The woman at the wheel:))

THE BOOK OF SEXUAL REVELATIONS

(Alexey Vinogradov, the journalist, conducted ten years a marriage heading in the newspaper)

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-1-ВРЕМЯ TEARS

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... For ten years of conducting a marriage heading in the newspaper to me has had the luck to meet and talk to several hundreds women of different age. More often they wished to communicate with conducting, only sometimes I showed in it the initiative. For this time I have learnt to listen, and then and to understand a female half. I will fairly tell, we men (and I not an exception in it) are absolutely not worthy a fine half of mankind. Girls and women are simply compelled such to suffer us - for want of something better. It is unfair, but three quarters of all vital troubles fall down fragile female shoulders. And, and, to it it is difficult with us muzhiks at any age. I even have deduced two heaviest female periods of a life: it with 13 till 15 years and with 42 till 47 years. About these meetings I wish to state the impressions in an age order.

12-17 years. It dzhuletovsky the period. This fine time of the first and disinterested love, this desire simply to be near to it, this time of tears and dribbling kisses, this desire to give everything, that at you is. Even if at you in general anything is not present at this age - all the same all take.

Girls actively start to write announcements to a marriage heading somewhere in 14-15 years. In the majority they search for "tender seals" and promise to them - "and then we will look" and "something bolshee". And guys most of all react to two words in the maiden announcements is a nice girl or house.

Once again I remind, that for the girl with 13 till 17 years is Time of Tears. You represent tortures of the young little girl which on the spiritual female essence is rather adult person, and on the ordinary female nature - it yet does not have necessary female insidiousness, experience, a thrift, flattery and a coquetry. Without it it is absolutely unarmed also open to injury. It is necessary almost to any young man to tell, how it is necessary to it, its not skilled heart there and then wrongly prompts is That Guy! Such "those" for these three years on each girl drops out on 3-7 copies. And everyone costs such maiden sufferings, that, excuse me, at more mature age such love experiences already simply not to sustain. The adult woman breaks on such love pain and is saving exhales from itself - "Yes you have gone..."

And what gets to the little girl dzhuletovskogo age? Its boys-coevals (in the majority) for the present are able to neigh and shout only greasiness. They are not capable of beautiful words and flowers, they yet in a condition to understand or listen. It is for the present simple children whom as kittens study to hunt on mice - to kiss little girls. To wait from them something for the adult, of course, it is impossible. They for the first sexual experience agree a piece of the cow flat cake to eat - if only them to love have admitted. Excuse for the truth. The very first guys have the ugliest little girls is more often. They is more tenacious catch in children and that them to keep, the first agree with them on "something bolshee". Ugly in general happier - they then and in marriage leave is better, and divorces worry is better, and to second marriage get is more often. These are beautiful do not know, where with the beauty to disappear. Here also get to different histories.

Well, naturally, little girls of 13-17 years are lost in contemplation of more adult guys, which even more sorientirovany on "something bolshee". And these young reptiles somehow inherit the best ways of childlike seduction: "You know, - he speaks to it, - I without it cannot". To Him of years 15-19, but it already without sex, the pancake, well cannot. Also did not try, and cannot any more. And they trust them. And that it will run away from it in couple of months to another - for it will be more than tragedy. To me one girl told, that it then roared within two years, is strict in the mornings - instead of gymnastics.

And about what they at this age write to the newspaper? Basically, it is very similar tragedies which once I have already deduced one offer: "As I loved it, and what it has then appeared a reptile". Often they describe, how studied in a far youth (in 9-11 years) to kiss on teddy bears and doggies. Almost all of them say lies, that them solicited at their school fizruk or the tutor in summer camp. Their these erotic adventures are very similar to adventures of the Red Hat with the Grey Wolf - it catches up with it, breaks clothes, but not is, and for some reason escapes. I do not know, where they in a real life saw such bad Grey Wolves. Probably, at all of them simply syndrome of the Red Hat - not realised desire to be eaten. The girl at this age is always ready on any victim about whom it then it will be obligatory to repent. All private world of the little girl also consists in it till 18 years: to wait, give and sob. It also is TIME of TEARS.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-2-ВРЕМЯ PRINCES

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... About girls of 18-25 years. It is the period of princesses on peas. Well it is not literally, of course, because at the modern girl of a problem in the size not with small goroshinku, and about the big brick. But this fine time of the first sexual passion, this time of desires and, let short, but already female happiness, this time of dressed flashily males and mass abortions, this time of the first unsuccessful marriages and not weakening desire to find the real man - this fantastic prince. Often such princes even find, they for years live nearby, carry body stockings with the drooped knees, bring small salaries and arrange insulting pjanki. But even in through spent on drink physiognomy of such prince is not present, and the fantastic crown of its former dream will flash for the tired wife. Till 25 years is TIME of PRINCES, and it means, that they to be obliged somewhere.

Girls of 18-25 years are more rare than other female age write and give announcements in marriage headings. They search under the newspaper of young men for pleasant for time of prodriving and, only sometimes, any girl till 25 years starts to search for somebody and with serious intentions. But, having received on the announcement of 5-10 letters, it usually for a long time vanishes with this post happiness. And in vain. At this age it is the most easier to marry well under the announcement. Almost each persevering girl, eventually, successfully marries 2-6 months of searches.

In general it seems to me, that they in 18-25 years write the announcements to the newspaper only to write the next love affair. And I will tell, write enough zaboristo and with the big imagination. Happened, you process such erotic message for the publication in the newspaper, and in a head you estimate - and I could so, it would be necessary to try with somebody.

Judging by their love affairs, each girl at this age worries about this period of 5-25 frivolous novels (this night for me meant nothing) and 2-3 serious (from long "dynamo" before transient marriage). You do not forget, that this TIME of PRINCES and any languid sight in a disco, the sincere smoke break on a party and the ticket transferred in a tram can force to fall in love the girl with the young man, instantly to make out in it the unusual and long-awaited prince. Young men and real men actively and with pleasure (it is frequent even without a condom) use this feature of girls of this age: suffice, and that another will come running! And for girls this period the most dangerous - the majority of the marriages concluded at this age, quickly transform young creation into single mother with serious intentions and material problems.

And what to do, if at this age mean instincts pull each girl to choose the best, here it and touches: one, the second... The tenth... - changing one sewed on soap, and soap, excuse, on another sewed. Well, you understand, about what I.

It is not justified by any mythical super sexuality of girls of this age, only every fifth of them lives a normal life - when It always near by, at the others it sometimes and does not happen months - and though that, anybody is not scratched at all. It is usual unruliness of the males using the maiden weaknesses. It is a pity, that while there is no such law that all of them necessarily married the girls seduced by them - and at unwillingness to conclude marriage, compulsory castration or superfluous two years in army. Now for them this one and too. Soon all amicably will not go to army, and will be engaged in alternative service - old women in hospitals on all "otkosivshih" will not suffice, that behind them a vessel to take out.

If I was asked today council at once by girls of 18-25 years I would advise to all of them two words - it is necessary to HOLD on till 25 years and less often to be for guys and muzhiks a disposable hen, and there you and can distinguish the present guy from the empty fellow. It as in "the Fairy tale about Malchishe-Kibalchishe" - should resist only day, yes night not to be given, and there by 25 years long-awaited woman's mind (on a fairy tale - Red Army) will come and will rescue you from superfluous female sufferings.

Me quite often in letters ask, instead of whether more reliably at this age to marry the man of years on 10-20 is more senior itself. But is not present - not more reliably, they too for the present understand men a little. Here one 22-year-old girl has written to me in the letter, what even under the newspaper ostensibly feels huge sexual power of the author of "Female secrets". And it can by a youth is mistaken - simply in the newspaper a font such.

And here to marry the man is much more senior itself, it will be more justified at other female age - after 25 years.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-3-ВРЕМЯ DRAWS IN

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... About girls of 25-30 years. It is the period of deep disappointment. This time when the unmarried girl after a question on its private life wishes to kill the asked. It is the period when they already all became women, but every third and did not become the wife. One has carried - they already second time have jumped out, and it still are not present. I wish to tell about those to whom yet has not carried.

The lonely woman of this age shares on two categories - with the child and without. If the child already is - it would like simple female happiness. And if the child is not present - that would be desirable so, that though on a wall climb.

They still search in the announcements of real men, they still hope, that these men are similar on book and cine samples. At them ahead, like, still the full area of roses, but they already agree and carnations. It seems to me, that the best girls for the first time marry after 25 years, it seems to me, that at this age lonely women with children become the best wives also. They such are not born are a waiting time does by their such fine women. They too long wait for the happiness, that it so simply to miss. If I was the single man I would marry this female age of times in five years. The man in general is obliged to marry.

At this age of the girl most painfully perceive man's "dynamo". It when he and itself does not marry, and to another does not give. Simply sleeps with it in the pleasure, and every evening also convinces: well what for to us marriage, still we will be in time, still we will live for themselves, after all I so love you... Lovely girls and women, at you are on kitchen not absolutely beautiful and unpretentious plates? Also it is not necessary to regret them. It to you about a free life without marriage, and you to it gently plateau on a muzzle - hrjas-terjas, it to you about a life for itself - and you the second plateau - hrjas-mjas. Every second after that marries. And if will leave, the reptile, lines with it, faster another will become attached.

Even worse with married lovers. On myself I know. Such as will become attached - the century in lonely to cuckoo. After all in married men leave the best, on all of them does not suffice, here and happens, that two women fall in love with one - the wife and the mistress at once. I categorically against to get mistresses of this age. To walk it is necessary with those to whom till 25 years or after 30. And at this age the girl is obliged to create a family, and it is not necessary to it to take for a ride married novels - it then with whom it is necessary to it will be developed. And now at it "TIME DRAWS in" - it is necessary to twist own nest.

How much really to marry to the lonely woman at this age under announcements in the newspaper? Well, how much I have noticed, harmonous women at whom no more than one child for 3-6 months of searches marry practically all. Excuse, that I come to someone on a sick callosity, but to full women to find happiness under the announcement it is possible far not to all. But every second all the same meets the promised. After all and among men the bare come across full and even. Weight not well-groomed, thrown, yet spivshihsja - it is possible to pick up and make of it the person still. In general, it is necessary to search - happiness nearby!

And what erotic adventures write to the newspaper at this age? My general impression it is more often any physiologically-anatomic adventures. At this age, excuse for the truth, women are excited especially with size and the form of man's advantage, examples of especial man's force, they are pulled on experiments - three together, four together, in the lift, on a chandelier. They would like to finish during sex the man to full exhaustion and tenderly to be inclined over it - well, the darling, you can not any more. They simply ego-trip in the adult life and with pleasure describe these adventures for the leader of a heading. Happened, you read such - and a place to yourself you do not find. Women, pomiloserdstvujte, you too to me openly describe it. After all I live and long so will not take out.

The woman worries about this age one, two serious novels, and 1-3 frivolous (you remember, at us in department such ryzhenky, I what for with them have overslept) are more rare. It is necessary to notice, that after 25 years of the girl already not bad understand guys and men. Most practical of them successfully marry men for 15-20 years is more senior itself. They already have all for creation of a high-grade family and education of the child.

If I was asked today council at once by all girls of 25-30 years I would advise to all of them a phrase - THAT WILL not come ANY MORE, it is necessary to LEAVE FOR WHAT is. This bitter time. But after all it is possible to make the person of any of them. The man is well trained in bondage. The most important thing not to allow to it to turn from house "zhenotnogo" in an ordinary goat.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-4-ВРЕМЯ GOATS

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... About women of 30-36 years. It is the period of mass divorces. At this age all female world already has shared on patient and dissolved. This time when they already in all became wise women, but each of all of them is equally convinced, that is absolute all husbands walk from the wives, except its own husband. Also it is not necessary to dissuade her from it. It is last female straw - my husband not such! Certainly, it was not your husband, but for seven years of conducting a marriage heading "I Wish to converge" these another's husbands have written to it about 60 thousand letters and have given 4 thousand frivolous announcements.

And why husbands leave from female age of 30-36 years more often? They as from a chain break at this time and quite often change the first nice and economic wives on absolutely ugly and few the careful. Also it is not necessary to worry especially - at them too difficult age. They leave not from the first wife, and from the witness of their youthful dreams: they once bragged to the young spouse, that mountains is curtailed, apartment will buy, the firm will open, in the big chiefs will be beaten out, black caviar begin to clean boots. These are thousand times repeated in a youth "I, I, I...", now at it in "YOU gradually turn, YOU, YOU... - you in all are guilty, it because of you, it because of your parents and if not the child and if not you - I would finish institute, I would become the person, I would not drink...".

But the life is imperfect, and that the young guy wished to receive from it, he has not waited any more. (It gets only to one of hundred). And it leaves to the second wife not from you, and from the witness of its broken hopes. And that another - and is not better, but she did not see, how it raged from own failures.

That these thrown and dissolved women do. From 2 till 7 years at them leaves on coming in itself. Then they start to look narrowly at other men and with surprise are convinced, that they were married for the man 3 or even 4 grades. Muzhiks much better quality around go. But, devil take it, they for some reason do not wish to marry. To take a walk - please. Long to take a walk - yes though the whole year.

At this age the dissolved women write, likely, about third of all female letters in a marriage heading "I Wish to converge". And correctly do. They easily marry, as soon as the house start to wait not simply for something, and actively to get acquainted and communicate with an opposite sex. After all the whole army of the men-losers who have left from the first wives turns with the letters round newspaper edition. And it is impossible to name their losers, it is simple muzhiks mature longer and still "have not driven", that madam Broshkinoj had earlier a husband - too Broshkin. So tell each other: "Hello!". It goes a mass exchange of the first husbands and wives for the second husbands and wives. The main thing during this moment not to become puzzled, and to seize the husband and for itself.

And now some words not about the dissolved women, and about the patient. About those women who for the sake of children make the present human feat - every day suffer this transitive man's age. These changes, whims, pjanki, friends to I will fall, campaigns in garage, insults, it is frequent a beating, a lack of money, an inattention. This unfortunate "TIME of GOATS" which each Russian wife worries almost. Well why somewhere in the centre of Moscow will not put a huge monument to Eugene to which pedestal millions women will throw flowers, in memory of the ruined youth.

At this age of the wife most less often change to the husbands. I do not know, why they so submissively suffer adventures of the husbands.

And what erotic adventures write to the newspaper of the woman of 30-36 years? They do it very seldom, I think, because of any natural bashfulness of this age. And if write, describe a man's beating or zastukannye changes is more often. Or write about the adventures in the third party supposedly she is my girlfriend so has taken a walk.

The woman seldom worries about this age even one serious novel, and only 0-2 frivolous (I did not want, but it it became a pity to me).

If me today have asked council at once all the woman of 30-36 years I would advise to all of them one phrase - DO NOT GIVE to THEM LEAVES FROM YOU every DAY IF WILL gather - LET LEAVES ABSOLUTELY. This unfortunate time. But the main thing during this moment to each woman not to forget, that these goats in our country will suffice on everything, that dialogue with them all the same brightens up a female life. Without them never to feel a nanny-goat. But you by 36 years reach this wisdom. You start to play pranks a little bit even at the most good husband. Women and men somehow vary roles and wives start to change more often to the husbands. They edify it the most sweet small horns. They are women try to catch up with the youth.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-5-ВРЕМЯ CHANGES

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... About women of 36-40 years. At this age the woman last time tries to catch up with the youth. It still somewhere nearby: still behind can call the girl, in eyes absolutely young guys look, it still can simply polapat in a municipal transportation. And it still all it can.... But already something not so, already tender man's words do not deceive her up to the end, a necessary minute the earth does not leave from under feet, and it simply lays down near to the man. It leaves from the woman not its young appearance, it is it young and reckless readiness to do simple female nonsenses leaves. At this time almost each woman a little bit "breaks from a chain". She wishes to replace leaving romantic ability to fall in love with the first comer, something else to it accessible. And the normal woman at this age fills this loss by the most intensive sex. It would be necessary to give due to these women of a leaving youth, after all women till 35 years of it to do so are not able. They are, of course, capable to simulate orgazm, but fairly to shout in all to a drink - to it for the present is not given. It women of 35-40 years are able only. If it has at this time a husband it is the poor husband. It, usually, by this time already finds to itself(himself) on the party the young little girl, but any superpassion which has woken up at the native wife takes away all man's forces. And then even the most fair wife gets to itself the lover. It is a pity, as lovers, basically, long do not maintain such loading and will run on rest. Then it gets the second, the third... The tenth lover. I would advise to all husbands to adhere the wives at this age to the central heating battery. It is desirable, a steel cable, that not peregryzla. It at the woman has come TIME of CHANGES - it is necessary it or to understand or adhere.

And what erotic adventures write to a marriage heading of the woman of 36-40 years? Basically, it is numerals erotic adventures: on how many years it was younger than it, and how many in general at it was lovers. For this age the woman has no rather serious novels, and only 5-20 frivolous ("it on seven me is younger than years but so called in marriage, that at me after that night all bones ache"). Allow me to stop more in detail on the review love affairs sent in the newspaper. Judging by them, now it is conditionally possible to name the most class sex sedentary. It on kitchen either a desktop or a window sill. He thus is on the last legs. It is sex at frequent and deep kisses, breath on a limit, therefore from it more hissing "about! About! About!" All the same not to squeeze out. She in the answer has time to worry loudly enough. On work of lovers constantly zastukivaet either the heads or colleagues. Strongly thus nobody hesitates, even hens put in order the tousled clothes more bashfully. It is all too naturally for this age. In the same natural language of the woman write to a marriage heading the love affairs. I on one such sex revelation hardly have not choked recently with a tea spoon. Here any "Viagra" it is not necessary - such love affairs in drugstores should be sold, together with phone avtorshi. I even specially collected the first years different names of the man's beginning from female love affairs. I was amazed with this evolution from simple "kranika" to "at it such grenade cup discharge". There is no limit of female imagination in 36-40 years. It is fine age. I, of course, not the doctor, but recommend.

If me today have asked council at once all the woman of 36-40 years I to all of them would advise one phrase - IF to FOOL AROUND not more often TWO TIMES a WEEK IT NOT CHANGE, And is simple EROBIKA. And if you do not have husband - that to it and is worse, let and further is poisoned on stolovkam. This female, most sweet and most woman's time.

At this age harmonous lonely women seldom write to a marriage heading (Yes at them all world has shared for a long time on these harmonous and full). And here lonely women with soft forms and these years already search for the happiness under marriage announcements while the life still carries these harmonous women with one last happiness to another. They (harmonous) in some years too will write these to a marriage heading, and in the letters will look, as fine, but slightly sleepy "tsarevna-frog". They will already say goodbye by then to the leaving youth, nobody will already touch them in public transport, already by this time all so "will butt" them, that they will want only one - the husband. And, the man should correspond to an unearthly ideal necessarily.... It comes for the woman the hard time for the conclusion of marriages. It is not necessary to forget, that it is in marriage better to leave with 18 to 40 or with 47 till 70 years. But only not during dreams.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

FEMALE ТАЙНЫ-6-ВРЕМЯ DREAMS

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... About women of 40-47 years. At this age the woman so gets tired from fallen down on it for all time of failures and insults, that almost ceases to feel mental anguish, more precisely a pain becomes dull and any more does not deliver such tortures. And it mechanically rises every morning that practically on automatic machine to live one more monotonous day. All its dreams become easily realizable because she does not dream any more about something big and inaccessible. To it it is not so good and it is not bad. She does not feel neither age, nor the big problems, but only small and household. And last forces are eaten up by work, shops, kitchen, washing, cleaning and a summer residence. It for this age is removed by all love teleserials: when already there are no forces to love most, but there are still forces to look at another's love.

It is still capable to quicken at the sight of children, but they have grown and became any strangers. But it not an old age, it still all will pass, she still will fall in love and again will learn to dream. For now there has come TIME of DREAMS.

If the woman at this age married in care of the husband it is a little forgotten, and the problem of the torn off button and a hole on a sock can brighten up somehow its sincere opustoshennost. It is capable on ten times a day to see tomato sprouts at a window or to wash almost pure linen, but, during too time, she is ready to reflect hours that it is possible to make for five minutes that so anything and not to make. Doctors it is all it is insulting name a climax, but they are mistaken it is simple a dream, and it is not necessary to awake anybody. Sleeping beauties still will wake up.

Worse at this time the lonely. It occupies all free thoughts, and only work, washing or a summer residence are still capable to drive away these constant thoughts: well why I one. It after all has left for a long time, could find to itself another and why has not found? These thoughts go as on a circle - leave and come back again. But also him not so at this age men like - have already seen enough and have cooled down.

They write to a marriage heading much, and even get acquainted, but seldom marry till 47 years. It is figure as a barrier - they marry after 47. And why? Yes they cannot choose to themselves the suitable man, more precisely, it is very difficult to them to please. This too old, this too terrible, this too beautiful - will walk. At all of them men either drink, or idle. They do not love silly men and do not transfer the clever. Strange, but if suddenly any man it is younger than its years on 5-15 also starts to like them. It too an exit, but not all of it can take advantage - and suddenly people badly about it will think, and as I with it will be, if it of all for 5-10 years is more senior my son.

At this age of the woman get only young lovers, and only young are capable to be kept long about the woman of 40-47 years. It would be necessary to them and in marriage for such young to leave, yes female pride of the Soviet sample does not allow.

To thicket they find to themselves coevals-friends: visitors and tea - 2 times a week, visitors and sex - 2 times a year. By 47 years they ripen to drastic measures, and force to marry itself still snulogo the coeval.

And what erotic adventures write to the newspaper of the woman of 40-47 years? Basically, this description of deprivation of own virginity. All it, certainly, occurred 20-30 years ago, and was, AS IN the DREAM. I from here also took this TIME of DREAMS. They and write it: it took me on hands and has incurred there..., has then put there..., has thus told such necessary words... - and all it was, as in a dream. It there has done something, as in a dream, and I had to marry, wedding I remember - as in a dream.

For this age the woman practically has no serious novels, and only 1-2 frivolous ("we went all labour collective behind mushrooms, and I there so was left, that precisely I do not remember - at it with me in tent it has turned out at night or it has missed").

If me of council at once all women of 40-47 years I would advise to all of them one phrase - At the WOMAN TWO LIVES - till 40 years and after 47 years, and between them today have asked a lunch break. And let you are not upset with love failures of this age, it will pass, for now it is possible to be trained simply on muzhiks, and suddenly and till 47 years still will carry - though seldom, but also such happens. And then you will notice, how the second youth will come. Not in "45 - the woman a berry again", and in "47 - we are young absolutely". In you any childness again will wake up, you will like again animated cartoons and grandsons will start to understand you well. To you muzhiks, not as earlier - hands, and in a new fashion - all warm side again will start to stick. It is conditionally possible to name this time - "TIME of GRANDSONS", and let you are not frightened by the name - at such age also children are got, if is very strong, very frequent and with with whom it is necessary.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MAN'S ТАЙНЫ-1-ЛЮБОВЬ TO ARMY

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... What is the man's love till 20 years? As in hearts one young guy has written to me in the letter to the newspaper: "... I already almost the muzhik, but I do not know - where all it to put. And in the street by me nice girls and appetizing young women go a stream, and I only undress their eyes and as a dog, I swallow of a saliva. I am hardly was insolent, but still nobody loves me. Really I and will leave in army the virgin. Yes I am already ready to buy for last money in a sex shop the rubber aunt, and then to tear off to it hands and feet - let me for it take in special troops".

In 14 years to all boys the first love comes. It more often schoolmates. Even more dismissed modern customs do not allow young gentlemen to step over forbidden line. More often, she even never also does not learn, how he hotly loved it in the eighth (on old - in the seventh) a class. Its mysterious bang (or childlike bows) forced the boy to go mad almost. And kisses not so it was necessary to it from it if only it then has made out in it the present guy. It is educational love it is then recollected, how a toothache. Even you will not understand often, not that it still aches, not that it have already pulled out.

Yes lines with them, with these bows. In 15-16 years time of the first kisses comes. I under your letters had an impression, that all Cherepovets and Vologda boys start to train on plush doggies and bears. If chernenky the nouse of yours pljushki was big enough, that, having closed eyes, it is possible to present easily, that you in French kiss the best little girls of the school. And the first present kiss with the girl does not leave about itself special memory. Well, hands shivered, well feet shivered, well the voice has broken, and in the rest - simply weight sljunej and the stung lips.

Here in 17 years is already kisses and not to tease our parents, I will keep silent about something bolshem. It any more "the left thoughts" with the silly little girl. Here all can be much more difficult, and seriously grown fond guy leaves in army already from the young wife. What is to think of it on a soldier's cot - to the enemy will not wish. And suddenly, and the truth, walks.

But more often the guy to army worries difficult struggle against own virginity. Each little girl is particularly considered in the beginning on "will give - will not give" and when she suddenly will smile to it the guy disarmed by this smile there and then falls in love with it on the ears. And to it any more before fast sex - it already its queen whom it is necessary to look after in the beginning the whole year. Well, of course, forms of today's courting for modern queens differ from medieval norms. Now it is accepted to queens long stand with kings at an entrance, to neigh over empty bajkami and to drink dead beer. But the essence, fortunately, remains the same - it for it everything, and it for it - even is more. So they also stand in the access darkness, similar to addicts and homeless children.

There are, of course, and at this boyish age present philanderers, but is very rare - the man's grasp still is not present.

Children write to the newspaper much, get acquainted often, and that happens further - to me never inform. As soon as the guy finds the little girl - the leader of heading Nastenka Asfaltova to it already to a lantern. At it already both a tail a pistol, and thoughts on the main thing.

And what erotic adventures are written to the newspaper by guys till 20 years? Basically, say lies, as seals! As you will read these sexual adventures of the young fellow then you represent, that round it on the whole kilometre the burnt earth - so it the sex has got all.

Usually they fill in, that in summer improving camp they were tempted with the young teacher, and already at school they made love to the dissolute teacher. I accurately conducted in the beginning this statistics on schools and in subjects. Under numbers of schools I, of course, in the newspaper will not risk to publish these data, and in subjects - please. The most sexual are teachers of chemistry and English language, and the most modest - Russian and the literature.

And here already exact statistics: to army each guy worries from 5 to 50 vljublennostej, and is engaged sexual relations with 0-3 girls. But thus they say lies, that 0-1 times fell in love, and 5-100 times have overslept. Well, certainly, 2-3 teachers enter into this one hundred and a kind dozen of teachers.

If I was asked today council at once by all boys till 20 years I would advise to all of them one phrase: better you while in a cheek have kissed once again mum, and these little girls at you after army will be so much - though with their serving spoon eat!

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

MAN'S ТАЙНЫ-2-СОРВАВШИЕСЯ FROM THE CHAIN

These are memoirs of leading (man) of a marriage heading in the newspaper which more disappeared than ten years under a pseudonym "Nastenka Asfaltova"

... Let's try understand, that the soldier who have just come back home feels.

Well such the is sexual-hungry soldier knows today everyone. He is ready to make love to all that moves and responds. This severe test for each man, fortunately, proceeds only two years. For this reason preparation for demobilisation begins almost for a year. The soldier's full dress is taken in, filed and decorated. All shines and is poured - so it is necessary, because hungry males always dress up in the brightest clothes. The demobilisation should look so that each passing by little girl there and then wished to learn, that at it is hidden under hardly fitted matter and a paling of military badges. Unfortunately, last years it does not help, as the prestige of the army has a little fallen and even the rare girls who have waited the guys hesitate to go on streets with the discharged martinets.

Time after army begins to be measured by quantity of the drunk vodka and girls of certain behaviour. As one friend asks another:

You have already returned for a long time from army?

And that answers it:

- Yes a box ones and a half back.

The come back soldiers the whole platoons write to a marriage heading. We always dispatched their letters and printed their announcements first of all. Is better it will find the decent little girl under the announcement, than in deep drunkenness will make the child any forgive-forgive, and it will be still compelled to marry it.

And the patience after all any is not present, it would be desirable at once everything, every night and without interruption. There is no time even to the turned up little girl soldier's bajki to retell. A glass, still a glass, a cucumber or something soft, and again its elastic lips and teasing two-day peregar.

As one twenty years' young man has written to the newspaper in the love affair: "... Little girls are spoilt faster guys... To drink in the Evening when sat down, they were fresh and even nice, and in the morning from them already stank of the smoked dogs.... And what to do, the former soldiers are not necessary to normal little girls - money is not present, work is not present, kojko-habitation at parents. Here also we sleep with...".

Young children in general in the newspaper write all love affairs by one matjugami. If instead of them to put points other words almost does not remain.

Usually for first two months after army the young man has time to oversleep from 3-15 little girls, that is not every day the new. Every fifth, judging by their letters, then something treats. And every seventh has time to marry only.

During this period big zagula, unfortunately, guys have a wrong representation about girls - all supposedly they such. It not so - then they will get acquainted and with the good.

Whether the present love during this period dembelskogo furiousness is possible? Yes it, of course, is always possible. But if during usual time love occurrence needs something especial in the first year after army of anything such it is not required. It is necessary only that she neobidno has answered acquaintance attempt, it smiled much, gave not earlier than in three days and not later, than through five, has a little looked at the guy having opened a mouth, has listened to everything, that it will tell lies to it, well and has just once had a little cry on its breast. For it he on any is ready to marry. By the way, some artful little girls also use it, even quite often hide the pregnancy from another and shift parental responsibility on simple-minded guys. Girls not seldom to me tell about such cases in the letters.

It is a pity to me of these deceived children, in general it is a pity to me of these guys who have half-starved in soldiers. I do not know: why in Russian army it is impossible to combine service and a sexual life. It can be simple our generals by mistake consider, that the today's military service easily replaces this business. Yes tell today everything, that in army it is full of little girls half of deserters would come running from wood to serve. And dedovshchina gradually would turn in babovshchinu... That it is much more natural and more pleasant.... It is not necessary to be afraid in army of the person with a condom, defensibility of the country will not suffer from it.

If I was asked today council at once by all Cherepovets and Vologda guys of 20-22 years I would advise all of them one and too: already there is such ordinary expression as "to take a walk after army". I only can add, that real men do not sleep with every second girl, and sleep with every twentieth. But it is necessary that this the twentieth from you is not has left. For this purpose also there is such national art form, as soldier's bajki. Tell to it as you crept in investigation on a minefield as with one wide breast have simultaneously covered from an armour-piercing shell of three commanders and with naked hands have lined five enemy tanks that wished also the sixth to line, but the heads have not resolved... ". For it the normal Russian girl will give you more than the whole platoon of casual maidens. Believe to me, I of these tanks in Afgane have lined not less two thousand, apparently, even one plane have filled up in Angola.

Alexey VINOGRADOV.

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