"In this corner... Her turn-ons are kitty cats and puppy dog ears, the sweet and lovable Kagome!!!" the announcer screams.

The crowd goes wild as spotlights shine on a 15 year old girl in a school fuku.  She smiles and waves at the crowd, sticking her tongue out and giving a peace sign.

"And in this corner... Back from the dead where she picked up a vendetta to make her ex-boyfriend miserable... The priestess we love to hate, Kikyou!"

The crown boos as the spotlight shines on a miffed looking Kikyou.

"Let's get ready to rumble!!!" The announcer crows as the crowd claps and screams.

"Stop!  Stop!"  A voice cuts through the crowd.

"And what is this?" the announcer asks as someone in red with long, white hair bounces into the ring between the two girls.  "If it isn't INU YASHA!!!"

Half the crowd cheers.  The other half boos.

"Kagome, Kikyou... Don't fight!"

"Get out of the ring, Snuffles... The crowd wants to see the fight," the announcer cries.

"Fight!  Fight!  Fight!" chants the crowd.

"Don't do this, Kagome..." Inu Yasha turns and looks pleadingly at Kagome.

"Step out of the way, Inu Yasha.  She has this coming to her," Kikyou says behind him.

Inu Yasha turns to her.  "No!  Leave her alone, it's me you want!"

"Looks like Snuffles is trying to break off the fight. What does that crowd think?" the announcer giggles.

"Sit down!  Sit down!" they chant.

"Shut up!" Inu Yasha growls at the crowd and turns to Kikyou.  "Kikyou, stop this.  It's me you want.  You can have me," he says, holding out his hands to show he's unarmed.

"Sit down, Snuffles... Unless you want to be in the middle of a cat fight!" the announcer laughs evilly.

"Fight!  Fight! Fight!" chants the crowd.

Inu Yasha scowles at the microphone above the ring.  He jumps up, grabs it and gives it a yank.  Someone else falls in the ring, followed by a small toadlike person screaming, "Sesshoumaru-sama!"

Sesshoumaru stands and dusts off his tail.

"Hello, Fluffy!" Inu Yasha snarls.

"Hello, Snuffles!" Sesshoumaru replies.

"Let them go."

"Make me."

"You are such an asshole.  I'll get you for this!"

"Oo... I'm scared!" Sesshoumaru replies sarcastically.

"You should be!"

"Well I'm not, Snu-ffles!"

"Oh, yeah?  Flu-ffy!"

"Snuffles!"

"Fluffy!"

"Snuffles!"

"Fluffy!"

The two continue calling each other names as the toad man takes the fallen microphone.  "Two brothers, locked in battle... Who will win?"  Behind him the brothers are raising fists at each other.

"Oh, yeah?  Well YOUR butt is bigger than a... a... mountain!"

"Well YOUR tail looks like a feather boa!"

"Well, you're stupider!"

"At least I don't look like a GIRL!"

"I'm telling!"

"Go ahead!"

"You'll be sorry!"

The crowd, the toad man and the ladies sit back to watch the two wage the eternal battle of siblings.

--END

Inspired from my OWN siblings... Whom I love dearly.

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