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Go Speed Lacer..    

This is the cutest joke I have received in some time. It was sent from my friend Tova. She rescues kittens in Israel and finds adoptive homes for them. Please take a moment to visit her web site, Holyland Cats and consider adopting a cat. Tell her Rawge sent you.

A  lonely guy decided that life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So,  he went to the pet store and told the owner that  he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house.   He took the centipede home, found a good location for the box, and then decided he would start off  by taking his new pet out for a walk.   He walked over to the box and asked, "Would you like to go to out for a short walk with me?"   But there was no answer from his new pet.   This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes  and then asked him again, "How about going out for an evening walk?"   But again, there was no answer from his new friend.    He waited a few minutes more, thinking about  the situation.  He decided to ask him one more time;  this time putting his face up against the centipede's  house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you  like to go out for a walk!!!?"   

An agitated little voice came shrieking from the box,

"I heard you the first time...I'm putting on my shoes!!!"

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