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NATURAL INSTINCTS          
Five birds were sitting on a telephone wire. The wind blew and swirled
around them when the first little bird shivered and said, "My instincts
tell my to fly south." And, he hopped off the wire catching the breeze
under his little bird wings. The second little bird gazed after his friend
until he could not see him anymore. The wind blew and swirled around them
and the second little bird shivered and said, "My instincts tell me to fly
east." And, off the wire he came, grasping the wind under his wings. The
three remaining little birds watched him fly away when the third little
bird (which was a bit hard of hearing) shouted, "My instincts tell me to
fly west" and off he went off into the air with a deafening squawk. The
fourth little bird rustled his feathers together, preening the tip of his
wings when he looked up and said, "My instincts tell me to fly north" and
off he flew. Several minutes past as the last little bird sat on the wire
with the cool wind swirling about him and looked around and said "Hum! My
end stinks but it doesn't tell me where to go?"

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