The woman at the wheel:))

THE BOOK OF SEXUAL REVELATIONS

(Alexey Vinogradov, the journalist, conducted ten years a marriage heading in the newspaper)

HOW TO CHOOSE THE GIRL

In a life of each young man of the girl occupy so a lot of place, that men in general start to live normally only after 30 years when girls becomes less.

1. If to choose the girl for a legal marriage, that is for a long time or even for ever appearance in the girl moves from the first place on the third. Well, of course, even on the third place there are any requirements. It, first, the girl smiling to you should be shone by all means by happiness, it smoothes all miscalculations of the nature in its appearance, and to you it will be easier to remain long in marriage bed in pressure. All other external data of the future wife have no practical value as usually years through 10-15 steams all the same get divorced, and than the woman will be more terrible thus, than easier to the man to divide with it apartment, furniture and children.

Well, on the second place at a choice of the bride I am compelled to put temperament of the future wife which, naturally, it is necessary to learn before marriage. If it in sex from breed of frogs, and you shiver as a spring rabbit such incompatibility any marriage will not sustain more year. In sex it is necessary to feel by all means all partner, instead of its separate parts.

And for the first place at a choice of the bride I would recommend to rummage at it in a head: about flies, a rationality, controllability, cleanliness and cookery. If the girl possesses the most intolerable character, but because of love to you agrees all and wishes to become such what for you approaches more is a bride of the first grade. Safely go to her parents, get acquainted and propose marriage: I like your daughter, turn, I take.

Especially I wish to warn against correct brides. They fair, decent, all are able and suspiciously houses, it, so-called, house girls sit. It is necessary as at school of cosmonauts to check these because it, most likely, sits houses because till now has not learnt to communicate with people. In this case, it and with you to communicate will not learn also you from marriage with it take off in couple of years with the wolf ticket: a pier, you such reptile what light did not see. This ordinary opinion on advantage of house girls is time for discrediting for a long time: devils who creep out for the second week after wedding also are found in these silent whirlpools usually and in home life become natural witches.

If to you has personally carried, and you were born clever enough safely marry the clever girl, but not on boring, and such, well, in general, unchained. This small experience on the party then allows the wife to become so interesting to the husband, that it first ten years of marriage from work flies home as on wings, and eternally goes with the knees pounded in blood.

Once again I specify what to propose marriage to the girl it is necessary in the daytime and if she simply agrees you hundred more times can change the mind, well and if she at an explanation from running start jumps to you on a neck - safely marry and live until she is able so to jump.

2. If you choose the time girl and, in addition, do it, being in a state of intoxication remember the main thing, it is better not to choose at all. This council usually helps nobody, all the same the drunk nature tries to prevail. In this case, try to stop attention to for a long time familiar girl at whom you know not only a name, but also a surname. You explain, that, such fool and so have strongly got drunk, that all the same now make any nonsense it is better then to make it friendly with it. If you think, that it to it will be unpleasant for hearing, you badly know girls. She not only with pleasure will listen to your impudent invitation, but also even will participate in it.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

HOW TO CHOOSE THE GUY

It is the complicated question in a life of the girl. Well, as, it is asked, to choose the guy if it one, or it in general is not present. And if them at once two, the girl does not find to itself a safe place not to get under man's dismantling. During this moment she does not choose, and waits to remain with the winner or to get away with the won elect.

As mums strictly watch it and daddies of the future bride, but still nobody could follow, when at the girl the reason is disconnected and the love comes. During this moment it also makes the simple choice, usually on that guy who longer others turned before her eyes., it is possible to speak about what reasonable choice during this moment: he the best, fair, kind, beautiful, clever and if it leaves, it will cease to live. Well, in this case already without the REGISTRY OFFICE not to understand and let she in a legal marriage itself learns, what it then will appear a reptile: drinking, babbling, lazy, malicious, silly and if it leaves, it will be all the same a pity to it.

Well, we have just proved what choose the guy the enamoured girl can only not, that I and advise to all of them. Here it is necessary to divide strictly love, carrots and a legal marriage. I recommend to impatient girls to get ordinary dobrachnuju carrots with more mature men and, having calmed it the maiden impatience, sober eyes to look narrowly at potential grooms. Well, and, of course, also it is not necessary to pay special attention on owning them during this moment of the adult rabbit which functions are very primitive and carry a temporality.

To prompt to searching romantic love of the girl I in any way here I can not, as such love can be found in any public transport or even in the street: has blinked, has sighed, has asked, has led, has learnt, has learnt, has thrown. I here interpret for a reasonable choice of the marriage partner. Well, first, the guy not necessarily should be is well dressed, you then will change clothes of it. Secondly, the girl before the working out of new object of adoration should look at the guy, close eyes and present itself together with it. If thus murashki will go only on a back at the girl the guy should be thrown there and then and if everywhere will grow cold or will become warmer from presented the guy has passed the first test for appeal and he can be examined further. Thirdly, the guy necessarily should be able to talk. It, of course, yet mature twitter of the skilled male, but also in this boastful popiskivanii it is possible to catch the future notes. Remember, that if before marriage the guy does not promise you gold mountains, it any more the fool. He should say that is lovely to your heart, and itself to guess, that from it wish to hear. Be afraid of the guys, often telling to you jokes. In marriage with such merry fellow you feel the heroine of one of them, but will be already late - you will be already pregnant this joke.

Fourthly, the guy should climb constantly to you with tendernesses, and you is coquettish from it to beat off. If the guy obstinately plays a role of the decent man for which your soul is more important than a body any girl should prick up the ears and in time expose a hypocrite.

Fifthly, the guy should not spit on asphalt, use foul language more once in day, constantly want some beer, shake hands with all boys passing by you, it is joyful to get acquainted with your girlfriends and often to ask, when your parents will leave the house.

Sixthly, the guy should to be simply, differently there is nobody will try all above-named points.

What to do, that you had a new guy: to put on, turn, cover lacks, to dress a short skirt or the fitting trousers, to the first to smile, the first to be confused, the second to start talking, many times to think, flatter, agree on appointment, to be late, be thoughtful, to disagree, begin to cry, leave and, thus, not to forget to leave to it the phone number.

As you can see, it is absolutely simple.

And what to do, if one cretins come across to you? Replace cosmetics, try a long skirt, all the same smile, the first start talking, of what do not think, result it on appointment, also disagree and do not leave, while it will not leave to you number of phone. If and after that such boys it is time to think of that such girl can you and not come across to you not.

And still, the liked guy should be held two hands, but it is better not for a throat. They for some reason do not love it. And to keep I recommend caress, but it is not literally, but only through clothes.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

HOW TO CHOOSE THE MAN

In last release we already studied with you as it is necessary to choose correctly the guy, and today we will talk about more difficult choice of the adult man.

Well, in this case the woman always should choose from this, that remains, or to attempt on sacred - to beat off another's husband.

First, how unmistakably to distinguish the married man from single, well, for example, in the street. The married man goes and inspects the women who have liked him, and single is proud paces, expecting, that ladies just about to rush on it. In the closed premises married men try to achieve your affinity, and single try to make effective impression. In bachelors you always make out special attention to, that very much differs from behaviour of the married man.

If you have decided to choose fairly the husband or the friend from everything, that remains unmarried the choice at you is not great. In the majority unmarried men are diffident on themselves, romanticheski pliable and sexually weak individuals any more absolutely, say, protivopolozhennogo to you of a floor because in the course of time start to get and female qualities. They are gradually accustomed to prepare, erase, save, go shopping and does without women. In casual sex they in a female way are tender, decent and romantic. It often also bribes in the beginning the women who have got acquainted with them who very quickly are satiated with this susalnoj tenderness and leave to rough men with whom again start itself to feel the present woman, instead of the girl-friend for the girl-friend of a male.

I do not speak here about those unmarried men who remained without families because of vodka, pathological cruelty to women and chronic laziness. This third grade allow me not to discuss at all and sincerely to sympathise with women whom for the sake of children long years with such copies are compelled to live.

Very rare exception of the general unmarried man's population are widowers, especially with children, retired military men who have lost a family because of heavy service and svezhe the dissolved men (if not because of vodka). What to do with widowers all women know - to replace to its children mother, and he will convince itself(himself), that you his wife. With retired colonels or ensigns too it is easy - it is necessary to appear simply at it near at hand. But what have left service not longer approach only, than 6 months ago. If before you the retired officer who has already lived on pension of more year and and did not marry, it already, in the sexual relation, not ' the former colonel ', and the grown decrepit lady's man. It to be very insulting for any woman the tenth mistress under the account at grown old and alone person.

With svezhe the dissolved men it is much more difficult. First of all it is necessary to find out, how much he drinks, walks on the party, the impotent man plays gamblings or how much. Unfortunately, everything, and especially the last, it is necessary to check on itself. Well, should warn, that workings out of such man under the future husband come to an end with disappointment more often.

And now we will pass to more perspective, but a little ticklish way otbivanija another's husbands., technology most otbivanija, excuse for the truth, it is very simple - to lay down. Well, not simply and in a hurry, and, completely and from different directions having shown to the man, how much you it is good. I will not describe a detail, as now at us conversation on a choice of the man, instead of on its deduction.

Of course, to choose the ready and already taken place man it is much easier, than from the snotty boy or the dissolved hermit. Well, it is possible to beat off the chief, the actor, the politician, the highly paid worker, the businessman. I, will fairly tell, all life envied young women who through successful marriage with the man are more senior its years on 10-20 in one wedding day can to solve all vital problems, most then to be well off and to future children to twist a gold nest.

If all women at a choice of men always chose first of all what on the essence are leaders and are capable to contain normally a family in hundred years the new generation of people would grow, much cleverer and adapted for a life. And the madam constantly interferes with this selection natural, apparently, Love, that is the human nature which pulls people to breed not on reason, and at blind desire. Here from this instinctive desire or love, I also warn you at a choice of the man - the further against love, the more reasonably your choice.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

THOSE MEN

At the majority of modern men the self-respect is ready above the basic man's instinct and consequently they pass in the life of everything, in their opinion, unapproachable women and are content only with what hint them about liking. Well to tell easier, men very much are afraid to stick the first to the weaker sex not to wound the vanity possible refusal, and wait for activity from women.

This degeneration of prepotent (strong) males allows to breed to passive men and to produce the same passive posterity. For last three hundred years fine ladies even have forgotten partially, how these real princes who climbed from an armour on the beloved literally smelt, defended this right to uncountable tournaments and competitions, and they persuaded girls much more persistently: ' Svetlolikaja a Rose, eclipsed the look the sun, be mine, and that I will interrupt all your relatives on duels, and then I will burn your patrimonial lock, it is better allow me to kiss the scarf dropped by you. Well, that you look, the silly woman, throw a scarf on the earth, I all in an armour have sweated '.

Fortunately, some descendants of these knights have lived and up to now. Today them was no more, than one knight on hundred men. Now women name such knights philanderers, ladies' men and even scoundrels if they suddenly from them leave, and the beloveds when they only start to stick. As it is not strange, but this ' each 100-th man ' or simply ladies' man, by quantity of sexual meetings overtakes this passive one hundred men, delivers to fine ladies the brightest love affairs and has time to breed not only in the family, but also in another's families. If today's women met only decent men in hundred years the country population would decrease time in ten.

All trouble of modern men, that they do not like to breed. They do not stick to each passing by skirt, in hope to find happiness under every second. They are afraid to marry several times for the life, since the youth saving up freedom for any pensioner. They even are afraid to get children that they did not take away from them macaroni, beer and a place at the TV.

All hope only on ladies' men, after all only they are still capable to allow to feel to the woman the weak woman and to be so tasty deceived, that, calling it then last words, she will recollect all life, how with it it was good, well, let though once, but it is very good.

For ten years of work to leaders of a marriage heading in the newspaper me has got only 80 men at whom was more than hundred women. Said lies, of course, about the feats much more men, but I have learnt to distinguish for a long time man's bragging from the fair statistics. Among champions I wish to note tridtsatipjatiletnego the worker who has subdued 138 hearts. I met it personally and even with the calculator helped to count all its feats. And, he demanded, that blondes were considered one for two, but I have insisted on their equality with brunettes. On the second place I would write down the man for sixty of one rural area. At it 165 tempted women and some more tens grandmas as which he has decided not to consider as washed with them in a bath only as a last resort. I personally went and have examined this bath. The grandfather has shown to me 165 polaroidnyh pictures where it in a naked kind sat on a bench with the bared maidens.

And on the first place there was a military man, and at all the colonel, and the simple ensign. At it all also was zadokumentirovano on a photo and video. It is all I recalculate with it could not, as its sex was too soldier's, and drunk girls and women differed only on a figure and a hair colour, as drunk beauties all on one person and it not absolutely human. The ensign had 207 love victories, and, about fifty in group to fight. Though it is necessary to notice, that it was twice wounded: and both times a gonorrhoea.

As to ladies' men of normal activity at them happens no more than 50-70 tempted women and to ten scattered on a city and the country of children more often. But they seldom happen wounded men and are ill only with a flu.

And by quantity of born children all records while belong to builders: at one 2 and 16 on the party, and at another 1 child and 24 strangers. And washes away to name surnames of these in own way eminent Russians. They even in it have overtaken me.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MANIACS

For ten years of work as leader of a marriage heading in the newspaper I esteemed much and have seen everyone, and today I wish to tell about maniacs. What is the man-maniac it clearly everything, but the image of the woman-maniac at us in the country precisely is not defined. One name so sexually insatiable women, others call unduly corrupted young women, and the third in general are assured, that women-maniacs hunt on people much more often and more successfully man's maniacs, but thanks to female cunning never come across.

I for ten years have got acquainted with all three variants.

About nine years ago the woman ostensibly infected with AIDS who threatened in revenge has written to a marriage heading to infect all idle men. This terrible announcement has been published in the newspaper, but it has not weakened a love heat of our men, therefore the maniac has written to me once again and has sadly complained, that while anybody to infect to it it was not possible. It has given some thoughtless announcements, many men have responded, and it met several. And as business reached an intim, she regretted the man, and was not given to it, rescuing the stranger from infection. With one muzhik it all the same has made this evil deed, but after half an hour admitted it, and they together with the suffered man all night long to callosities washed and disinfected its bodies. At it for fear even forces were not it to beat.

And for all ten years of a heading of a marriage heading was about ten such threats: half from spidonostsev and as much from gonorejtsev.

As to natural maniacs, with knifes and axes about such meetings to me in edition the suffered men often enough wrote. One student, for example, after night of love very much liked to play an edge of the razor at a throat of the next lover. If the man was thus described for fear, it there and then released, and if came across not shy ten, could also half-day so to lie.

One more woman adored to represent itself tsarina Tamara by order of whom killed all its lovers in the morning. This Russian Tamara had nobody to order, and she undertook a finishing axe. Well, they have run about, of course, in plenty, and then it have caught and to be treated have taken away. And the escaped man complained to me, that it had an impotence, and I am obliged now to it to help to smooth a psychological trauma. I have not believed in the beginning to the man, but, having met it, have received particulars as it cut, in what places have slightly hooked, I have examined almost all places. Well, royally it its sobriquets: the ear part, a part of a finger and is not enough from a back.

One more maniac was so jealous, that almost to death has hammered loved by pans. From distance of six metres it has made some tens kastrjulnyh throws, in the beginning on a mobile target, and then some more control pans on a motionless body. Fortunately, it has survived, and in militia they did not address, therefore and to this day live happily. Last year me again happy New Year congratulated.

As to the corrupted maniacs here it is possible to result weight of examples. One woman, her husband complained, demanded man's affinity during its washing in a bathroom. It very much was not pleasant to the husband: it is wet, soars, it is damp around and a washing machine not in so works. Here it also has advertised in the newspaper that would like to make love in more comfortable conditions. One more husband of the spouse forced to love it exclusively on a loggia, even in the winter when all freezes. It, whether see, was born in Vorkuta and its grandfather in a plague of veins. They there always on street leave, that children did not spy.

Yes, sexual female imaginations are much brighter man's which imagination does not go further, than to try on a table, in the lift or at once with two women. The weaker sex in it much more refined. Here, for example, one student of local teacher's college each time before the love certificate asked the guy to represent from itself this or that Russian writer: that of Nekrasov, Chekhov, and even Tolstoy. And whether easily in such great image to make so primitive movements, moreover thus to quote the great classic. Under Pushkin, the guy told, still it is possible to be engaged in love, there in each line erotic implied sense, and under Dostoevsky will not relax and hurriedly will turn sour.

And last variant of maniacs the most widespread. They are sexually unsatisfied women, that is practically all. It is necessary to any lady though time to ask the sexual additive as it there and then will tenderly call the maniac, but this obzyvalka very much is pleasant to them.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MATRIMONIAL CHANGES

Today it is far not each woman will risk to search for the lover under the announcement in the newspaper. Last two years such female announcements submit to the newspaper for the sake of a trick more likely, well, easier to look, who will respond to them and will come, that because of a corner to look at this miracle on safe distance. Sex on such appointment, naturally, any is not present, but the woman all the same will receive pleasure. Everyone put because of you merznet in the street the man inflamed with erotic presentiments.

And here ten years ago there was simply a boom of matrimonial incorrectness under newspaper announcements. The most modest married women whom and to sigh towards other man wrote to the newspaper even did not dare. And here dared to send letters to unfamiliar men, and with loudly knocking heart hoped for a miracle: a bouquet, a chocolate, coffee and a condom not full of holes. Excuse, of course, for some naturalism in the description but that was was.

I already ten years ago on work (from last forces trying to be kept in frameworks of journalistic investigation) met these searching to myself of lovers Russians. To tell the truth, that I not always admitted the journalist and, that more, the leader of a marriage heading, therefore meetings were natural. During a half an hour I am sympathising listened to almost identical monologue about their bad and inattentive husbands, and then they usually declared, that have just decided not to become mistresses, and on a meeting have come exclusively with curiosity. It at all was not a female coquetry, is simple they yet did not know what to do with some indulgence which has suddenly fallen down them of erotic customs in our already beginning to go mad a society. As experiment I in the end of each recoil from love appointment modestly put hands on shoulders the stirred up family of the woman, and it there and then closed eyes, slabla, and was already ready to follow the unfamiliar man on coffee to it home, in a country house, in any silent square, that is, though on a world's end. If I did not have own wife, and would tell about it in more details, but, believe, I more any more do not wish to risk and turn aside from neatly started in me kastrjulki.

Till now I am surprised, why ten years ago teachers, teachers and cleaners became the most active mistresses. Avant-guard of a sensuality, so to say. And, the school teacher even in bed with the lover remained is true the trade, that is not how many agreed, how many condemned and tried to struggle with it. I, speak, in it I am engaged in first and last time, but tomorrow I have not enough lessons and we can meet. As to cleaners they in those days each new applicant for a role of the lover it is sympathising asked: you, hour, not from new Russian will be, and how will start clothes to tear on me, and to me on change we will leave there is nothing.

Today it to recollect and it is sad and ridiculous. And after all somewhere in the middle of 90-years of the last century we, Russian, have for ever lost all romanticism of matrimonial changes and have transformed these appointments from bright holidays into sweaty exercise rooms where everyone snuffles about the.

As to lovers-men their sights at matrimonial changes for last ten years have not undergone essential changes, both wanted, and want. Well, that it has come to it full, cheerful and on all a consonant and that praised it for any trifles, even for cheap iriski and that always believed, that it such on all this world one.

This man's neglect to the woman appears in all. Once I was found by the young woman and has asked to read a pack of letters which have written on its announcement potential ljubovnichki and why she from them will not answer anybody. I zaotnekivalsja, that supposedly another's letters, somehow inconveniently. Here then she has read them to me. With all matjugami and erotic offers. Me with neprivychki even zatoshnilo. I do not know, the man who to the unfamiliar woman in detail describes how the elephant has sex hopes for what answer, meaning, naturally. Even in a zoo of such deep love does not happen. And all letters as under a carbon paper are written. One promises to deliver the sea of pleasure and quickly to execute all its erotic imaginations. And about the most important female imagination anybody and has not written to it, and them, to women, it would be desirable, that them, first, adored, and already then elephants trampled. Here therefore such muzhiks often also remain with a nose, that is with a trunk.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

ROUBLE LOVE

For ten years of existence of a marriage heading in our newspaper time and again it was possible to me to face so-called house prostitution when even decent girls and women tried to find the man for the purpose of small compensation for tenderness and love. In the majority with the requirement of material compensation we simply did not print such announcements, with some authors of these references tried to communicate, moreover have read some hundreds love affairs on this theme.

I will not begin to stop in detail on predoplatnoj love among students when coming the girl entered intimate relations with the man for the right of use of its living space or for practical gifts: boots, hats, jackets and other rags. These are very sad histories about poor provincials whom the destiny has forced to suffer opposite men a little bit. Basically, with it sinned the student of the second and third years, but later they became independent literally and did not require any more small man's tips.

Even more often in newspapers sent announcements quite safe girls who searched for sponsors and tried to sell expensively it the virginity. I tried to find out for a long time, excuse, quotations on the maiden honour and even recently for fun itself has advertised, that supposedly a certain well-founded man completely undertakes to contain the woman who has liked it. In the course of five appointments and eight telephone conversations it was possible to me razgovorit some girls who have requested for the first love night from 10 to 60 thousand roubles. Naturally, I bargained, and the price considerably fell, but the girl did not leave hope to receive for love at least some hundreds roubles. I could not explain any of them, that their in itself virginity (yes for such money) is necessary to nobody, the man will be much more generous in usual relations where it really love.

In a real life, judging by love affairs of our readers, it is a lot of girls and for years money for love tries to find women, remaining thus within the limits of decency, that is, not becoming professionals. These ladies, probably, long cannot believe that the Russian muzhik on money to untwist very hard. It will much easier give to the woman all salary, than to someone will present for a night ten roubles.

As to successful sale of the caresses some tens erotic adventures contained the description of such financial victories. At one young woman, for example, was four lovers, it has accustomed each of which before appointment to it to go to shop behind products and if, the lover saved on sausage she loved it on pair sighs less. One six-ten years' grandmother who for money kissed through a scarf the seventy-year grandfather has very funny written. The grandfather specially for this purpose bought one-dollar denominations and thrust the loved banknote for the handle of points. I personally would pay much, that at it to look.

Still our marriage heading has faced such financial phenomenon, as threat by suicide from girls of 13-16 years. This gentle and psychologically unstable age in some curly heads simply overturned all upside down. Approximately, time two in a month in edition come announcements where little girls suggest to buy from them ' night of passion ' for 2-5 thousand roubles which very much are for some reason necessary to them. Usually these announcements come to an end with additions that is their last hope, that differently they will immediately commit suicide. Naturally, we did not print such announcements and even in some cases tried to agree by phone and to calm the upset girl. I was amazed thus with absurd of a problem because of which they so became hysterical. One, for example, wished to collect thus 1500 roubles and to pay for a training apparatus with which help dreamt to grow thin.

As funny love, me the case from a hostel of local institute where girls hung out announcements in the evening was remembered, that for 10 roubles to any can to show the whole minute a naked breast. It has been met by boys with delight, but money at students has quickly ended, and they began to ask to show on credit. In general, the idea was lost because of chronic neediness of our students. Even more amusing case if to trust one reader's adventure, has occurred in small village where enterprising seljanka ostensibly contained an intimate bath in which all for 100 roubles in a rural way itself caressed men, but then washed pretty well.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

PATERNITY UNDER THE REQUEST

For ten years of work in the newspaper I have read to leaders of a marriage heading very many reader's revelations how lonely women dare to get the child without the special help of the father.

Judging by man's erotic memoirs, this cheerful and very exciting adventure at which the man of feels free and useful, that is the present male of a primitive society where at once after the love certificate it is necessary to run again for a mammoth and for ever to forget about quickly caressed lady. These primitive and forgotten instincts so please the modern man, that almost each of them any minute is ready to help to become pregnant to the unfamiliar woman if after that it is possible to escape and hide for ever under that skirt unique which could tame it and disaccustom to this bad habit everywhere to swing the man's advantages.

As to women for them, the same action is interfaced to time intolerable moral experiences.

Well, first, it is selection of the suitable muzhik. If the woman searches for the donor only on appearance it is possible to it easily: at the young guy all is written on the person, and at the man in years it is easy to elicit to look its photo in more early age. All is much more difficult, if the woman from the scientific point of view approaches to breeding work on men. For a long time already and all it became clear, that from the clever man the same children more adapted by a life and which it is easy in her of all are born achieve. And always it would be desirable still bolshego, well that this man-donor was also talented. (Even married ladies look after such donors). In this case, it is necessary the woman literally the rare species though the award born then for this work, will pay off not only morally hunts on this very much, but also is material - the clever and talented child through 20 starts to earn years the big money.

Basically, Russian women choose in donors of high men of the average appearance having prestigious work. And on age for this simple business usually invite men from 35 till 50 years (though if to trust medicine, men are more senior 50 years give stronger posterity).

As to, secondly, that to the woman it is necessary not only to pick up, but also to persuade on this help the looked after man. All arrangements are reduced to one: to convince shivering donor, that mother will not have to it any material claims and not begins to come and make scandals in its lawful family. These arrangements seldom occupy on time of more half an hour - all easily agree.

And, thirdly, most test for future mother is heavy are moral torments, that she should ask about it any muzhik. In this case, the woman very much tries - and to become pregnant and, thus, to avoid direct contact to the donor. I read recently the unusual letter - a tragicomedy with a glass. She has persuaded him to stay in other room and imperceptibly to put the donor sunflower seeds in a glass, and at it it is some days it was impossible. Began to put sunflower seeds in one room - again it is impossible. Have started so strongly together to put these sunflower seeds in a glass, that they have got there where and it is necessary by the nature, and then it went three years to it already without a glass and married it after a birth of the second child.

It becomes very frequent the intermediary of such immaculate conception the best girlfriend of future mother. This true girl-friend herself finds the necessary man and so agrees with it that he at the certificate of love did not see the person wished to give birth to the child of the woman. That only to this confidential love it is not applied. It and a dense bandage on eyes of both partners, and full darkness. It and the big, dividing bed-sheet with, excuse, a hole in the middle without which, well, in any way it is impossible to achieve the necessary result. And happens, that future mother and the donor take away for friendship in other area, by two cars, in a dense forest, and stop to collect there on half an hour on a berry clearing.

In letters many times readers asked me, and whether addressed personally to me, as to the leader of a marriage heading, for the similar help. Well, let's tell lies beautifully. For ten years, of course, everyone happens, but, think sensibly, if I refused to nobody, in 20 years (already it is less) my city the grown up journalists who would have different surnames, but would flood identical appearance. Same the present film of horrors would turn out. Well, I hope, that anything terrible will not occur.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

SWEET MOTHERS-IN-LAW

For ten years of work in the newspaper I have read to leaders of a marriage heading much and have seen everyone, and today I wish to tell about the Russian mothers-in-law. In love affairs of our readers it is completely not comic image as it represent in slippery jokes. After all the love between the son-in-law and the mother-in-law is so gentle and so often happens, that about it precisely for a long time it was necessary to write.

From the point of view of the son-in-law, its mother-in-law is its own wife who has grown old to the best. On the one hand, it has lost the maiden freshness, but has in exchange got life experience, has ceased to be capricious and has grown wiser. Here with this perfect ideal, besides able to listen to him and to make a dinner the young husband in one apartment faces. I will not be mistaken, if I will tell, that almost each son-in-law is a little enamoured in the mother-in-law, but real love reaches only when also the mother-in-law falls in love with the son-in-law.

From the point of view of the mother-in-law, its son-in-law is one more fatal flaw of its favourite daughter. On the one hand, she understands, that could be and worse and in every way tries to correct the son-in-law. In the course of this re-education, the son-in-law for it becomes native, gradually starts to like, because it already creation of its mother-in-law's hands. It as own hands the connected sweater to which already would like to brag. During this moment of the mother-in-law really also fall in love with husbands of the daughters.

And further case business. More often, the mother-in-law starts to coquet innocently the first with the son-in-law who on this fertile field gradually has a concrete desire. It is quite often embodied on a drunk head - either at it, or at it, and it is better at once on two drunk heads.

This first time at many sons-in-law happens to the mother-in-law also the last. It even between them also is not discussed - both parties all life then pretend, that between them was nothing. Well, what mother will want to do much harm to happiness of the daughter. If it was so.

Second time with the mother-in-law many venture not, but these daredevils never meet any resistance. The mother-in-law once taken by storm ceases to be for the son-in-law an unapproachable fortress and surrenders to a young cat, as the out of breath mouse.

Judging by numerous descriptions of our readers, constant, sexual relations with mothers-in-law arise during the most improper time. Well, for example, the young wife for ten minutes in shop behind bread has jumped out, and the son-in-law as from a chain has broken at this time. That to sense from it round a table to run, when time just barely enough, and it all the same will catch up. Here the mother-in-law where it have unawares found also falls. The most interesting, that about these relations sons-in-law tell only the general words - a pier, was, and still will be. And mothers-in-law in the erotic revelations in a marriage heading in the newspaper tried not only to describe the reason of the sin, but also its detail. I will not be mistaken, if I will assume, that every fifth young son-in-law though has once caught up with the mother-in-law, and every tenth - is engaged in it more regularly, than with the young wife. These forbidden lovers sometimes even under convenient time adjust labour shifts, to the full extent use holidays, and on a five-minute sin it is possible to invent a situation every day.

Well, to whom, it is asked from these relations badly? To the son-in-law it is good, the mother-in-law too gets used, and a sure gain to the young wife. First, she also does not know. Secondly, the husband not to get the mistress on the party, and all gives all the best in a family. Thirdly, it is typed from the mother-in-law of mind and love experience and transfers to its wife. Fourthly, it is the world in a family, instead of okopnaja war between the son-in-law and the mother-in-law where all means are good, but would be desirable for a long time a brick.

And here for ever mothers-in-law withdraw sons-in-law from the daughters extremely seldom. Usually this joint residing which stops natural by, with a growing of the mother-in-law full, so to say, and its leaving on pension arranges all.

For ten years to me has got no more three tens love affairs of our readers where the young wife ostensibly learnt about these strange relations. Well, after short scandal, the storm between a daughter and mum quickly ceased, and relatives amicably exchanged apartment. And fairy tales that some sons-in-law ostensibly in the opened live and with a daughter and mum, I carry to inept imaginations of sexually overripe men at which language is usually dirtier than the bird's dung.

We should not laugh at it. The love of the mother-in-law and the son-in-law is present love. It, of course, the Asian origin in which we, Russian, are got strongly mixed up. After all soul us, muzhiks, always draws to that woman who further, and a body pulls to that that is closer.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

WILD DREAMS OF THE LEFT WOMEN

And it is easy to guess, that dreams the majority of the left women: or she in a dream again swears at the former husband or is loved with it both hands. It still anything. But parts of women during this difficult period dreamt their love relations with pets or monsters. More often the ordinary cats who have grown to the huge sizes stuck to them in a dream. I will not result the citation from numerous letters, I will notice only, that, basically, these cats simply embraced and very dexterously and humanly kissed the women who have yearned on man's caress. If the sleeping beauty had not time to wake up from this nightmare, of course, there was also something bolshee in time. Agree, that with a cat is still all right, on it imaginations at everyone will suffice. Whether yes you ask any young woman dream it cats if it thus reddens - means, it for a long time any more married.

And here is much worse, if more opposite animals stuck to the sleeping woman with love. Any words to me decently not to retell dreams of these women if, for example, dreamt a dog or grown till the sizes of a cow house homjachok.

That is surprising, but almost identical dreams on this theme dreamt the most different women. Probably, so it is necessary to them by the most female nature.

For ten years I managed to analyse some hundreds dreams on this theme. Especially I wish to note kinkongovuju a series when young women this huge monkey pursued with the courtings. You represent love when loved in the sizes three times there is less than ear of a huge gorilla. Well, naprjagite imagination, as it at them. One woman in the description of the dreadful dream and has written: ' all night long I shout: only not from above '. Naturally, about such nightmares even to the close girlfriend on a secret you will not tell, only the psychiatrist can understand it.

Me personally as leader of a marriage heading, draconian dreams in which to the young woman the dragon from Russian national fairy tale was glued our ordinary trehglavyj very entertained. Notice, that with trehglavym a dragon in itself the typical group sex is impossible love to the Russian woman as it, excuse for a word. Besides, in a dream such dragon sticks to the woman at once all heads. One young woman even admitted the letter in edition, that the left head was pleasant once to it, and she persuaded half-nights other heads though for a minute to close eyes and not to spy.

What, whether understands, an ill luck. Film actors different would dream better to the thrown wives, yes it is more nice, and in the head inflamed by divorce the most sick and fantastic dreams are born only. That costs, for example, the love with an ordinary crocodile when it holds in a dream cherepovchanku teeth for hair, dexterously bosses paws, and during the most pleasant moment bites off with a beloved a head. ' To me, - one our reader has written, - this creature came every week. I even have got used to its caresses and only begged not to bite off in the end of my head, but the crocodile all the same bit off, while I the second time have not married '.

Very many women in the dreams turn to different animals, thereby help to love itself in this exotic kind. More often, the left Russians turn to hens and meet cocks. And, these cocks come across and speaking, stir, make laugh the woman-hen and even call her in marriage. Once one woman so in the love affair also admitted, what even then, loving in reality the ordinary man, it closed eyes and recollected the cock who consoled its three years of loneliness. It would be erroneous to believe, that the woman is most of all similar to a cat, therefore in a dream it should reincarnate first of all in this beautiful animal. Unfortunately, hens they see themselves much more often. Yes, to a place to tell, that mermaids they too to themselves not to act in film. If in a dream see itself in water necessarily sink, they are rescued by wonderful princes, and then, unfortunately, the fine saviour turns to the green dead man and climbs for something big. Here it is necessary to wake up in time.

Unfortunately, svezhe to the dissolved men of anything such exotic does not dream, because they give too much time to a real embodiment of man's freedom and sleep simply a little.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

Email me