"AS DEMOCRACY IS PERFECTED,

THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT REPRESENTS,

MORE AND MORE CLOSELY,

THE INNER SOUL OF THE PEOPLE.

ON SOME GREAT AND GLORIOUS DAY,

THE PLAIN FOLKS OF THE LAND WILL REACH THEIR HEART'S DESIRE AT LAST,

AND THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE ADORNED

BY A DOWNRIGHT MORON."

–H. L. Mencken

" Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."

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