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THE BOOK OF SEXUAL REVELATIONS

(Alexey Vinogradov, the journalist, conducted ten years a marriage heading in the newspaper)

RUSSIAN OBNIMALKI

We have already talked about Russian kisses, and now it is high time to pass to embraces, is more exact to love captures with which help it and it keep each other during a joint kiss. For ten years to a marriage heading edition has come so many descriptions of these preliminary-chaste embraces, that I managed to deduce the receptions most used in Russia.

Well, first, usually passive Russian at the first kiss puts hands to it on shoulders, and more temperamental hangs on a partner neck. Thus the shy Russian sticks palms to a back of the partner, more often in that place where it should have wings. And more impudent gentleman at the first kiss crawls the hands on all back of the grasped victim. I now do not stop on the description of the sounds accompanying these actions as it is a theme of separate conversation.

At the second kiss it seizes in grown fond the partner even more strong and even slightly lets out from small pillows nails. Very rare woman of the first to venture to travel hands on all partner, and here men always try to feel extraction completely. In Russia, fortunately, it is accepted to embrace long in the beginning chastely, that is not to touch the partner for shrill places, and gently and passionately to squeeze to it different sites of a back and, showing force, to a crunch in its backbone to press the woman to itself. During this romantic vice it it is grateful lifts on it a head and false rests to an impact of the got naughty gentleman. Outwardly it looks very playfully and quite decently that you will not tell, for example, about the first rural kisses where man's hands to the woman simply are to be chopped off. And in Moscow, for example, embrace not in the best way: at once burn and twist fingers acting places, paternal both unromantically squeal a little. In general, our provincials embrace better, and skilfully stretch pleasure on some meetings.

Naturally, on change to the first kisses so-called last kisses where it should surrender come, and to it with it something to do. I wish to notice, that on love revelations of our readers it is very easy to assume, that in the basic love at Russians of a hand somehow leave on the second plan, to be exact, almost completely stay idle. It for it keeps and even gently smoothes, and it, absolutely having become puzzled, aimlessly waves hands on a bed. I will not describe in detail this all to a pain familiar process, and at once I will pass to the ambassador to love embraces and pochesyvanijam.

It when already all has occurred and it is necessary to distract somehow each other from an event between them disgraces. During this moment of the Russian usually scratch and indulge the partner. He thus allows it to lay on his hand, and it feels man's bicepses and if they are not present, gently measures fingers the top part of the enslaver. In shchekotnyh places he shudders and is grateful squeezes the beauty a free hand for its shoulders. And here further, judging by your love affairs, romantic embraces at all fall asleep literally. Probably, at us in Russia it is not accepted to take away time from a dream on empty embraces. All quickly fall asleep, as in the morning to every second Russian to go for work.

I wish to stop separately on morning embraces when after a breakfast it or it leave for work. In Russia it is very touching and gentle moment of love relations. It already costs in a threshold, in outer clothing and the laced up shoes, and it thin kombinashkoj nestles on its greased jacket and holds it so strongly as if it leaves to the North Pole. This combination strongly dressed and very not dressed is capable to excite even a silicate brick of your house. In the mornings his hands are usually more convincing, and its fingers are most enterprising. Judging by your love affairs, the quantity of morning kisses at enamoured pairs of 20-45 years reaches in the mornings record number. These morning embraces it is much more gentle and finer day, evening and even night. In Russia the tradition to embrace in the mornings has, possibly, century roots, and I do not advise beginning to neglect morning embraces.

It is necessary to describe in brief only embraces of young Russians till 18 years. They are based, basically, on deduction and vyravynijah as much, basically, still early to embrace somehow differently. Usually young Russian quickly enough allows the boy to embrace her, but at once fades a hydrochloric column, painfully resting hands in even not strong breast of the partner and to evade from its kisses.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

THE FIRST BLOOD

For ten years of work in the newspaper I have read to leaders of a marriage heading much and have seen everyone, and today I wish to tell about the first marriage nights which were described in the adventures by our readers. I have knowingly given to this material names of the well-known insurgent from Stallone because it will be a question exclusively of fair brides, and all it is very similar to the present night fight.

Unfortunately, the first marriage night at a newly-married couple occurs after a celebratory table, that essentially affects quality of love relations in a condition of alcoholic intoxication. I and have not received any man's letter where more or the first marriage night was less intelligibly described for all time. Basically, it has been stated at men very shortly: ' I, type, precisely do not remember '. Moreover they that would remember after vodka litre for young love and fifty toasts for all good.

At brides for the first night, unlike grooms, memory good. And such, probably, also it is not forgotten. All female memoirs can be divided into this theme, first, on two basic categories: he has fallen asleep to or after that.

If the groom so gets drunk, that falls asleep before execution of a debt before newly married him long beg it not to do: shout directly in an ear, burn, stick with manicure, desperately shake, often even beat, but after litre of vodka a little that helps. Often for the first newly married blood relatives wrongly accept bruises of the groom beaten by the annoyed bride.

And if the groom all the same dares to do the duty from drunk eyes it faces already other problem: she simultaneously wants and does not want, embraces and pushes away, of all is afraid and every minute swears love. It all together very much distracts. Well, the patient groom that happens seldom, is reserved by patience and begins a gradual siege where the physical violence over object of adoration alternates discussion of any household problems or ridicule of visitors on wedding. It is all helps to lull vigilance of the bride and to put to it, I will not be afraid this word, heavy physical injuries compatible to happiness.

Cases when the groom very much hastens are especially dangerous to the bride. Unfortunately, occurs so is more often. This drunk happiness in a kind svezhe the registered husband, awkwardly being confused in a veil, shows to the young wife popular wisdom, that against a breakage for the present there is no reception. It is natural, that after such bloody night newly married as early as long years sex any more considers as love, and matrimonial indemnification.

It is the first night fight not always good comes to an end and for grooms. About cases full otryvanija to me in your love affairs, of course, to read it was not necessary, and here about stretchings, deep scratches from a nose to a knee and even the beaten out teeth wrote often. It is surprising, that to the groom the bride always beats out a teeth the head, and, from any and even, apparently, inconceivable position. And the manicure at brides in general should be cut off before the marriage night, differently the first blood of the groom will spill. One young woman and has written, that for the first night has broken twelve nails: nine on hands and three standing. As her husband has survived, she and itself is surprised, likely, strongly loved or has drunk it is a lot of.

Very often newly married simply break each other fingers.

And here, it is asked, whether there is a first night beautiful, if the bride, of course, doterpela to the REGISTRY OFFICE fair? At once I admit, that does not happen, because very naturally this business though also simple, but hlopotnoe and so I will tell, too bloody. If the skilled boy marriage night will pass quite decently, of course, gets: crack, oh and good night. But after all the skilled boy, on that and skilled, it never will offend the bride by an inattention and will make it long before wedding: crack, oh, well well, I marry.

Recently even more often it is accepted right after lists in the REGISTRY OFFICE, even in the afternoon, a newly-married couple to leave till the evening of one. It, of course, any more night, and any marriage day turns out, but after all and is correct, why it is necessary to do this sacred business necessarily to the touch.

Well, and now I will recollect the most remembered love affairs of our readers. One elderly woman, for example, admitted, that in 50-s' years has married and it had every night a present fight and new marriage night. It has surrendered on 214 nochke, and that is casual zazevalas. And other girl three times of the fair married (for different) while last husband has not come to it to a bedroom with an axe and she has agreed.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

RUSSIAN KAMA SUTRA

Several years ago the marriage heading in our newspaper declared artful competition on the most interesting love affair for which the winner could receive on a choice of 5 thousand condoms or as much roubles. We have received for a year six bags with letters, naturally, to read attentively all at once not could - searched only for the most interesting, and here now I undertook these bags and have decided to familiarise with their contents more attentively.

I, of course, understand, that all then wished to receive a solid prize, therefore in descriptions of the love affairs anybody did not constrain itself(himself). Though the in itself erotic creative was primitive, but it has pushed me to spend some statistical calculations. So, for example, to deduce the most Russian love pose or to analyse all complex of Russian Kama Sutra. And, I wish to notice, that love affairs from Russians were more senior 50 years are most rather dirty in detail. I am modest so would replace with their short mere verbiage: ' has broken, has pulled hard and has charged ', but to understand, what exactly they thus did it is absolutely impossible. So resulted below the statistican in bolshej degrees concerns age of 20-45 years.

The most favourite Russian pose has appeared also the laziest and convenient for men: ' it lays - it sits '. It confirm the majority of love affairs, and already on the second place old, cosy position has rolled down: ' both lay '. If further to track this tendency it is possible to assume, that the modern man gradually definitively to grow lazy and all weight of love relations will shift on fragile female shoulders, though shoulders here, basically, almost and not and.

As to the most widespread place where Russians are engaged in pleasant things it, fortunately, while remains behind a bed and a sofa. On the second place there was a window sill, then a table, then an armchair, and on last place there is a favourite American entertainment - a car seat.

The quantity of love affairs in territory of the industrial enterprises has considerably decreased. Probably, during Soviet time the loosened discipline allowed men and women to meet in working hours is more often and, so to say, to combine work about something big. These old descriptions of love affairs personally even have frightened me, so, for example, during the period about 1980-1990 at factories sex was included into production, what even has reduced pjanki on workplaces. Judging by love affairs (if, of course, do not say lies), young builders have especially caused a stir in love battles. As has written one of the former builders, it is a lot of condoms they have drowned in a concrete solution and have rolled it in the bases on Komsomol buildings.

And here later love affairs on manufacture are more similar to hackneyed gossips about the chief and its thoughtless secretary. This become traditional in the Russian folklore a sweet couple, ostensibly, only also is engaged in it. It prevents to print to it on the computer, and it hands tears off it from the decision of industrial problems. And, descriptions of these adventures are made directly with imperial scope. Chief of shop everyone supposedly has not only the secretary, but also three separate offices, four sofas, two wine bars and two huge enameled baths in which together with the secretary the most beautiful little girls of shop constantly lap. I in a collection have some letters where the harem of one general director in which there is more than hundred concubines is in detail described. Well, naturally, authors of these letters swear, that saw this all own eyes and even participated a little, while zazevalas harem protection. Even more curious statement, that under the list of staff is necessary to each deputy director on four mistresses and if it does not consult it send on pension.

Even more fantastic adventures from factories are written to edition by absolutely young workers who ostensibly by phone invite in shop of girls from a leisure intim. Thus it is colourfully described, how these putany ostensibly storm checkpoints or tear the skirts on fences. One such visionary so also admitted the letter, that when they have invited two girls - the shop has stopped at six o'clock.

At love affairs on workplaces obviously there is an influence of the Asian Kama Sutra where in love the main thing to survive in the most inconvenient position. But it is a theme of the separate review.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

REPRODUCTION ART

For ten years of existence of a marriage heading in the newspaper I subtracted some hundreds good advice from love affairs of our readers how correctly to conceive the child or to supervise a sex of future child.

It is amazing, on what shifts the normal woman that on hundred percent to conceive the child can go. The senior generation of the Russian women, judging by the memoirs, the most important help in conception had a repeated repetition at this pleasant employment of the conceived name of the future child. It is quite romantic way at which the beloved even does not notice it. That you will not tell about a gymnastic way of true conception when it it is ridiculous enough within the whole hour props up a wall the feet hitched up up. In this case, the man is better for warning in advance, that so and it is necessary to have a rest after hot love.

Already it is possible to carry to more refined ways plevanie on the part of the man necessary for love, and, thus in the sky there should be a full moon. It still that, I repeatedly received reader's letters from thrown northern villages where for absolute conception still now practise zatykanie and other actions, about which and in darkness to speak it is a shame.

And today's young girls assert, that for normal pregnancy it is necessary to shudder constantly at conception and as though to shake a nonexistent tail from which the modern person still had only one kobchik a little.

For a long time there was classics a statement, that in embraces of the man it is necessary to shout loudly precisely to get from it the child. Well and, it is natural, if pregnancy while is undesirable, it is better to keep mum thus.

Many women have a true sign, that man's kisses in a neck are so dangerous, that the child can be conceived even in a condom. And in general, the more you kiss at this business, the it is more chance to make its pregnant woman.

As to planning of a sex of future child, that while remains in the national way position of bodies: the man from above - will be the boy, and want the girl - itself climb upward. Even more romantic sign about the closed or open eyes. If it thus spies - there will be a girl and if almost sleeps - the true boy. Exist for this purpose and more intimate ways. It mazanie man's advantage mustard or jam, and, on the sweet girls are born. I and have not understood from reader's revelations, how many it is necessary to smear, on where and as it is frequent, so, possibly, more reliably simply to overturn whole to bank of the substance necessary to you, and it will spread as it is necessary.

Once me have amazed with the vzroslostju erotic councils of absolutely very young girl which for some reason has wanted to share with me in the letter the most secret receptions. It appears, at most maljavok too there are thoughts concerning vicious conception. At school they learn, that from Mish, Vovas and Serezh one boys are born, and from different there Andreev and Phillips photomodels and movie stars turn out exclusively. And if the girl carries bows they protect it from early pregnancy. There are also even more reliable ways about which I do not wish to tell here that to somebody has not come to mind to these to take advantage.

It is possible to carry to harmful ways and, so-called, slaboalkogolnyj a method. After all some today's 30-40 summer women who were late with the first child, whence took, that the man under a lung hmelkom breeds is better, therefore gradually accustom to drinking it and run to it behind beer. Though the advantage thus can be only one - it during first time in podpitii really sticks is more often, well and that then is born under it hmelkom, all for a long time already know.

It is already possible to attribute to prehistoric (doeroticheskoj) to an era old rural ways of reliable pregnancy. It and dirty hands at the man, the earth on which does the fertile business. This and repeated chihanie after love relations - virginity exile. It and shchekotanie a navel, and much, many other things.

It is possible to carry to man's ways of true conception only one. At the last minute, as it is possible more deeply and more strongly. And man's planning the future of a sex of a child does not exist at all. One restrictions: it is impossible with ryzhenkimi to be women in bed sober, and with blondes - drunk. Otherwise 18 years you will feed another's child. And not clearer restriction - is impossible in the morning. I think, that at them by the morning is simple forces on what does not remain, here they and have thought up this saving sign.

Alexey VINOGRADOV

LOVE KRIKOTEKA

For ten years of work in the newspaper I have read to leaders of a marriage heading many reader's revelations about love female and man's sounds and today I offer the short review of letters and similarity of the analysis on this theme.

Judging by your erotic adventures, Russian women silently enough peep in bed and not so loudly swear at the husbands. Well, of course, Russians cannot be compared to cold Englishwomen, from our women and tender words sometimes to hear it is possible and they move more often under men. One trouble - they inexpressively groan, more precisely, it at all groans, and ohi as if the woman during love orgazma not for pleasure shouts, and the groans to the man of a bad life complains.

I here have got acquainted with one local the collector for a long time collecting audio records with love sounds. It it is independent and by means of friends has written down present krikoteku. Well, we, certainly, with it have got to talking, then to it to listen have gone. These audiocassettes it has more than thousand - for a year not pereslushat (I to it then even have copied all little girls), but bright shouts at Russian women practically do not meet.

We together with this collector have deduced, what even the elementary female ' at... At... At... ' our women deduce at love so not accurately, that often instead is audible porosjachy a sound ' both... And... And... '. And after all it at this time do not cut, and love, and to shout something is necessary approaching for this case. Here you somehow listen to the beloveds, and will understand what to squeeze out of it except ' at ' or ' and ' it is very difficult.

Here quite classical ' about... About... About... ' from the Russian it is possible to squeeze out only till 25 years, well, in extreme, a case till 30 years. And after though with all Kama Sutra to it on shoulders charge, but anything except silent popiskivany you will not hear.

If to whom has carried to fall in love with the virgin you, likely, once heard their farewell ' and... And... And... '. Well, why already in couple of days they forget this fine letter.

From all other ten vowel sounds of the Russian only occasionally squeeze out from itself breath badgered ' y... y... y... ', that is connected how many with temperament, how many with weak lungs.

Clearly, that, feigning love groans, the woman lets out louder marriage cries, but any skilled man easily distinguishes a comedy and constantly suppresses in itself desire to stop up raskvohtavshujusja a little bird a pillow.

As to man's sighs they meet even less often. The most widespread groan considers ' well, well, well ' which is perfectly combined with reciprocal female ' at '. These are classical duetnye sounds much explain in love relations between the man and the woman. It as if these sounds encourages itself(himself), and it for herself tears off from its sound one ' at ' as if this lovely echo-howling agrees with its attempts. From the party it is all similar on pilenie fire wood a two-manual saw, and enamoured this combination of sighs, apparently, magic music with what I completely and agree.

And here the sound ' and ' which turns out only at young virgins, at the man happens repeatedly. Here, happened, all time of love, and being silent snuffles in the end as will shout victorious ' and ' as if he during this moment in a lottery has won hundred roubles. I would characterise this sharp man's groan as extreme display of egoism in love though it is justified also by that the man lets out this sound and in others vital a situation, well is more often, for example, when to fight with whom climbs on pjanke or heavy bags lifts. Probably, this sound ' and ' for the man expresses extreme weariness and inhuman pressure.

It is possible to carry to other man's sounds and love breath of the chronic smoker. Well, what woman will not recollect on itself this choking man's ' ou... ou... ou ' at which, apparently, the man just about should die, and only by miracle remains half-dead.

I will not begin to stop long on a man's sound ' hy... hy... hy ' as it is brought in bed only by the trained men who have got used to beat off the same sound rate of physical exercises in a sports hall, and then involuntarily transfer these aspirations to the love relations. Very many women, by the way, very much do not like man's groans of type ' hy ' at which she feels not the princess, and a training apparatus.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MYTHS ABOUT FEMALE FIDELITY

For ten years of existence of a marriage heading in the newspaper I esteemed much both have seen everyone, and was definitively convinced of sincere fidelity of women, well, relative, of course, in comparison with men they is simple angels, but the same heavenly creations, fortunately, too are far from perfect. After all female fidelity is only natural phenomenon, so to say, instinctive command of their organism to an institution of posterity from one them of the chosen man. Here I want only with it, and all. The others - kysh-kysh, I while am occupied. Same occurs at all because of high morality of a female, well the nature at them such conscientious, probably, precisely wish to know, from whom to children give birth.

And as the official morals in a human society are written off from the female nature of behaviour (only with it to me well), in comparison with the man's nature of behaviour (it is possible with all by turns) the woman and looks such ideal.

And how actually? I will fairly tell, so, they are true. Nonsense reaches, so are true. Well, of course, the civilisation has already concerned some women, which steels to store fidelity at once to two men. It as it has appeared, does not contradict the female nature, simply it starts to store fidelity to the husband, not wishing to marry other man, and fidelity to the lover, sinning only with it. In this case, of course, it is not absolutely clear, from whom children, but the world in a family and about a family remains for long years. And, often woman all the same changes husbands, and the lover remains at it former. These relations from the point of view of the man are not the sample of female fidelity, but with them already it is necessary to be reconciled. So, for example, the man's hobby for spirits so weakens man's force, that one husband, as a rule, any more does not cope with the wife and the constant assistant is required to it. It already once was in a primitive human society, in happy time of matriarchy, and now these habits gradually come back. I them would name today zhenoarhatom because the modern woman with two men does not become main and for the present does not order it mini a man's harem. Though how to know, that will be further if also Viagra does not help men to adhere to itself the woman strong.

Well, in general, the masculine gender becomes shallow, it even for last ten years became appreciable. And as though did not love the woman money, dresses, ornaments and other material welfare, it is all, finally, does not replace to it pair of hours of strong man's love. Already in the press even more often there are justificatory man's theories of psychologists and doctors, that ostensibly man's force at all comes to an end in 5-10 minutes of love, and more nobody can. Partly, they are right, two thirds of men cannot any more, but the others, fortunately, while consult and by that do not push the wives to seek an additional consolation elsewhere. So modern female incorrectness is only a consequence of easing of man's positions. And family scandals often because of it. Among themselves spouses on different trifles here quarrel and even is not clear why. And embrace it at its night more strong, longer and more often in the afternoon they not begin to argue because of trifles and to vent the friend upon the friend spleen.

The most interesting, that still it is possible to return half of weakened men to high-grade home life and to convince, that traditional ten minutes on the days off it are worse than the insult. And to recover the man it is possible only female love, and it for some reason began not to suffice. Here in it I any more on the party of women which last years with surprising persistence reject men approaching for them and converge with the attracted gentlemen, marry the last and gradually do to their floor by impotent men. And the secret of female success in home life is simple: she should choose the man twice more cleverly, twice more richly, is twice more senior, is twice stronger and in one and a half time above itself. Also it is not necessary to look thus at its appearance if hens from it do not jump aside also future children will not be frightened. Here with such man it is easy to woman to be true.

And at last a unique example of female incorrectness. Still about ten years ago to me from one deaf village was written to edition by the unfortunate guy. Its young wife has changed to it with each man from their village, and she not small, and then admitted this numerous change. Has told, that it has appeared the best and more it to it never to change begins. In it too there is a secret of female fidelity.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MYTHS ABOUT MAN'S FIDELITY

For ten years of existence of a marriage heading in the newspaper I esteemed much and have seen everyone, but never it was possible to meet to me in the marriage practice is crystal the true man. I have interrogated set of married women, and all of them to one asserted, that absolutely all married muzhiks, but except, of course, their own husband walk from wives. A pier, also it is not necessary to my spouse of it at all, it at me full tjuha who still will look at it, yes and me suffices it. I had to search long for this fair husband, but I so and did not find it. Here then I have looked in a mirror at myself and have there and then understood:

- No, it not I.

Probably, at us, the men, any other fidelity, well, not absolutely clear it, to women.

These my searches of man's honesty led me to the funniest situations even among my acquaintances. Well, I hardly will have time to listen from one familiar woman to praises in fidelity of the husband as this prankish runs to me in edition and asks to help under holiday to it to find the girl-friend, and that the wife supposedly leaves, and it is necessary without it with any young woman to meet. I listened to these requests of the erotic help from, apparently, most true and silent husbands which honesty their native wives never in a life would doubt. But, alas.

Lovely women, this your error concerning faultless fidelity of your husbands perfectly! With it it is easier to you to live. It is remarkable! But it is good to know thus, that your husband thinks in another way, not because it bad, that is why that it still the man. At them the sexual mentality priverchena on other place which only also thinks, as though to sin. All difference, that one men think of it more often, and others which in man's business are weaker, think this place much less often, but, how many a wolf do not feed, zazevavshujusja it will not pass a sheep.

Man's fidelity glimmers only on confidence, that absolutely from the wife it to leave does not gather, but sometimes it is possible and to relax on the party. From the point of view of the woman is a deceit, treachery and change. From the point of view of the man - if only the wife has not learnt. You believe, quietly changing, the husband at all does not wish to offend the wife, and sincerely is surprised, that because of this spouse makes such noise. Well, you will think, slept once with this Ljusej, was drunk and I remember nothing. That from the muzhik to take, has shaken off and further has gone. Change of the wife from the point of view of physiology is much more difficult, as it not always, excuse, can simply shake off. Well, we will leave this biological inequality because just with its help many deceived wives justify and forgive the changed husbands. After all because of changes every tenth family gets divorced only, and the remained nine families too live not without a sin, but is happy and amicable. That in Russia the main thing that wars were not, children were not ill us also the husband not saws, and all the rest is already luxury.

At the man in general all in another way, it is very often ready even to give a life for the beloved, but thus man's freedom to give is completely not ready. And the woman, on the contrary, easily leaves female freedom, and the life values more and will seldom risk to give it for the man because biological laws force it, first of all to take care for children, instead of for the husband. So all, finally, in the nature is counterbalanced. And that is vain to blame, that women want in love of exclusively monotony, and the man of any variety. We cannot alter neither that, nor others.

Well, forgive me, lovely women, well I for ten years of any, even have not found the exhibition sample, absolutely true man. You at home, please, after perusal of this material not pytajte interrogations of the husbands. The clever husband to you all the same does not admit, and your necessarily clever - it chose.

And what to do, if the man walks from the wife in opened, with casual and not tidy women, moreover and drinks with them. Here with such husbands, I advise, to talk only from a force position: in the beginning tapkoj, vybivalkoj for carpets, then - skalkoj, a frying pan, it is possible to be waved also by a vase and if also it does not help, in the expense, that is kick it out. It any more izmenshchik, and the scoundrel.

I still would divide man's changes into three age groups. The first, is young husbands who walk because search for a female ideal. The second, is husbands with the experience which any more do not search for an ideal, and try on itself all female variety. The third, is old husbands who already search nothing, do not try, and recollect on taste.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

SCHOOL LOVE

For ten years of existence of a marriage heading in the newspaper I have read tens lzhe love affairs of our younger readers from a school bench and is diligent otpinyval these minor authors from the big sex. It was not simple, they were torn to pages of the newspaper with the most frivolous announcements, demanded to find teachers of love or new Russian which for one beautiful eyes ostensibly buy palaces chetyrnadtsatiletnim to little girls.

Hundreds mummies should thank the leader of a heading, that he has not allowed their silly daughters to exchange by a youth the innocence for a bag irisok. Well it would be, of course, easier to ignore simply these announcements but then they or have addressed in any other newspaper and there would find the candies, or have learnt to use cunning in our newspaper, raising the age about mature 18 years. Here also it was necessary to deride them in heading specially created for this purpose ' I Wish to tell ', and to direct sexual education of the city on a long and slow way. For ten years of work I have not printed 6 thousand announcements from beginning gay persons till 18 years. It becomes terrible from that, how many the soft place could nezasluzhenno suffer in a city, concede I to these persevering requests. And then after all children have simply thought again and became the present muzhiks. Moreover and two thousand not taken place minors ' tatushek ' and have not seen the pink announcements on pages of the newspaper and as cranky, did not go on a city in striped skirts of beginning lesbians. And pupils of love had to arrange the present persecution on newspaper pages. I so angrily whom and when it was not derided, but these pupils with persistence of beginning maniacs unscrupulously demanded for themselves adults tetenek. Thank God, that on this mass appeal one has responded only, but I have taken care, that any schoolboy has not reached its skilled paws. Somehow to extinguish a love heat sex of trainees, it was necessary to put almost in each number the false announcement from the mythical, sexual teacher. Well, for now they wrote it abrupt letters while waited from it for the answer the erotic fuse at them died away, and they easy came back to normal employment in high school. This small cunning, I hope, have helped any generation of city schoolboys to go through lost-free the teenage period and sexual revolution, as to spite flashed in our country.

And sale of juvenile innocence in announcements and letters in 1999 became the present problem. The ten girls of 14-16 years has guessed to answer announcements of all man's subscribers and suggested all to buy from them stale virginity. Thank God, that the angered muzhiks have returned a part of these invitations in edition, we have quickly made a card file of these young torgovok and began to eliminate their letters. I with one muzhik who all the same on it was bought, then met. Sex at it with this girl, of course, was, but it and has not found innocence, but with its ketchup have generously smeared. We under letters then have found also this girl-friend, it has appeared, that to it not 16 years, and all 20.

Still were in my practice and so-called ' dirty djadki ' which wrote answers to announcements of girls till 16 years and informed them in the letters on different mucks. These, fortunately, did not achieve real meetings, they received pleasures exclusively from the letters. These djadki did not leave in the return address message, therefore operated practically with impunity. Two times I calculated one got naughty grandfather of 62 years, but have written off it on marasmus.

As to the most school, intimate love it, likely, all the same is, we want it or not. They there, probably, do Something without us, but, notice, I it never thus held a candle.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

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