To the dropped out snow it is devoted...

To the dropped out snow it is devoted...

From a diary of the Canadian emigrant:
15th August.
Here we and in Canada!!! I am fascinated by this country! Here it is delightful!
Mountains so prerasny. With impatience I wait, when I shall see their covered by a snow.
14th October.
KANADA! This most wonderful place on the ground! Leaves on trees have turned yellow
Also have got all shades of a spectrum, from red up to orange. Yesterday
Has made a fascinating trip for city, in a countryside.
You will not believe! Saw wild deers! On will, they so are beautiful
Also are graceful. Really it is the most charming animals on a planet.
Well simply pretty girls! No, here really paradise!
11th November.
Soon the season of hunting for deers opens. It is awful! I can not to myself
To present, that at whom that can rise a hand on this(thus) lovely, harmless
Creation. Any day we expect a snow. Here it is pleasant to me!
2th December.
At last that! The snow This night has dropped out. HURRAH!!! Having woken up to morning, we
Have found out a charming picture behind a window. All is covered snow-white,
Fluffy coverlet. A kind, as on a surprising christmas card!
I am admired! We with the wife have joyfully run out from the house, and bystrenko having cleared
Porch and parking before the house, we with a laughter began to throw snowballs.
(I have won). Suddenly the snowplow has passed by us, having filled up all
Parking a snow. But it I have not upset us, and bystrenko otkidal a snow
Back. As here it is good! I love Canada!
12th December.
This night the snow has again dropped out. The snowplow has repeated the trick
Also has filled up a parking.
19th December.
Again there was a snow at this night. I and could not clear a parking and leave
For work. Here it is certainly magnificent, but I have already grown weak, constantly
Clearing a parking from a snow. An idiotic snowplow!
22th December.
Again this white nasty thing at night fell! I have earned bloody voldyri
On hands and a constant pain in a waist, from infinite cleaning a snow.
Such impression, that this woodpecker on a snowplow is hidden behind a corner
And only also waits when I otkidayu a snow from a parking. The ASS!!!
25th December.
MERRI FAKEN KRISMAS! Again this grebanyj a snow!!! If only to reach
Up to a throat of that son of a bitch, which on a snowplow. I swear, has strangled
The ugly creature!!! And then, why urban services not rassypayut salt on
Ice-covered roads? Yesterday went and it was not killed nearly nakh.
27th December.
At night this white shit has again dropped out!!! The third day I sit at home, for
Exception of sorties for clearing a parking after a snowplow.
I can not get out anywhere. The machine(car) has disappeared under mountain of this white rubbish!
And as it is brutally cold! The muzhik from a bureau of the forecast on a box promises
20 more centimeters of a white shit at this night. The GOAT!!! And you know, how many
Shovels of a snow these(it) will make of 20 centimeters???
28th December.
This condom from a bureau of forecasts was mistaken! 50 centimeters have dropped out. Similar,
This... ky the snow will not thaw till the summer. The snowplow has got stuck near
Our house, and this mudak the driver has come running to us with the request to borrow(lend)
Shovel. I have told to it(him), that have broken six shovels, throwing back that white dung,
With which it(he) filled up our parking, and now I shall break the seventh about it(him)
Mutton bashku.
4th January.
Today at last that has got out from the house!!! Has gone to shop to buy(purchase) kharchej.
And here, on a return way this cattle - a deer and rasshibaet takes off on road
Hoofs all peredok machines(cars). Damage on three thousand dollars!!! Well why
govnyuki hunters not poubivali these(it) paskud in November? These creatures (deers)
Everywhere and everywhere. That them would break off, mongrels!
3th May.
Has brought the machine(car) to a workshop. You will not believe, but this lokhanka was in time
To rust at all, from salt which goats from urban services strewed
On roads.
10th May.
All! I leave for Florida. I can not present myself, that somebody,
Being in sensible mind, will wish to live in this grebanoj to Canada!

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