"Salary Theorem" states that "Wildlife Biologists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

Now, recall from physics class:

Power = Work / Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, then Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.