmitted) in water militia... Unfortunate water-transport workers, having realized, that have made them "extreme", have found ... A yacht, which crew "saw", how a jamb of pigs, having replaced a rate, has floated aside Finland. Vosposledoval inquiry in consulate of Finland: whether " our pigs came to you? "
The stunned Finns officially declare, that no pigs on territory of Finland arrived... The Exhausted water-transport workers write in otkaznom
Material: " In connection with observed **. **.98 excitement on gulf of Finland, estimated(appreciated) in 2 points, PIGS TO RECOGNIZE as VICTIMS In STRUGGLE AGAINST ELEMENTS "...
The material has been handed over in archive...