The woman at the wheel:))

THE BOOK OF SEXUAL REVELATIONS

(Alexey Vinogradov, the journalist, conducted ten years a marriage heading in the newspaper)

*... I in village in a disco have got acquainted with the guy at whom all teeth, present, grow every which way. But when it kissed, they it is pleasant shchekotili my lips (the girl, 17 years).

*... I was deprived of innocence by 22 times. The secret in it is not present any. It is necessary to wait the beginnings of critical days and suddenly to concede to the guy. Thus it is necessary as it is possible to shout more loudly, differently will not promise, that marry (the girl, 24 years).

*... I loved the tractor operator, the mechanic, the teacher and the agriculturist. And result one - one and three children. From everyone on one child, except the teacher. It has arrived to our village with a suitcase of condoms and as they have come to an end, has left back in a city (the woman, 38 years).

*... It was for a long time. To me was then 14 years. At school I was one of the best schoolgirls. All teachers treated kindly me, and schoolmates simply loved. From love to me they always tried to make laugh me at lessons. Once at a lesson of German language on which at me was only "4" and "5" ' to a board have caused the girl with large sing. The girlfriend on a school desk nudges me and speaks: "Give we will count up, how many Ljudkinyh the priest will be located on a school board". As I inflated cheeks not to laugh ' laughter was pulled out desperate, and me have expelled from a class (the woman ' 50 years).

*... My seven-year son himself has saved up money and has presented to the neighbour's six-summer girl female linings. Her mother is more with me does not greet (the woman, 31 year).

*... In a life always there is a place to a feat. The good officer should find out in time this place, avoids it and strike to the opponent blow from other flank. For now you still the cadet of military institute it is better not to search at all for an adventure on knee-bend bodies (the guy, 21 year).

*... We sat on apartment at one guy. Us was 10 guys and little girls who, fairly having drunk, have decided to arrange competition on the best breast! We, children, were in roles of spectators and jury. Long could not solve, to whom to award the main prize. But after long disputes nevertheless have solved and have chosen. We have photographed the winner "poljaroidom". Also is on what to look (the guy, 19 years).

*... I have casually seen at the brother of the letter of gay persons, cut to it on sopatke, and have rescued its bum from a shame (the guy, 17 years).

*... Still director Shukshin in a film "the Guelder-rose red" wished to dissolve debauchery in the city of Belozerske. There have passed years, and on all our city two gay persons, the aged lesbian and one married couple to which has nobody to be confused. Here they also sleep three together with a video player (the man, 27 years).

*... It is not known, from whom the pregnant woman, but has come with threats to me home. I have answered it: "Cowards it was necessary a wire primatyvat" (the man, 33 years).

*... As the doctor the traumatologist I wish to warn, that mass reductions of pensioners from the basic manufactures and the set instead of them young workers can lead to sharp growth of erotic traumas at the enterprises. Excuse for an example, but only chesanie men of round parts of the body for 40 percent reduces attention, care in an operating time, that, naturally, conducts to the raised traumatism. Physicians have noticed for a long time, that this undesirable chesanie at men passes with the years, therefore pensioners in this respect behave in working hours more cautiously that you will not tell about young workers.

*... Whether it is valid all women now are anxious by linings? Whether there were in a city usual women in simple cowards? (The man, 38 years).

*... When the man removes from me a bra, I, checking its mental faculties, always I ask: what for it does it? You try to ask it about it, and will see these goggle on you silly eyes. I was bothered with type explanations "itself know" or type "itself I do not know". I such stupid to a body do not suppose. I love long and detailed explanations (the girl, 27 years).

*... Has received an unforgettable adventure: has very much got drunk on birthday and it was gave to the cadet in the street, on an overcoat which laid on the earth. I remember nothing, but, judging by epaulets, it was not the officer, and the cadet. As he, at employment by love, constantly looked back on the parties - as if wished to salute passing by officers and generals in time.

*... The very first feeling at me has arisen in pioneer camp. I was 12 years old. It was in day of the Neptune. It has pushed me in clothes in water. And when I have got out all wet, have understood, that I love (the woman, 27 years).

*... To me has bothered to walk with one guy, and I to it have told, that I will not walk with it any more. It on me has become angry and began to call, and has then come at night and nasral to us under vhodnoju a door two heaps. Mum was surprised, that such small and so has much piled, and has forbidden me to be on friendly terms with it (the girl, 14 years).

*... Has brought on itself 14 bottles of vodka. Has told, that for bravery. I hardly could banish it, so rashrabrilsja (the woman, 32 years).

*... Publish results of my personal observations. Men till 25 years speak at orgazme: "I finish". With 26 till 35 years: "Everything, I finish". With 36 till 45 years: "Everything, has come to an end" (the woman, 31 year).

*... And the truth that there is a sign: if on wedding the witness gets drunk before the groom at a newly-married couple of the first the girl will be born? (The girl, 16 years).

*... My guy has returned from army, and declares, that it is necessary to check up before wedding at the doctor my virginity. I cried and took offence, but he has insisted on the, and we have gone to the doctor. It to come into an office was ashamed. I have explained vrachihe an essence of a subject and admitted to it, that at me was once with one man. The doctor has laughed and speaks: "Once it is not considered". Has called from a corridor of the guy and declared to it my innocence (the girl, 22 years).

*... Once I have overslept not with that girl, and on me small shameful insects who to me have advised to deduce in the old antiquated way were got. It was necessary to smear three times between feet kerosene, to run round a table for 10 minutes, and then to wash off - very much it was burnt down. I have fairly born this painful procedure, but deduce these "animals" could not. It was necessary to go all the same to the doctor who very loudly over me laughed: "it is still good, that you only smeared and round a table ran, one my patient after kerosene to set fire has guessed (the guy, 27 years).

*... I have become interested in nonconventional kinds of sex, in particular, I am interested in masochistic sex. But in a city it is not enough in it understand, not understanding delights mazohizma. It seems to them, that masochists simply burn and clap in a soft place. This too narrow understanding of a problem. It is necessary to promise to the woman a gentle pain from humiliation and not to frighten away violence. Probably, I long express thought, but such the thought has turned out. Instead of will understand, let bite elbows. Sadists on roads do not roll (the guy, 24 years).

*... The soldier who are passing now service in a tank part writes to you. In the tank to have sex I already tried. Understand, that it is not enough place, inconveniently, but it is possible to shout from pleasure, not being concealed. Through the reservation groans are suppressed. In general, deafly as in the tank (the guy, 19 years).

*... The majority of guys become gay persons not from nature errors, and simply can be allocated with nothing more on a life - here and use a bum, as last argument (the guy, 25 years).

*... It also has enticed me the letter in far small town. I to it went with all heart, and he has met me severely, with podkovykami and competitions. Ordered, as in one national fairy tale, the dough zamesit and pies to bake, and there he will look and will think... I have taken offence, but have made to it the favourite pies. He was delighted, that I to it suit. And I in revenge give it the task: that has gone to a case and has put on in decent clothes as Ivan-tsarevitch, and that goes round me to lathing and orders. He was rumpled and admitted, that it is better than clothes at it is not present. I have called it Leshim, let chokes with my pies, and have left home. It is necessary to men to be more modest from periphery and not pytat than women from a city empty competitions. It is insulting (the woman, 55 years).

*... I have gone with the girlfriend on birthday to one guy. There also there was my first love affair. I was kissed by two boys. We danced "medljak", and he has kissed. And another saw off me and has frozen. He asked to warm its kiss. I have agreed, but it was a little warmed and began to embrace me, and I have escaped home. I am More than these children did not see, but never I will forget the first love. It was for a long time - one year ago (the girl, 14 years).

*... I spied upon the younger brother as he trained on our sheep-dog to speak in love. It has planted a dog on command to "sit", and itself has risen before it on one knee and the beginnings: "Light, I love you and I can not". In general, the dog has not sustained: at it ears have drooped, it has put the tail between the legs and has crept away from the brother under a sofa. And Light the explanation of my brother, probably, was pleasant more. It goes the second month somewhere in the evenings and comes back joyful (the girl, 21 year).

*... I have arrived on a visit on the small historical native land - to village. Has recollected the first love. Has asked about it mother. She zaprichitala also says, that about ten years ago "my first love" has got drunk once again and has choked in a pool - opposite to shop. There also has sunk by the morning. I wished to stay for a while in village two weeks, but have looked at this pool and in two days have left (the woman, 44 years).

*... We with sister took out dust and have seen two pederasts. They like a dog celebrated the needs. Having seen us, top has jumped aside, and bottom has raised a howl from affliction. We have thrown in it a garbage can and have escaped (the girl, 19 years).

*... The wife of my native brother has got a reasonable order in a family. The husband all salary - the wife. And ' it is natural ' is in great need in pocket money. The spouse has met it. It is very sexual, and the husband tries to slip away from it. But for pocket money at the spouse the potentiality raises. Put an alarm clock. Rouble - for every minute sex. The brother of more than three times in a week on 10 roubles cannot earn. And his wife speaks to me: "I and for the additive have not regretted any money" (the woman ' 34 years).

*... We had a romantic evening at candles, and my former guy, the fool, took and has for fun eaten a candle. The patient any! I was frightened and have stopped loving it (the girl, 17 years).

*... Once I in pionerlagere have fallen in love with the leader. It was very beautiful. Wrote it notes and sent with girlfriends. Once I have put on more sexually and have gone on a beach. Suddenly he has seen and has grown fond of me. When he has grown fond ' of his face became ugly ' and I have thrown it (the girl ' 14 years).

*... I very strongly love one man, but it for 16 years is more senior me. That it is married, I am done not touched, all the same with the wife at it already old and they, think, together only the TV look (the girl, 19 years).

*... Has got tired of loneliness and I do not trust in love. Really does not remain the knight is not more senior 13 years with which it is possible to love to a coffin or simply to be on friendly terms? (The girl ' 11 years).

*... I climbed on a rope, and we fizruk looked from below. And suddenly I have understood, that he loves me and waits, that I have fallen. I have released hands, and it has caught me hurriedly. It was unforgettable sensation. But he not has understood all. I tried to fall on it from bars, from rings, from the Swedish wall (the girl, 17 years).

*... I the girl clever also have thought up how to make a fool of boys. If the little girl before the guy innocent wishes to pretend to be, it is necessary to do so: before sex the tampax where follows. He pomuchitsja also will understand ' that you the virgin. Zauvazhaet also can in marriage takes (the girl ' 19 years).

*... In our city appeared any jobless (by sight the vagabond). He responds to announcements of girls and women which search for sponsors or require material support. Appoints to the victims appointment ' comes and pours over beautifully dressed girl black oil from a glass jar. At us in teacher's college I know already three such girls whom it has poured and have escaped.

*... My girlfriend has answered three years ago the marriage announcement from one man-impotent man. They began to live together, and suddenly I learn, that they wait for the child. As it is all it is covered by a gloom. It the good engineer at combine. It is visible, has thought up any device (the woman, 36 years).

*... The most stray little girls study in teacher's colleges. Hardly for a breast you will be taken - the pregnant woman (the guy, 21 year).

*... These miniskirts with additional cuts have thought up in CIA. They prevent to concentrate to Russian muzhiks on work (the man, 31 year).

*... When I lived in village (till 1973), we had a rule: if the guy has invited the girl to drive on a motorcycle good all did not come to an end. I had a moped, and I carried maids on the nature. You will deliver in the evening far away from village, you will put off from a moped and you speak: "you Will give - I will carry home, you will not give - go on foot at the night of 10 kilometres across the field". Will cry - and all give (the man ' 50 years).

*... In our settlement of the girl "brake" ' and to go with them it is useless. All the same to walk will not want with anybody. We 8 Martha congratulated familiar little girls and pritesalis to them: for how many roubles they will sell to us the virginity? They bargained to one million dollars for everyone, we gave to them on 200 roubles. Were pinned, that to all of them it is equal in the summer to enter in a city the institute ' there them ' virgins ' will not register in a hostel. But anything at us did not leave (the guy ' 18 years).

*... I have got acquainted with the woman with two children and serious intentions and when has come to it on a visit, have counted three children. She zasmushchalas also has explained, that it is more at it than children is not present. But what can be belief after such deceit? (The man, 51 year).

*... We have tried on a bet with the little girl sex on snow. Anything good! The sea of thick clothes does not allow to get far. In general, any more we will not be also all we do not advise (the guy ' 22 years).

*... Our strict commanders yet do not know, that there is in each part a sacred place where it is possible to hide the hot little girl. It is a weapon room. At night the girl (or girls) you will let out. Well, understand (the soldier, 20 years).

*... I will tell about the "love" adventure. Has got acquainted under the letter with one woman and has agreed with it to meet at it. Has accepted on a breast (for bravery) and I call at its door. It to me does not open. I was knocked by hands, feet and sides and have beaten out to it on figs a door from loops. I fly in a hut, and in it - anybody. I have looked at a laying door and have read apartment number. Instead of 22 I was by mistake knocked on 26 apartment (the man, 31 year).

*... In a disco my acquaintance was pinned to all with a question: "How to pass in a venereal disease dispensary?" And a month later I there have happened upon it and I ask for a trick: "How to pass on a disco?" (The guy, 18 years).

*... On the first appointment to the man do not demand from it all ' do not insist on gravity of the future relations, do not strain its material and housing problems. Remember ' that it still while simply man, instead of your future husband.

*... Once has run into the masochist: has asked to quilt its belt, to beat on the person, to burn, abuse last words. Did not wish it to do. I the person peaceful, but cannot give up to women. In half a year has flown on sadistku. Suddenly it has broken through: nahlestala me on cheeks. I have become stupid. The intelligent woman! Then long apologised. I not that that have taken offence, and simply have not come any more. Sexual deviations can and draw, raise lust ' yes only is uninteresting to face them in a life - boringly.

Now I am afraid and always attentively I observe of women. Especially ' when they are raised. After all will cut sometime an axe ' really. Or itself in prison you will ring out (the man ' 35 years).

*... What love affairs can be at such salary? Feet still I move and it is glad to that though on 3 thousand a month give (the man, 38 years).

*... We have picked up from this woman lobkovyh grasshoppers and long suffered. Deduced them dihlofosom (guys, 19 and 19 years).

*... I have somehow drunk on hundred gramme with the neigbour in a summer residence - the lonely young woman, and she with podnachkoj and has offered me: I help to dig its potato, and it for it is given to me in a country house. I have dug out and have collected a potato for one hour, having set up thus an absolute record of area on high-speed cleaning of a potato. Even the potato combine could not overtake me this day. But I so have got tired, that two hours unsuccessfully tried to persuade in a country house to rise "traitor" and to seize the neigbour. Could not. It, of course, has given to following days off to me dolzhok. But I consider, that it is not enough. Judging by my experience, for kopku potatoes women should pay off some times (the man, 34 years).

*... I have got acquainted under the announcement with one girl. Has written it the letter (on passport number) ' where has specified the home telephone number. In five days she has called me, and we have agreed with it to meet at a monument to Vereschagin at 8 o'clock in the evening. That she has learnt me, she ordered to hold to me in hands of 5 dollars. I say to it, that I will better come with a newspaper in hands. She has objected me, that during such time there such heap of the people meets newspapers in hands that we can get confused and not meet. There is nothing. Has bought in point five dollars and I stand with them on appointment. Exactly in eight the company of children approaches to me. One approaches to me and asks: whether I here with "five" stand? What to open - it at me it is direct in hands. The guy has snatched out dollars and has run to catch up with the company. I from surprise and to shout was not in time. So has stood a little more with empty hands and has gone home. This girl never is More to me called. And newspapers at this monument of really many pairs meets. But with dollars there was only I (the student ' 24 years).

*... I write to you ' as last teetotal muzhik from far rural area ' the owner of a word and business. Help! At once I will tell: the woman, but not in stockings, and with heart ' conscience and soul (the man ' age elderly) is necessary.

*... In sixteen years I have got drunk on the bottom a birth and declared myself directly behind a celebratory table Great Defloratorom. Girls have very much become interested at once in me and have started to look at me. I rashrabrilsja also have drunk still a glass of vodka and more anything this evening did not remember. To me in the morning before school the friend has run and on a secret has told, that I ostensibly "defloriroval" eight little girls from our class and now I should pay in it the Big Alimony. I was frightened also two months did not go to school... But it has then appeared, that all this evening was not so. I have simply got a condom from a pocket and have started to put on it behind a table to the cat a head, but it has escaped from me under a bed. I have got there, and there have fallen asleep, and visitors dogulivali already without me and laughed, that I under a bed make love to a cat (the guy, 23 years).

*... In the first month of service in army to recruits it is especially heavy also they write to the little girls tearful touching letters, but grandfathers select these letters and force young soldiers to wipe them something in a toilet. But there passes year, and all matured soldiers understand, that them correctly forced it to do. By this time the majority of soldier's little girls other soldiers who have become by grandfathers already marry other guys, and already, force recruits to heat the maiden photos in toilet bowls that then boys were not hung up from unfortunate love. So my council to young soldiers: you leave in army, pull off and forget, she all the same you will not wait (the soldier, a demobilisation, 20 years).

*... I am a married man. I wish to have the mistress. It is safe: I live in rural area, and we do not have still AIDS. And never will be. To it "not to climb through" through these blockages. With such man it is possible not being protected to have sex (the man ' age in a secret).

*... Me it is simple zadolbali in newspapers of the announcement from young boys who search for itself for teachers of love. To twenty such announcements in a week print. Though somewhere at maternity home would organise it any paid courses for men where they could study in "love" on wooden dummies. To me one familiar doctor so recently also has told: "I have from such announcements an impression, that at today's growing up muzhiks any new congenital illness: dullness pipiski or is more exact - the bottom dullness. On what confused muzhiks we through ten will leave of years the country. From whom the girl and women of children will give birth (the man, 39 years).

*... Wives sometimes sniff at shirts of the husbands to find out on a smell strangers cosmetics and spirits. I have disaccustomed the. In garage I will drip a gasoline drop on hands, I will pound and on the shirt I will drive ladoshkami. She not begins to accuse me, that I walk with benzozapravshchitsej (the man, 33 years).

*... Ten years ago at us in a class have begun to argue how to distinguish the girl from already "not girls". I have offered the most "reliable" way. If the girl kisses blindly it still such in a bed did not do anything and if with open eyes it it are already exact "not the girl" (the guy, 24 years).

*... How to the ugly guy to persuade the beautiful girl? Tell to it, that your new Russian daddy and old Russian mum have left to have a rest two days ago to England and have left to you instead of cash dollars a plastic card of Federal bank of the USA. Show to the girl any piece of multi-coloured plastic. If will believe, same night you with it will be some times happy. If will not believe, in ten minutes you will show this piece of plastic to other beautiful girl. E eat, these silly women peck on it in any weather.

*... My former wife very much was jealous. Somehow time in my absence she has collected a fowling piece - by miracle as I did not learn it to it. Has charged it and has kept me under a sight of minutes twenty in a hall. I would wish such "happiness" nobody. Sweat so hailstones also flew from me: the shirt and trousers have stuck to a naked body (the man, 43 years).

*... On wedding it was found out, that in a shoe of the bride it is possible to fill in vodka more than the groom can drink.

*... Had sex with the conductor of a tram. Was so fine, that now, excuse, at the sight of any tram at me happens involuntary erektsija (the man, 30 years).

*... I wish to recollect young years. In post-war fiftieth years to me was godkov thirteen, and I have gone on the first appointment to the girl (earlier I was on friendly terms with it, and here she has called me on appointment). It has come with a children's handbag. There there was a scarf and a pocket mirror. All have shown to me. At us business is not has reached kisses, we have sworn eternal love - and all. I kissed already another, to me was fifteen, it for two years has more. It was well-known for the adventures, there were already two times at restaurant (or said lies). But it is all not interestingly, in general, we long and strongly kissed on a grass. I imperceptibly (through a window) have come to two o'clock in the morning home and have laid down to sleep. And in the morning mother has seen zasosy at me on a breast and a neck, began to shout and call. Has interfered batja, together they have counted 52 zasosa and have turned out me. Parents by the evening have forgiven me, in a court yard I became the hero. How many have held on zasosy, I do not remember. Can week, month (the man, 60 years) can.

*... My wife cannot diversify our sex, and we are engaged only "a muzzle to a muzzle". I wish to get acquainted with sexually competent woman who does not hesitate at light and agrees on all fours.

*... Nine years ago I was in pioneer camp and have learnt love. To me was years ten, and it for a year-two is more younger. I kissed in its evening in zasos, she has told during week-end to the parents. The daddy has dispersed and has rushed to catch me to beat. I was pulled out and through a fencing of pioneer camp have run in wood. Her father as an elk ran for me. Likely, kilometre three pursued. But I have got away. And next day I began to avoid the love, but she has approached, and has asked not to take offence at her parents. They very kind people and I have liked them, especially to the daddy who has appeared the sportsman and the trainer on track and field athletics. Probably, her father has been pleasantly surprised by my fast run (the guy, 19 years).

*... On birthday has got acquainted with one little girl. It has got drunk and suddenly asks to show it my man's advantage - what it in the size? I hesitated, but have not resisted. It has measured its fingers and laughs, that its girlfriend Tanka has lost 20 dollars to it. Tanka argued, that at me the biggest in a class (the guy, 20 years).

*... This summer to me there was a banal case. There is I on a glade and eat wild strawberry. Suddenly I have found a short skirt in a grass. Has estimated: it it is nothing me, and has thrown out. I go further. Suddenly I see: on a grass bjustik from a bathing suit. Also it seemed to me, that I will find the young bared and sunbathing girl further. I began to be stolen to a high grass, a head have involved and under feet I do not look. Suddenly! I have attacked a rag. Not looking, has lifted it and I go further with it. Has cut eyes on a rag in a hand, and it are cowards. But not it, and big - huge man pants. At me there and then all has fallen, and I have escaped home (the guy, 26 years).

*... My love affair... I have come once from prison... Has learnt, that my wife... Walked... Has not endured insult, and the court has soldered to me new seven years for four crises... Unfairly... Better I absolutely would presoak it - would give all on couple of years more, but it on court would not slander (the man, 35 years).

*... I all life worked as the shepherd and saw, that bulls have three ways of a covering of a cow: one humanly, and two - on-bull. But not each bull knows about it (the man, 62 years).

*... I have written the announcement of a meeting with the skilled sexual lady which has answered me and have invited the letter. I have come. The door opens. There is a grandmother of years 60. As will start me to splash a stick, hardly feet has carried away (the guy ' 19 years).

*... Before my windows have constructed the new many-storeyed house and as soon as in it new settlers have driven, I had to buy urgently a telescope with twentyfold increase. Believe, everything, even elderly new settlers, suddenly for a while become a passionate newly-married couple. And they while had time to hang up curtains not at all windows or forget them to draw. And so before my eyes of ten brightly shined windows of this new building. What did I manage to peep? Young pairs till 30 years make love in the most gentle pose more often: it face to face lays on it. With 30 till 40 years: it lays on a back, and it sitting skips on it. With 40 till 55 years, basically, my wards practised "delicate" sex: she on one side, having turned away from it, and it, too having attached by flank, breathes to it in shovels. Well and youth till 20 years, in the majority, try "krivljalnyj" sex: Represent the most intricate poses which for some reason change every minute, often something is impossible to them, the girl falls from it on a floor it gets confused in own foot and falls down from a bed (the peeping man, 34 years).

*... All know, that to soldiers in barracks go to walk girls of easy behaviour. We there strongly "are on friendly terms" with them and we give to drink to them for it vodka. But it is necessary to be always on the alert and to hide them from officers who can expel little girls on street, and us to plant on "lip". And here once to us the drunk ensign was unexpectedly declared. We had time to hide the little girl in big stolovsky a refrigerator, and vodka to hide were not in time, and prapor villages to drink with us. We have even more strongly given to drink it, but here it was touched and has wanted us to treat with the kolbaskoj from a refrigerator. We refused, but it has got into a refrigerator, and we began to wait for loud scandal. But the ensign has brought sausage and has there and then left home. We quickly to a refrigerator - the little girl there writhes from laughter. Prapor it there has seen and has thought, that it was drank up: has crossed the little girl, took sausage and has slammed a refrigerator. To in total little girl 20 minutes were necessary to stay in a refrigerator. It has frozen, but we then four together warmed up it, and then all of us were ill from it with a gonorrhoea (the guy, 20 years).

*... Remember, the more generously the man on the first appointments, the for smaller term you are necessary to it.

*... Than more strongly you will stir to the man to opening of its purse, than more strongly it will open it.

*... I serve in army, and I now do not have love affairs. I send you instead of them the verses on girls which dream of sponsors: "to Struggle, search, find and be given, and becomes zhadjugoj - to another to move. I see Canary Islands in a morning dream and I know, that feet today in the price. Where the sponsor to take and for how many to be on sale? Perhaps, he, poor, tired to embrace, was hammered from maids selling and to me does not wish to believe under the similar price" (the soldier, 20 years).

*... I have returned recently from army where in my army part soldiers sang rechevku: "Sleep the country a quiet dream, to me to serve here not oblom, spit out a snickers from baldy, we are proud of a native land" (the guy, 20 years).

*... There was at me one amusing case, the truth, very long ago. I from our backwoods to Leningrad went. And fellow workers have asked to bring it, I apologise, condoms Indian, with short moustaches. Well, I have found a silent, poorly populated drugstore at Griboedov's channel. Has bought. Left a drugstore, well, has opened one. And it ordinary. I have inflated it. Anything is not present. Any moustaches. And I in hearts have thrown it from the bridge in the channel. And it was hooked for a handrail. As the militia to spite went. More shortly, me have taken away. Have made the report and have sent it for work. There me pesochili at Komsomol meeting, and the most interesting - on profkome... For immoral behaviour in a life me have removed in turn on habitation on five persons. Well and reorganisation has then begun. More shortly, at combine I have not received apartment. And to this day I live in a two-room five-storey apartment block (the man, 41 year).

*... My love affair. I go by the car from a city to village. Has passed already 60 km. I look: there is at a stop a girl of years so 20-25, very beautiful, and votes to me that I have brought up it. I needed to go 10 km, and to it of 15 km. Have passed 10 km. She asks me, that I have thrown it 5 more km, and says, that will pay off, than only I will wish. I have agreed to bring it these of 5 km. Have arrived, she speaks: "Where" we will fall in love? "I have opened a luggage carrier, have got a bucket and a rag and have forced to wash the car. Would see you her face and it to me has washed up eyes, but the car very well. Has thanked, has said goodbye and has left. Here the fool! (The man, 48 years).

*... It was for a long time, at that time yet there were no announcements and erotic newspapers. There was it behind our village Jakonsky. There was a July, day hot. I have decided to sunbathe. I lay - me it is not visible. I observe a picture as the young man has approached on a bicycle on a goat who has been adhered metres in 200 from me. Then somewhere minutes through 20-25 it has sat down on a bicycle and has left. I have approached to a goat - it laid in blood. I have understood all: he has raped her. And I have wished it, that on road at it all has fallen off. And the goat was killed by muzhiks... (The man, 49 years). From the leader of a marriage heading: we very seldom print about such love affairs, but three years we conduct statistics. In 1997 readers have informed us on 27 cases of intimate relations with animals. In 1998 - about 9 cases, and in 2001 - only about 2. It shows, that for last years animals have in this respect left alone. Or it became simple less than animals.

*... You know, why I have solved, how it is possible to remain longer single? I somehow walked on wedding, and we with friends have stolen the bride. And somehow so it has turned out, that I have appeared with it in a small room. In such small, that the place hardly sufficed us. Likely ' it was kladovochka. And here at this little girl something has closed in a head, and she has decided to revive old customs last time ' to say goodbye to a free youth, and can ' is simple has drunk or with a fright much. In general, we have made love. Unforgettable sensations: my friends know, where we disappear, and before me the little girl in very magnificent white skirt (the guy ' 23 years).

*... Recently I spent the night at one little girl in a hostel. Slept, in what mother has given birth, and has not found the clothes in the morning. Neigbours in a room were not in the evening, and in the morning they have arrived and so have played a trick over me. Have told: "Now marry the girlfriend, and that trousers you will not receive". Tormented me all the day and did not allow to put on, and in the evening clothes have given. They have told, that wished to look - what at me big. It about it nahvastalas my girlfriend. Here have considered and we release. And my girlfriend has taken offence at me, that I did not wish to agree to marry it, though and for fun (the guy, 19 years).

*... Through your service of acquaintances I have got acquainted with two adventurouses. Have agreed about a meeting. I have arrived and from a threshold have felt the wrong. In apartment any chains hung, and the clothes of girls allowed an occasion to expect the worst: leather linen with rivets. Wanted it was to be washed off, but did not leave, they have started to fulfil on me various sadopriemy. My patience has come to an end, when they have tried to jostle to me somewhere a cucumber. I was pulled out and have escaped. After from a balcony they waved to me a cucumber. And then have left from a balcony: apparently, have gone to do of a cucumber salad (the guy, 18 years).

*... I in the newspaper gave the announcement of search of the mistress, and among other I was answered with one thirty-year woman from settlement, and in an envelope there was its photo - in what mother has given birth. I have hastened to answer it with the same - have removed myself in bathroom "polaroidom" and have sent it a photo. She has answered me with the malicious letter: "the Penis needs to be photographed for concept of the sizes against match a box, instead of against a soap tray. At you a penis too small or soap too big?" (The man, 38 years).

*... In a shower it was decent, and in bed - dishonourable, and it was not in harmony with its three children. I have thought, and we have left. Me she named the rascal, I it in any way to name did not become (the man, 42 years).

*... It is not necessary us in marriage announcements so often widows to intimidate. We know, that in a legal marriage not each man survives, and us also to breed in bondage force (the man, 35 years).

*... In 1971 celebrated New year in prison. In the chamber of 20 persons, all wish to be Grandfathers Frosts, and the Snow Maiden to be zapadlo - blue in the chamber was not. Well, what to do, have dressed up one parashnika a fur-tree, on boshku to it katyshki from clay nakatali and burnt matches instead of igolochek navstavljali. 19 Grandfathers of Frosts have by turns bypassed a round dance round "fur-tree". Have sung all children's songs, with matjugami and without. And then to us has flown kodla protection and so us being drunk nametelila for our beards from a paper, that till next New year we dreamt how to run and interrupt protection. I do not love since then New year (the man, 55 years).

*... I wish to tell about one cattle. To us in a hostel the healthy opposite muzhik often becomes hollow and breaks to somebody a room. He already has raped some little girls. Its our children tried to beat, but it has come with the drunk friends, and all have dried up. Usually it comes not so podpityj, lays down or sits down on a bed of any girl and starts to starve her out: all night long tells foolish jokes and itself at them laughs, touches under a blanket. It you will not banish: he does not understand words, and neighs in the answer assured of the irresistibility. Breaks to the girl of a hand, shchipaet, eventually, declines force the girl to sex, but, having received the, does not leave, and sleeps nearby till the morning. It is possible to push it with a foot from a bed, but after sex it is not sensitive: laughs and again lays down to the unfortunate girl. Each time it "falls in love" with the different. Such here to us in a hostel the cattle (the girl, 19 years) goes.

*... All summer vacations has tried to persuade to oversleep one little girl in village Sjamzhe. That only did - has disagreed. And I have understood, that AIDS which has come to us from nasty Europe, further Sjamzhi on the East will not pass. While in the country Russian such women are! (The student, 24 years).

*... The post card: Love Ivanovna, you the woman worthy, nice, but it is compelled to leave you. Each time after your food at me turns out a diarrhoeia. The love love, and a life is more expensive (the man, 56 years).

*... In capital special American not removed bras with an artful confidential fastener are on sale. Figs you will remove. I spent the night recently with one student on whom this devil invention of the American imperialism has been dressed. It it bjustikom has got me. Next time I its scissors will rarefy (the guy, 28 years).

*... On wedding in village from the groom have hidden the bride and asked for it a payoff in hundred dollars. At the groom of such money was not, but it was proud and continued to search for it in the house. At last it has become angry, has strongly got drunk, began to fight and has set fire gasoline to the house. All have run out, and the bride all the same is not present. The groom cries and is torn in a flame to rescue, and tselehonkuju the bride deduce from the next bath where it and was hidden hour by two.

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