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A young fellow was in the hospital having a brain scan. The doctor returned and told him he had good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a brain disease and will probably die. The good news is that this hospital has developed a procedure for brain transplants and you qualify. Even better, there has been a wreck just outside the hospital doors and we have two fresh brains waiting for a transplant. You are lucky, the doctor told him, as both brains came from well educated men, in fact both were wildlife biologists. One was a waterfowl biologist and the other was a mammalogist. The doctor explained further that the waterfowl biologist's brain costs $250,000 while the mammologist's brain costs $19.95. A little puzzled, the patient asked why the mammologist's brain was so much cheaper. The doctor replied, " Because it's been used !!! "
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