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Magazine of the Air Forces of the USA


In the American Air Forces pilots and mechanics often communicate through records
In the log. After flight
The pilot writes down the found out malfunctions, the mechanic reacts
On them also does(makes) record about the done work.
Sometimes it looks(appears) approximately so:
Inquiry: the Left internal wheel of the core the chassis almost demands replacement.
The answer: the Left internal wheel of the core the chassis is almost replaced.

Z.: Test flight has passed(has taken place) about " kej, but the autopilot works hardly.
O.: Hа this plane the autopilot is not established(installed).

Z.: Something does not suffice in a cockpit.
O.: To become attached it is necessary.

Z.: the Autopilot in a mode of horizontal flight shows decrease(reduction)
20 meters a second!
O.: Hе I can reproduce it on the ground.

Z.: Dead(Sickly) bugs on a windshield.
O.: We have already ordered fresh.

Z.: In headphones improbable noise!
O.: Noise are finished to more probable.

Z.: Knock in a cockpit, as though the little man molotochkom.
O.: Molotochek from the little man have taken away.

Z.: it is a lot of flies in interior.
O.: Flies are counted - the quantity(amount) corresponds(meets).

Z.: the Cockpit dirty - for pigs is not necessary!
O.: the Cockpit is washed up - pigs suits.

Z.: Hа to a control panel three cockroaches are noticed.
O.: One is killed, one is wounded, one managed to leave.

Z.: At captain Evans leaks a branch pipe.
O.: Without comments.
 

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