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In Alaska's National Forests, A wildlife biologist was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory. He told them that most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The resulting surprise can be catastrophic he told them. To avoid this, he suggested that each hiker wear tiny bells on their clothing to warn the bears of their presence. Also, he said further, be especially cautious when you see signs of bears in the area, especially when you see bear droppings.
One tourist asked how do you identify bear droppings.
"Oh that's easy," the biologist explained, "its the ones with all the tiny bells in them!"
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