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THE BOOK OF SEXUAL REVELATIONS
  
  (Alexey Vinogradov, the journalist, conducted ten years a marriage heading in the newspaper)
  
 THE CADET AND THE WOMAN WITH THE MAN
  ... Once on a third year of school I have decided to be engaged in debauchery particularly. Well, though time, well though on test. We were wrote off under the newspaper announcement and have agreed to meet at me on apartment, incognito to have sex three together. For tajnosti have decided to communicate in masks. I have prepared, cut out from black socks a narrow mask-strip and began to wait for visitors.
  The first the man of years of thirty five, in the same narrow mask has come, and almost after it the stranger of years of thirty in the big mask-loose overall what in the Middle Ages were carried by executioners has approached. We have amicably drunk for bravery, and the young woman has asked for leave in a bathroom. It has returned in a short short skirt on naked popku and in strongly appearing through jacket. Through holes it became clear, as it is good. I have lighted up, it has lighted up, it has lighted up. We sit, a pancake, on different armchairs and we suffer.
  "I can be touched", - the young woman has suddenly offered. We have sat down near, but to hands to give vent have not dared, only licked internally lips. Suddenly my partner has not sustained: as will seize rukoju it for persju and holds. She has already screamed. I say to it, that it is impossible so, do not see, whether that: the young woman suffers. And it protects it: "Well why it is impossible, if it goes in all sincerity?" Then it, a parasite encouraged, suffice the second breast the second hand - and holds. And I remained with what. Has taken offence and say to the muzhik, that supposedly have conscience - one my breast. Well, the young woman coquettishly laughs: that boys did not quarrel, on it still there were many fine places. I have, of course, started to kiss to the lady knees, but a rage on this muzhik have concealed. Here it has moaned from pleasure. It was pleasant to me. Well, I think, it it from me so zavzdyhala. Eyes has cut, and its this reptile for lobes of ears bites, here it and groans as the silly woman.
  I have started to be nervous, hasten, and have got behind a condom. In a head one thought: I the first. It too in trousers for prezikom - who is faster. What here erektsija when the desire to give on a muzzle to this impudent muzhik is much more desire to have sex with this girl in a huge loose overall? In general, I have broken, have given to it on a muzzle, it has given to me on the person. I have given to it again on a muzzle, and it again to me on the person. The young woman has stood up for it, so all three fought, as well as agreed to a meeting. I notice, that they with the young woman now me urojut: very strongly beat. Sharply I pull down a mask-loose overall from a head of the beauty and I shout, that in my room the latent videocameras with a direct teleether on NTV are established. And itself I see, that the young woman under a loose overall has appeared terrible, as a cactus. To it before a television camera the vile muzzle to cover, and she ladoshkami hides intimate places.
  Probably, the victory was for me because they have escaped from my apartment. I will fairly tell, that I completely was disappointed in group sex, because in any business without the head or the senior officer the brothel (the guy, 23 years) begins.
  Alexey VINOGRADOV.
  
  SEXUAL DIARY OF THE YOUNG MARRIED WOMAN
  MONDAY:... At night my husband has recollected matrimonial duties. Has suddenly cheered up, has awkwardly established me on chetverenki as if the monument of a horse Przhevalsky, and fought five minutes with the erektsiej. I am obedient, on supruzheski, marked time and as the house goat, patiently waited for unearthly pleasure. It is necessary to give to it due: it has consulted, and it means, for a month will leave me alone.
  I have woken up the unfortunate. It would be desirable to poison, be drowned or buy a new coat. Forces has sufficed only on fried eggs. He has eaten it and has kissed me fat lips on cheek area.
  In a tram me unostentatiously ironed on a hip, and close I for a second of an eye, this young man for certain would feel me and in other places. My God, what for they are touched in public transport? It is necessary to approach and fairly to offer woman to meet in the evening and somewhere to descend. It in transfer from cultural language means: well, give, look narrowly to each other and if we will like - become lovers....
  On it my thought has broken, the hand of the young man has grown bolder and has crawled prior to the beginning of my soft place, but I have looked at it a sight of the mathematics teacher, and it suddenly left not at the stop...
  On work in a corridor I was again caught by Peter Vasilevich from the next department. To it of years 40, and it is more senior me for 15 years. But this age difference does not stir to it oblapat me all ten fingers and slightly to kiss on the mouth. It is pleasant to me, but I rest...
  Before a lunch break gave advance payment. Took, has turned, has spent, has forgotten.
  All the evening long has stayed at the girlfriend. Marinka told to me about the next lover. It has with me conclusive authority on love affairs as every week manages to cuckold to the husband and for ten years to look younger than the age. Once it has drunk too much and has overslept at once with two unfamiliar men. For what calls till now itself the silly woman. Well, and I, as the silly woman, also envy it...
  My husband had cowards in a pink section in the evening. If I sometime kill him, the court will justify me.
  TUESDAY:... The yesterday's young man has appeared again before me in a tram. His hands from a sin have been far away hidden in pockets, but the voice has appeared pleasant. Serezha has suggested me to meet somewhere today, that in transfer from the cultural meant: I you all the same trahnu. I have agreed to wait for it in seven at a cinema "Rainbow", that in transfer from the cultural: not at once, but, of course, trahnesh. Where I will get to?
  In the evening has come without colours as all married, but was the pleasant interlocutor, and we with pleasure have shirked two hours along the street. It was so modest, that I have kissed him.
  SATURDAY:... Serezha has rented apartment, and I the first time have come on intimate appointment. All was too good: on a table a bottle of champagne, a sweet and the lighted candles. "It is short", - I have thought, have blown into candles, have gone into a bottle under a sofa, have thrown sweets on a case and the first has unbuttoned a lightning on its trousers. As it is pleasant to see the muzhik with the drooped jaw...
  SATURDAY:... Very much was afraid to come back from the lover home. For the first time, having fooled around, not simply to pretend, that has sat up at the school girlfriend. On road it seemed, that all men in the bus guess, than I was engaged recently. I stand and feel undressed. Perhaps indeed on a smell feel? Then also the husband now in a hall will sniff at me and there and then will beat.
  The spouse obviously missed and even has rushed to help to remove to me a raincoat. I was frightened, that he will notice the disorder in clothes, and has slipped out in a bathroom.
  Has turned before a mirror. It is rumpled... Slightly, but a kind decent quite. Already wished to change clothes in a short house dressing gown, but on hips has noticed bruises from fingers of the lover. Well, what for men so strong hold at this time women? Here it is bruises! Such and a cream you will not jam. "It is a failure, - I as on my place Stirlitz would think have aloud thought, in addition have seen blood bruises on a breast and a neck. - I will shout from a beating of the husband in native Russian - how Soviet" rodistka "Ketrin King in the Berlin maternity home. And in the morning neighbours will come with pleasure me to bury..."
  The saving decision itself has come to mind. It is necessary to tempt immediately the native husband and to induce to do with me that the pair of hours was made back by the lover. Here then the spouse also will not disassemble, whence at me it is so much bruises.
  I resolutely left a bathroom and have switched off in a hall light. Has unexpectedly sat down in feet of the husband and has tried to find a lightning on its old body stockings with the drooped knees. It, of course, there was not, but I have reached "oral sex" through sails of huge boxer shorts. As unpleasantly in one day to see two muzhiks with the drooped jaw...
  It was necessary to prompt to it: to clasp my nape hands and the same as the lover, with force to incline me to "bottom" (suddenly on a nape there were bruises from ljubovnichka). Trying not to champ, I have finished the husband to the necessary mood, and have forced it to pile up me on a kitchen table.
  Hold me for hips. I am exhausted and I can fall, - I have moaned to the husband, feeling its not strong fingers just on a place of fresh bruises from the lover. At this time wild thoughts climbed to me in a head: "At my husband advantage in length 16 sm, and at the lover - in 21 see And both fools..."
  I on one trifle did not recede from the scenario of my appointment to the lover. The husband had to try me on a window sill. I tried to shout the necessary set of tender words, therefore passion of my husband was not worse, than at the lover. The spouse put to me on a breast zasosy and pressed me for shoulders into a window sill tree. Then we went on me on a carpet, and already erased knees I the second time for a day have understood, that it, in general, very pleasantly. And my husband absolutely still the good fellow.
  Was on one side, on a stomach, on a back, was, as at the Australian kangaroos in wild prairies. Neighbours for certain it heard all also in the morning nevertheless are going to come to bury us.
  In the end I have forced the husband to smear me, in second time for a day, old cherry jam (the lover had a strawberry jam) and to lick me, as in a film of "9,5 weeks".
  The darling, I will not wash week, - provorkovala I the second time for one Saturday and have switched on light. - you look, that you with me have done! Also has shown it the bruises and bruises. Them became three times more!
  SUNDAY:... All the evening long made love to the husband.
  MONDAY:... Two times it was gave to the husband...
  TUESDAY:... Better the husband of an animal is not present...
  ENVIRONMENT:... The lover has called. And why I have agreed to meet again?.
  MONDAY:... Me by phone named the whore. I have blinked from pleasure and have with relief sighed. Here and on an old age of years will brag to the grand daughter...
  TUESDAY:... I have called the lover and have appointed the next appointment. He has been surprised by my request to buy instead of champagne of simple vodka and to grasp the second complete set of old clothes in which it would be not a pity to hunt on a Bengalese tiger...
  ENVIRONMENT:... We have met. I have forced it to change clothes in old jeans and a shirt, and itself have put on a short skirt and old stockings... After vodka we played the maniac, and me tried to rape. It is a pity, that in advance have agreed not to smother and strongly not to beat. I have so entered into a role that fought more terribly a tiger.
  In the beginning my "tyrant" was overnice, but two scratches on a neck have brought to reason him. A blouse on me has torn up to pieces in shreds somewhere on the fifth minute, the skirt long kept on a leather thong, but stockings removed from me through a head, and they pleasantly clung to ears...
  Bruises to consider there was no time. It seems, I have bitten off at it a half a kilogramme of pulp from the left shoulder...
  We have sufficed hour on ones and a half. It has exhausted, and I have raped him under aggravating circumstances - to blood having bitten for a nose...
  Home it is proud has gone on foot. And houses declared to the husband, that I was attacked in the street by the tyrant, and I have broken off it on four pieces. If the militia asks an alibi (where I was tonight), tell it, that we with you played all the evening long draughts, and I have won...
  THURSDAY:... Has told about all to the girlfriend, and it has turned black with envy...
  FRIDAY:... On work celebrated birthday of our employee. Verunchik was in a wild crimson dress with huge cut on a back, I have counted six pimpled heat-spots on its bared edges and have drunk for everyone on a wine pile. And this reptile from the next department added. It then also has pressed me in darkness to drawing kulmanu. It is such board on which it is possible to draw in the afternoon, and at night it is necessary to nobody. To me have highly lifted the left foot and began to drive me on a board as if I was the big washing elastic band. I have hardly born...
  On chicken having shaken off a skirt, I have declared to this reptile, that all I will tell to his wife. It belittled me to sober up and think again, but I already so liked to play from myself the innocent girl in paws of the unscrupulous debauchee...
  SATURDAY:... All the day long was the good child and washed a heap of linen. The lover in the evening has called and has made a new an appointment. Has asked to put on in old clothes and has warned, that will come on appointment to the big dog... At Night the cauliflower has dreamt me...
  MONDAY:... Malicious-very evil on the lover, I pottered on kitchen. Still: called on Saturday to me home, at the husband, moreover has told, that on appointment to me will come with the big dog. I could not object it by phone at all, that it already too. After all my husband nearby sat and thought, that I talk to the girlfriend. And all husbands perfectly know, that the best girlfriends the friend on three letters do not send to the friend...
  TUESDAY:... Has opened the key apartment for meetings and began to wait. With delay for twenty minutes my lover with a dog was declared. From a threshold all has explained. The wife was jealous it of evening walks, and it was pulled out to me with a dog: every evening ones and a half walk this dog of hour in the street...
  We have laughed and did not begin to spend precious time... In passionate employment I have casually looked at a dog sitting on a carpet, and our eyes have met. The dog was in a shock. Probably, he never saw such sex of the owner with his wife. And now, having goggled, worried about both of us. I have winked at it and have put out the tongue. It has barked...
  That I further only did not get up even more to surprise a dog. It has put the tail between the legs, ears, and a wool has risen a hedgehog. Especially the dog liked my groans and rumbling. It is a little more and the dog would start talking on-ljudski...
  ENVIRONMENT:... The lover called for work and has told, that their dog as if have changed. Have deduced on street in its morning, and it has got acquainted with all young women in a court yard...
  THURSDAY:... Tomorrow was persuaded to descend on love appointment to one occupied man with which have casually got acquainted in the street. It has brought up me by the car and here six months exasperates me with the courtings. I have broken on the consent after he has suggested very zanjatno to be engaged with it sex. He promised to take a new videocassette with pornuhoj, to include it at his place, and we will alter with it all that there will show in porofilme...
  It has strongly got me, and I with impatience waited for this appointment.
  FRIDAY:... Has come, time was just barely enough, at once have sat down to a video player. It has included. I sit all wet and I do not know, that now with me will do. And suddenly it? And suddenly that?
  On first two minutes of a video film have shown, how the mad billionaire has given to the prostitute of 100 dollars for right to kiss an internal sole of its shoe. During other time I these shots would look easy, but here the heart-rending laughter has started to assort me. A minute later the muzhik has given to the prostitute of 100 dollars more, has licked for it a sock of a shoe and began to suck a heel... The Vile type and squandered money. For ten minutes of a film it has given to this prostitute of 800 dollars, and all actions and conversations went only round this shoe. I do not know, that there showed further, but I with wild laughter have switched off a video player and declared to the acquaintance, that from it 800 dollars, and I to it for it will leave both old shoes. "Gryzi though all night long, they still strong". Also has left from it barefoot. Sober. The blessing was summer...
  It has brought to me my old shoes and plus to them still new expensive shoes of my size. But I all the same was not gave to it. Could not: as I will recollect, so spasms from laughter. Was afraid, that me under it will jam.
  SATURDAY:... We with the girlfriend have sentenced two small bottles of dry wine, and I have persuaded the best girlfriend to oversleep with my husband. But that he has never learnt, that I have wanted it. Itself I do not know, why at me so it was combed.
  On preparation of this operation have taken away three days...
  THURSDAY:... For three days my best girlfriend has satisfied my request and has secretly tempted my husband. Izmenshchik has not had time to reach yet from it home as she has called me and has in brief told details of fall of my spouse. Though I asked it about it, for some reason to learn about all it was unpleasant...
  As I wished to see in his eyes though a confusion or fault drop! But it has come tired and cheerful, has thought up 102 reasons of the delay from work, and we had perfectly supper together, habitually sharing with each other day news. What only verbal traps I did not put to the spouse to catch it on a lie, to force it to redden, zasmushchatsja! Sometimes it seemed to me, that in his eyes it was already possible to read repentance, but, alas, I did not feel any signs of change. Both was an angel, and remained.
  I did not understand other wives earlier. They unanimously assert, that all husbands change to the wives - except their own. It supposedly also it is not necessary for it, wives suffice it. Yes they never also will not believe, that their promised it has changed with any there, after all it at them such fastidious..., Etc.
  All of us trustful and SCHATLIVYE SILLY WOMEN. In it our force! I looked at the unscrupulous husband and gently understood, how much it at me all the same the decent muzhik. Well has not sustained, well two hours trampled down on a sofa my best girlfriend, but after all and an ear has not led, that at it ryltse in a gun. And remained for me the best, the most true, the most favourite... I have tempted him this night, but it has adequately coped with double loading. Happy, I have turned over on the other side and, already falling asleep, have decided to transform his life into a nightmare. Good night, road...
  FRIDAY:... In the morning at breakfast I told to the husband ostensibly the dream that saw its naked child with other woman which person has not disassembled. Also has retold to it some details from its yesterday's adventure with my girlfriend. He has turned pale and instead of a sandwich tried to bite off a lid from a butterdish...
  And in the afternoon I have called the girlfriend, and we have cheerfully laughed over my draw. It, shameless, with such relish has told about the most intimate details of a meeting with my husband, that I have sincerely envied their pleasures... I ohala, it gasped. No, each woman should have the best girlfriend not to divide the husband with any another's stinker. The all the same is better...
  SATURDAY:... Still hardly having woken up, I have started to retell to the husband the next "prophetic" dream and even have intimidated, that already for a moment saw the person of its night mistress, but have not had time to make out. But has distinctly noticed in a dream as my husband standing had sex with this unfamiliar woman and it nails scratched wall-paper with drawing from pink piramidok. The husband should recollect this detail as two years ago itself helped the husband of my girlfriend to get this wall-paper. Since this minute the spouse for hundred percent has believed in mine jasnovidenie.
  I became absolutely frenzied. Suddenly unexpectedly jumped, went into eyes and with a cry I "see" "jasnovidela" still any pornographic detail from its love change.
  So I tormented its "dreams" some long months. I became the happiest silly woman among simply happy little fools. I know now even more precisely, that all husbands change to the wives, except my own as he is assured now, that I all the same will dream about its change.
  From an original erotic diary has prepared for printing
  Alexey VINOGRADOV.

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