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OPEN SEASON ON BIOLOGISTS
A truck driver who was hauling a load of merchandise for R.E.I, stopped into a truck stop in a Northern California logging town to have some dinner. As he approached the counter, the waitress slowly slid her hand towards a handgun sitting just below the counter. "Are you some kind of wildlife biologist?" she asked, "'cause I can smell one in here".
"Heck no!", the trucker replied. "I am a truck driver, but I am hauling outdoor gear for R.E.I. That must be what you smell".
She agreed and let the trucker sit down to his dinner. A few minutes later, a man walked in wearing a pair of khaki shorts with ten pockets, hiking shoes, a funny looking field hat, a compass dangling from his neck and a pair of binoculars. The waitress jumped up, grabbed the gun and BANG!, shot him on the spot.
The surprised trucker jumped up and yelled "What in the world are you doing?!"
The waitress told him that it was open season on wildlife biologists because of the fact that there were so many of them and that the endangered species laws were ruining the local lumber-mill economy. Given this, the County had declared an open hunting season on them, and that the limit was 5 biologists per day.
The trucker, a little shaken at all this, got back in his truck and started up a steep hill leading out of town. All of a sudden, the back door of his trailer accidentally busted open, spilling his load of R.E.I. outdoor gear all over the highway. He could see in his rear-view mirror that already, a bunch of wildlife biologists were scrambling onto the road and were scavenging his merchandise. The trucker grabbed a gun and jumped out of the truck. He ran to the back and BANG... BANG... BANG….he shot the first 3 biologists that he could see and the rest ran off into the brush along the side of the road.
Next, he heard a loud siren as a state trooper screeched to a stop beside the carnage.
"Alright, buddy, that’s it, your under arrest!!" the trooper yelled.
"But I thought it was open season on these biologists, and I only shot three!," the trucker exclaimed.
"That's true", the officer replied, "You can shoot 'em, but its against the law to Bait 'em!!!"
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